Mom walks in

>mom walks in
>"gross!"

Man, that game was alright. Way better than Colonial Marines.
Even the pulse rifle, the main draw of CM, sounded better in AvP.

>humans have 3 tracheas

Wtf?

>Isn't that a little violent?
>Is that Satanic?
>Aren't you a little old to be playing video games?

Jugulars

>Aren't you a little old to be playing video games
I have literally never heard this from anyone

But still in college so maybe it will be more prevalent afterwards

>its my turn for TV

Ok...

Mom never gave a shit about my vidya habits.

She raised a concern once when my brother and I played Mortal Kombat 2 about violence and we shrugged it off collectively. Years later my kid brother gets GTA3 for his 9th birthday.

Violence is overrated.

>mom walks in

>dad phases in

i hear it every weekend
fuck this, weekend is only time that i can back to home and use my computer to play video games for fuck sake

>Mom walks in
>AAA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
>I just
>PUT IT BACK ON!
>I can't
>AAAAA

She was just fucking with me of course.

>mom teleports in
>holds katana to my throat
>"I could kill you any time I want."
>teleports away

>That mom who wave dashed to school

>fucking around in Skyrim
>making poses for /tesg/
>brother walks in
>this really happened and pic related is my OC

Been hearing it since high school, at least ever since I started college I live away from my parents so I only hear it once a month or two as opposed to every weekend.

What did he say?
And show the front you slunt

>Mom walks in
>hands me a plate of pizza rolls
>Mom walks out
Fucking Gamestop

>She was just fucking with me of course.
Was her pussy soft?

He was speechless. I don't have much since I lost my other PC, but here's the front.

I graduated a while ago, but at my college there were guys who played 3DS in public, no fucks given. I guess since it's not high school, people do whatever they want without fear of ostracization. Makes me wish I had gotten more streetpasses...

>>mom walks in
>>"gross!"
>mfw

>uncle Larry vibrates into the room unannounced
>sees my nude loli character in Skyrim getting gangraped by 4 buff orcs
>tells me mum
>banned from using my own computer for a month
>mfw

>mom awakens from her slumber in the under sea city of R'ylleh
>wakens madness and cosmic horror in the human race
>ushers in an eon of dark terrors
>keep playing loli simulator 2014

>dad walks in
>"whatcha playin, son?"
>"dark souls"
>"can I try? Looks pretty cool"
>pass him the controller
>he dies a lot
>loves it anyways, has a blast trying it

My dad is the best.

>buff orcs
Fag.

There were also 3 khajits and 2 dark elves involved, but that was irrelevant to the story.

>mom invites you in

Cat on shotgun.

>tfw your mom just watches almost all her TV on her iPad now
>never have to deal with this again

My dad would just ask me to do something then do it himself while sighing lightly and shaking his head
He would get upset when I told him I'd finish the task
>"I'm, already doing it"

He also bought me tons of lego and rarely played with me despite him being out of work for a while
You got lucky, always remember that and cherish what you have

>tfw playing Saints Row 2 and my grandma watched in shocked silence because she thought it was a mass killing being shown on the news

> playing New Vegas with mods
> balls start itching so I start scratching them furiously in front of my computer
> sister walks in
> it looks like I'm furiously jacking off while talking to bald-headed Caesar
> sister gets one word in before immediately shutting the door

>having interest in your hobbies, wanting to try out games theirself

literally the best type of parents. My mum is having a blast with Civilization V right now.

>mom walks in
>"Wow, how'd you get on the screen?"

Just passing through on my way off of work but user, you need to tell your dad this if you haven't already in the past couple weeks.

This doujin details precisely what she did afterwards and how you should have responded.

>Play any game with melee weapons
>"Why do you always play those sword games, user?"

Is she hot?

>cow tits and big nipples
Gross

>Playing any action game
>Dad walks in
>Watches until I kill someone
>"Why did you kill them? They probably had a family! They were just trying to provide for their children, and you murdered them!"
>Pretends to call the police on me

Dad got me into Ace Combat and Armored Core
My uncle got me into Heavy Gear.

Dad's pretty cool. We'd even go out and buy Gundam kits to put together.

Honestly, the possibility that I was jacking it to Caesar's sheer charisma is too crazy for me to find it anything but funny.

what was the word?

ara

ave

The bird

>mom walks in

>Playing Ground Zeroes
>Bomb scene is happening
>Mom calls me sadistic for what happens in a cutscene

Happened a little bit before I moved out.

Google and IQDB gave me nothing. Help an user out.

>Character brutally eviscerating everyone on screen
>Mother doesn't bat an eye
>Someone swears
>Her face when

>dad walks in
>"did you apply for that job I told you about?"

You stupid fuck, wouldn't be surprised if you failed anatomy class

I moved out ages ago but I went out for dinner with them the other day, my dad and I are very tight knit.

Anyone have any incest stories?

>brother walks in
>"whatcha playin?"
>dark souls
>"ok"
>"lets play Mortal Kombat"
>body him 3 times
>"i'm done"
nobody in my family is good at video games that aren't 2k

Profligate.

>Parents ever walking in since 2004
I changed the channel or turned off the TV when they wanted to come in my room.

Been living on my own since 2010 so haven't had that problem in forever. I doubt they cared about my vidya though, my dad always bought me and my older brothers something when he could and my mom never cared as long as I wasn't struggling in school.

jery get ipad

my niece bit my dick bulge through my jogging pants when I was 11
A cousin made out with me when I was like 7 or 8 when we played "house"
>tfw no gf

That's like, a really weird question to just ask people. What's wrong with you?

We're gonna leave, alright? Don't follow us. Come on Chad, Tyrone.

Mama Tama by Uno_Makoto, have fun

>brother wants to play street fighter
>absolutely destroy him over and over
>he refuses to quit
>weeks pass
>he's been practicing while I'm at work
>I'm still beating him, but hes significantly better and puts up a fight

Feels good man, I hope he keeps working at it.

>mom walks in when I'm forced to kill The Boss
>"Why are you killing her? Isn't she your friend?"

when I was like 8 I had my cousin sit on my face

>playing this
>hear the door open
>time seems to stop
>my dad, DIO, is already back outside

People actually get grossed out by virtual gore?

...

>dad noclips in

That's fucked up

That blonde in the pink, I have a feeling she enjoyed when this person took her pic unlike her dumb brunette friend.

THICK

>Thought it was just regular thick Ara~ara
Aw shit.

She's laughing at them

>dad walks in
>"Hey son, know where I can find Rondo Duo's English patch?"

FUCK
I still have memories when I was like 12 and was alone at home at night because everybody was out. Then my mom comes home with some hot friends and they all just stood there

watching

fucking what

My oldest nephew loved playing me in Soul Calibur a few years ago
He was predictable as fuck but understood mixups well enough to catch me most times.

hey, today is thursday the 12th

What the hell is wrong with people

>play game with qt girls
>decide to go help mom for something while game is still running
>mom go back in my room for some reason while I'm away helping
>she comes back
>"thanks user but your cute girl is waiting for you"

I love my mom.
>go back later to watch me play said game
>she notice it feature an anime she used to love
>talk about it for an hour

yes? not sure if its interesting tho.

can i date your mom user

>not giving you ailing father a dadjob
You weren't worth the exertion to plant into your mother's womb.

Go!!!!

>Grandmother spawns in

>is there a Mr.user's mom?

>son, why are you upscaling your game from what looks like 640x360 to double its resolution, with a NN algorithm no less?

When i was ..sshhh i wont tell dad hahahah *unzips

>Mom's wife's son warps in

If I ever have a son I wonder if we'll ever bond over hentai

>tfw my dad once played Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 with me years ago
I sandbagged for a little bit just to enjoy the moment.
>I'll probably never play vidya with him again
He's still alive and all, but I doubt he'll do it now that I'm 19.

>mom walks in silently while you're in you "Big Boy Sexual Awakenings Suit^TM"
>realizes that she never gave you a normal childhood and that's why you're such a fuckup
>she realizes she pressured you too hard to get a gf and that's why you resent her secretly
>she realizes maybe if you weren't a virgin your life would improve
>she sneaks up on you as you're writing around on the floor lost in VR bliss
>she undoes the patented "Weenie Harness with Hole Technology"
>she slides her panties down and mounts you
>you don't notice a difference and keep going to town on your virtual gf
>your own mother rides you, trying desperately to keep silent
>eventually you cum the hardest you ever came, filling up what you thought was the "Naughty No-No Cup of Shameful Joy"
>it was actually mommy dearest
>she gets up and leases the room as you lay there in a semi-conscious state
>you pull off the VR headset and see your pants undone
>you think it was just an accident until you see her panties that she forgot
>dinners are much more awkward now

>mom walks in
>"nice game"
>dad walks in
>"did you win?"
>they bought me the game

>friend walks in
>"lol this is fake an old woman could never beat up a guy"

>Sup Forums is easier to trigger than old people

>dad crawls out from under the bed

That's pretty funny.
Too bad it never happened

>filling up what you thought was the "Naughty No-No Cup of Shameful Joy"

...

>some time later
>user, does it look like I'm gaining weight to you?

>caretaker unit exits phase space
>have my shi'thorp in my manipulator
>caretaker unit promptly reenters phase space
>nutrient intake becomes awkward