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What game?

>GTA will never be this fun again
What went wrong?

ESPANTOSO BEST RADIO

Realism

I WANT THAT BOAT!!!

STUPID HORSE!

You're not an edgy pre-teen anymore.

mario kart wii

LANCE VANCE DANCE

NICE ASS, BABY

I'M LOOKING FOR THE MONEY, SONNY.

LA VIDA ES UNA LENTEJA
O LA TOMAS
O LA DEJAS

THIS IS THE LAST DANCE FOR LANCE VANCE!

ride to hell: retribution

TIM, THEY'VE GOT YOUR WIFE!

I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

BUT IM NOT MARRIED

YOU'RE NOW

YOU ARE NOW

TO AMERICA

...

They felt running down stairs realistically and flying out of the windshield of your car is more important than actually making a fun engaging map.

RATED R FOR RETARDED

wrong game

I'M SURE IN HER YOU'LL FIND
SANCTUARY
I'M SURE IN HER YOU'LL FIND
SANCTUARY

DICKHEADS EVERYWHERE, YO

I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID

Home.

LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEES
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEE?
THE CULT OF PERSONALITYYYYY

CLAP YOUR HANDS EVERYBODY
IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES
CUZ I'M KURTIS BLOW AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT THESE ARE THE BREAKS

I replayed vc recently and I couldnt figure out who said this. doesn't sound like tommy. it sounds like the guy on the bike. the guy on the bike is commenting on his bike out loud

HERE IN MY CAR
I FEEL THE SAFEST OF ALL
I CAN LOCK ALL MY DOORS
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE
IN CARS

At least it was before my hands got all messed up.

MARVELOUS, I LOVE THAT RECORD.
IT GRABS ME BY THE CROTCH AND SHAKES ME AROUND UNTIL I AM NOT SURE IF I AM A MAN OR A WOMAN.
THEN I REMEMBER I AM FERNANDO MARTINEZ, MISTER FERNANDO MARTINEZ, AND THIS IS MISTER MISTER WITH BROKEN WINGS.

SO YOU BETTER DRIVE, BROTHA.

holy fuck, actually kill yourself

MISTER CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MY LOVE HAS GONE? HE'S A JAPANESE BOY.

You're not 12.

EJECT!

PLASTIC CRAP!

YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
IM OUT OF TIME
IM OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND

FLASH FM
MUSIC FOR THE ME-GENERATION

WAVE 1-0-3
WHERE THE BOYS WEAR MORE MAKE-UP THAN THE GIRLS

SMASHING!

HEY I THOUGHT I GOT YOU

WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

PIGEON! BOOM!

>shotgun firing and screaming sound effects

wow i just found a video of your sweet 16 party...

I was playing this on my PC way back in 2002, and when this song came on the radio my dad heard it from the kitchen and came running. "CRANK THAT UP RIGHT NOW, SON!"

Thank you Vice City for making my dad believe in video games again.

kek, the same happened to me when my dad overheard Personal Jesus in San Andreas

Fuck yeah, these games were great for father/son bonding.

NO, MY BIKE

>Vice City was 14 years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY&app=desktop&persist_app=1

>WHO IS THIS DICKHEAD!?
>Tommy Vercetti, you remember me.

>yfw THAT song comes on

What's her name, Sup Forums?

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This song reminds me more of that Russian dude from Alpha Protocol.

WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE ME LOVE

YOU GIVE ME PALE SHELTER

La vida es una lenteja, o la tomas, o la dejas.

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YOU WORK ALL WEEK LONG,
YOU WORK YOUR FINGERS TO THE BONE
FRIDAYS' ENEMY,
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SATURDAY TO BEGIN!
Mah nigga, shits great.

>dropped the game after being stuck on the Haitian mission where you have to collect contraband and escape the 6 star rating
>don't have money to buy the strip club yet
>have nothing else to do but sell drugs and do hits
Is it worth going back? I was pretty damn bored.

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Fuck me, I really need to replay this series again.

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MY ULTIMATE NIGGA

wrong game tho. III's still fucking amazing

you sound like a casual faggot, maybe look into candy crush or something

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this was cool
in vice city stories tho

>he didn't pick a path with star pickups to have less stars to deal with

HELLO

I AM FERNANDO MARTINEZ

AND THIS

IS EMOTION

>fail mission
>MISSION FAILED: Phil really felt it in the air tonight!

There's only one route to take. You pick up the contraband in order. I mean, there's a pay n' spray available, but it's up the map, and the cops go suicide bomber mode when you have more than 2 stars. I could beat it if I tried enough times, but I really don't feel like playing anymore.

>you get extra money for finishing the mission in the bike

Really nice touch

I remember going to church every weekend with dad and mom. After that, my dad would ask me if "i was feeling like killing some whore after praying so much", he would drive me to the blockbuster and we would rent Vice city for a few days.
I miss those happy days with him

I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME

prove it

What's the best mission and why is it Check Out At The Check In?

that's gay mate.

NO GIANT SHARKS!

>you will never be a young kid/teen playing GTA VC SA or WOW for the 1st time ever again

This

i can always dream user.