Did it healed already?

did it healed already?

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I didn't even ever play any ME, but shit, i'm still mad

not that guy, but what annoys me is that nobody else is making Sci-Fi RPGs which aren't shitty JRPGs where everyone has a cybersword instead of actual guns

Your post is the first I've heard of ME and holy fuck, I'm red hot under the collar.

No.

I will never forgive bioware

Forever mad

>Met best friend a long time ago
>Have the best times; tons of good memories to look back on
>This guy has tons of parties and they're all awesome, every one feels like it was made just for you somehow
>They keep talking about some awesome party that they're gonna set up
>Finally go to this super hyped party
>It's really not that great, some of the wrong crowd is around, but it's your buddie's party so you stick around to the end anyways
>Wake up the next morning some of your shit is gone
>Talk to your buddy about it, ask if any of his friends stole your shit
>Gets instantly defensive, says that if you didn't want any of your shit stolen you shouldn't have shown up and it was his party anyways so you can't complain about it
>There's really nothing you can do, so you let it go and time passes
>Eventually hear them hyping up this new party
>You realize you that you really have no plans to go to this party
>Wonder where your friend went and who this asshole is

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never

I was never that invested in the series so ME3 didn't hurt that much.
It was still annoying how bad it was. It's a bit like with Fallout 4. These devs know they're sitting on a goldmine, they fucking know the game will sell like hotcakes, and so they can't be bothered to put any effort into it. They became lazy.

Nope. Still mad. Ask again next year.

Never touched a Mass Effect game until after the third game came out. I ain't mad, but I am disappointed.

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>ok

I remember someone pointing out a while after the game came out that people are mad not because of how it ended, but because it ended. I had to kind of reflect on that but I'm way less mad now because of it, but I still think that they got fucking lazy with the ending.

It's not just the ending. The side plots were handled well, but the entire reaper invasion and cerberus stuff was just bullshit from the word go.

Also that fucking kid. Never have I felt so much hatred for a fictional character. Or a real person for that matter.

>start to remember that edgy ninja

it was starkid, i hope the guy who approved of that get's a special place in hell

conrad's right though, it's fucking retarded

Completely agreed.

We know. But it's not clear whether it's the writers acknowledging the idiocy or them mocking us or what

In retrospect they might realize it. But if you expect them to ever admit that you're a greater fool than them.

>ship crashes on remote planet 10 years ago
>thermal clips and mechs

we should have seen the warning signs

Question: how many people in this thread actually let someone die in ME2

I liked him at first, because I saw him as the Illusive Man's shitty replacement Shepard who was a total disappointment compared to the original. I mean, he completely fucks up the entire Citadel operation, can't even assassinate a priority target during the middle of a total coup!

Then I realized the game actually thought he was a super badass.

Shadowrun Returns?

I'll lose my virginity before I forgive Bioware.

It only "healed" in the sense that I no longer care about Mass Effect and have no interest in future games or in replaying the existing ones.

It's not really about letting. You can go into the final mission with perfect conditions and still lose people to random chance. I think in the end I just edited the save.

Since they went out of their way to include a "fuck you" ending with the Extended Cut, I'm guessing it's the latter.

Random chance has nothing to do with it. If you make all the right preparations and choices, you won't lose anyone.

No, it didn't and I know the same thing is going to happen to andromeda. I want it to be good man, I fucking hope it's good, but it's gonna be shit

What?

No you don't, if you are best friends with everyone and you pick people right for the job no one will die. On my "cannon" playthrough I set it up so Jakob, Miranda and Jack would all die, and I was left alive with my cool alien friends.

You mean do all the loyalty missions and let no time pass before the last mission? Because I did that.

Everytime.

you also need to give proper job to right teammate. It's not random at all

enjoy being casual scum

Not at all.

ME2 made it clear the story would be a mess so I never got my hopes up. I'm just glad I was smart enough to wait and was able to enjoy the Citadel/Leviathan DLCs + updated ending on my first playthrough, and that Liara and Garrus were still well written squaddies.

The multiplayer was pretty fun, too.

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Holy shit who did he even pick? I bet it was something stupid like Grunt for tech.

holy FUCK

No. The anger is still as hot as it ever was.
I will continue to be mad even in the next life. My anger has transcended.

No I'm still mad

I'm definitely mad with how it ended.

I crie of laughter evertim

You also have to make the right choices during the mission itself, like who goes in to hack the terminals in the vents and who creates the biotic shield.

All of the picks are rather obvious. I have no idea what went wrong. And seriously after all these years I don't know and don't care.

Oh, and you also have to get all the upgrades for the Normandy, or you'll lose people on the approach to the Collector base.

Yeah I had Tali in the vent and that naked chick on shield duty. That's about as much as I remember.

Also who you send to escort the rescued team-members. Apparently by random chance even if you do everything else perfectly, Mordin can die here if you don't send him. DICK MOVE.

>That scene after his boss fight
>Where the characters all have their backs to him and he sneaks up behind shep
>He uses his sword like a crutch to stand, and is breathing heavily while his leather-y cyborg flesh crinkles loudly
>Get honestly scared for a sec that shep is actually going to get stabbed, not because of any sense of legit tension but because the game has gone out of its way to give him absurd cutscene immunity

Apparently, a surprising number of people picked Thane to hack the terminals at the start of the mission. They must have missed the game telling you it's a job for a tech expert, not a stealth expert.

>Oh, and you also have to get all the upgrades for the Normandy
Oh that was probably it. I saw no point in getting stuff like "10% faster toilet flushing speed".

Shepard is such a cunt

Some parts can still have a random chance of some people dieting. Mordin comes to mind. If you don't send him back to the Normandy with Kelly, he can randomly die holding the line with squad later.

It's not entirely random. There's some kind of calculation that happens for the "Hold the Line" segment. If your score comes up short, you lose someone. I think it starts with the people considered the weakest in direct combat, and Mordin is one of them.

Depends on who pick as your final squadmates. I don't have the chart anymore but leaving the tank teammates behind increases the chances of everybody making it out alive.

user, if your crewmembers cannot efficiently use the shitter then they'll be stuck away from their stations, leaving your ship vulnerable. You have to plan ahead for this sort of thing.

Thane is useless for the suicide mission. There is no job you can send him on that doesn't make him die.

You could also prevent that by taking him with you to the final boss fight, assuming he's loyal.

nvm found the chart via google

look if i'm poopsocking then so can they

i
am a patrician
"Sup Forums"
does not affect my patrician exquisite taste
unlike some plebeians
i have "standards:
what they DON'T undersand
are plebiean consoletard normalfags making everything third person shooter gears of war clones
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thermal clips
literally no lore makes sense in 2 and3
and literally shat (defecated) all over what made mass effect 1 GUD
like
the geth?
doign thigns?
in 3?
are you fuckin kidding me?
completely shits all over the geth in me1
if some people had ACTUALLY gotten invested in the LOAAR like myself
they would;ve dropped their memes in disgust at how FECAL me2 and 3
happen to be
where are the memes and reddity mid 90's rpg writing?
where's my le snarky dialoog?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>red green blue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not witcher or made by obsidian
when does EA take bioware out back to be put down like thse other studios?
i am EMOTIONALLY ravaged
at me2 and 3 existing
and if you dare even mention them on my chan
you need to an herocide and also check your privilege

The end game of ME3 was so inconsequential by comparison.

>Lance from France

:^)

Jesus I didn't realize it was that complicated, I always assumed everyone who wasn't a complete moron and/or casual had everyone survive.

I just kept mashing RMB without knowing what would happen.
It was pretty sweet in that cliche kind of way.

>Olivia from Bolivia

That probably sounds more profound to you than it is. Better game series than Mass Effect have ended and I wasn't actually angry while playing them. Even before the ending - the dream sequences where you plod around in search of a boy nobody gave a shit about, Thessia, Kai Leng's retarded plot armour.

>Your post is the first I've heard of ME
The OP is talking about mass effect, though

Bin al Gland from England.

>Nothing personal kid ninja
>Illusive man is "reapers are god" now
>kaiden is gay because ???
>cortez and traynor are only there for pandering
>entire me2 cast is replaceable and nothing is lost
>ign reporter in the fucking game
>sidequest are just fetch quests
>reapers motives are too stupid to comprehend
>massive war over earth because the player is from earth
>destroy space travel
>strand millions of aliens over an overpopulated planet
>kill party members for game of thrones shock
>kill yourself for a fucking crayon ending
Yes, I am still mad

You need the armor from Space Nigga, shields from Tali and BIG GUNS from your main man Garrus so no-one dies on the approach to the Collector Base. Just do their loyalty missions, talk to them and ask about ship upgrades.

>thought it was going to be good but turned out bad

There, a lot better than your shitty analogy

I mean honestly besides Mordin it's all pretty obvious.

Get all loyalty missions done, upgrade everything, put people on the obvious jobs, and don't take your time when your crew is kidnapped.

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Oh, and make sure you do all missions you want to do before grabbing the Reaper IFF from the derelict Reaper, because that triggers the kidnapping.

>FirstName from Suriname

the fuck is this

I'm still mad

I'll always be mad

Goddamn BioWare.

>The last written phrase in the Mass Effect trilogy is, "Downloadable Content"
Gets me every time.

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Best romance in Mass effect.

>jack from slovakia
what is this for anyway?

pandering

>Nick from North Korea

So what happened here exactly? Did they just decide they didn't give a shit at all or what?

Assuming it's the comment section for either ME or SWTOR when they said there were gonna be gay characters.

>no chakwas romance
>no wynne romance

love in games was a mistake

Bioware circle jerk for Mass Effect 3's marketing of LGBT characters. Bot supporters created by Bioware employees lazingly shitted out with hilarious name-country rhyming.

It was no joke. This is something they did.

>Rick from Pakistan

>Roland from Poland

>Did they just decide they didn't give a shit at all or what?
In a way, I think it was the opposite. They wanted the ending to seem really deep and not "video gamey", so they decided not to have a final boss fight and wrote their pretentious crap ending.

>Fries from French

HOLY FUCK

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>Bot supporters created by Bioware employees lazingly shitted out with hilarious name-country rhyming.

Not quite. They actually used Origin as a personal botnet, making use of all the computers that had it installed to send scripted messages. Which is why you don't download shit like Origin from evil morally bankrupt companies, children.

It's also ironic that they advertised new adventures right after an ending that effectively destroyed the game's universe. Why would I want to do more quests when I know everything I accomplish in them will be nullified by the ending?

>Norman from Qatar
What a typical name in Qatar.

>did it
>healed

It scans better than Nepalese slave worker

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