Your favorite video game now has Rob Schneider as the protagonist

Your favorite video game now has Rob Schneider as the protagonist.

What does the trailer sound like?

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Why does Rob's wife look like Megan Fox's mother?

>"The Arisen, only wanted his heart back"
>"But he's about to find that the road to Gran Soren is more HEARTLESS than he bargained for"
>wolf mauling

What went wrong?

everything

ROB SCHNEIDER IS...

...

How far into the shitty does your career have to be to guest on gamegrumps?

ARIN

>believing strange people on an imageboard

>original Guest Grumps
>someone related to video games
>someone Jon actually wanted to meet
>now they pump out Guest Grumps every other week
>celebrities that have nothing to do with video games
Who the fuck would want to watch Rob Schneider play Mortal Kombat?

I didn't think it was possible to sell out this much but god damn Arin keeps proving me wrong

it's a fucking lets play channel made for the sake of making money what more did you expect?

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I'm so glad I jumped ship after Jon left. I really did want to stay a bit longer, but then they started adding Arin's girlfriend more and more.

I didn't watch the trailer because Rob Schneider is in it

ROB SCHNEIDER IS A SUCCESSFUL PLUMBER WHO SHOWED UP FOR SOME CAKE

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO REALIZE

HE'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH A WHOLE LOT OF PAIN-TINGS TO GET IT

HE'LL HAVE TO COLLECT ALL 120 STARS, BUT DOES HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, TO BE THE NUMBER ONE STAR?

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER STARS IN

SUPER MARIO 64

rated PG 13

>pre tester days
>we barely heard anything from Arin
>he didn't spout shit opinions
>we didn't know how shit he actually was at games
>Susie was just a female voice in the background of videos
Why did things go so wrong guys?

The internet is a cancer that ruins everything it touches

kek, I loved it. I demand you do one for Majora's Mask and Banjo-Tooie

About the time he got fat.

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KEK

Even doing your best South Park sperg voice impression, your real life sperg voice still comes through. It's honestly kind of mystifying.

Upboated.

>Implying a Fork in the Tale is anyone's favorite game

>runtime: 12 hours

ROB SCHNEIDER IS A BOY ON A QUEST TO FIND HIS BEST FRIEND

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO BE ECLIPSED BY AN EVEN BIGGER PROBLEM

HE ONLY HAS THREE DAYS, BUT HE'LL HAVE TO LEARN FAST THAT

TO UNMASK THE TRUTH, YOU HAVE TO PUT ON SOME MASKS OF YOUR OWN

THIS SUMMER ROB SCHNEIDER STARS IN

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA MAJORA'S MASK

rated PG 13

Now do one for TDKR plane scene.

>BUT HE'S ABOUT TO BE ECLIPSED BY AN EVEN BIGGER PROBLEM
I am amused, continue

So how good is he at MK?

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He doesn't play it, but his wife whoops both Arin and Danny's asses, though that's not saying much.

Actually he does one match with his wife and loses.

The game crashes halfway through and the episode just becomes a podcast.

Isn't that the guy that completely lacks in subtlety and was only successfull because his first adaptation wasn't meant to be subtle? Then consistantly missed the point of every adaptation he made?

lame.

That's it. I'm done.

For anyone that cares

The whole reason this episode exists is because Arin talked shit about Real Rob on an episode of Mario Maker, and someone tweeted it at Rob and his wife, which they both ended up loving and laughing and asked to come on the show.

The episode itself is really chill and is mostly just about Rob talking about the production of the show and why Arin hates it, while his wife kicks everyone's ass at Mortal Kombat (not cus she's that good or anything mind you, they just dont' care about the game.)

it's like you don't even know what the text parodied.

isn't rob schneider some german-filipino hybrid?

>The game crashes halfway through and the episode just becomes a podcast.
I hate when they do that.

>The game crashes halfway through and the episode just becomes a podcast.
Figures.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS A BEAR LIVING PEACEFULLY IN THE MOUNTAINS

UNTIL ONE NIGHT, HE GETS FORCED BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

AFTER GRUNTY DESTROYS HIS HOUSE, HE'LL HAVE TO BEAR ANOTHER ADVENTURE WITH HIS FEATHERED FRIEND

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO REALIZE

HE'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT WITCH WAY TO GO, OR PACK IT ALL UP AND GO HOME

THIS SUMMER

ROB SCHNEIDER GETS JIGGY WITH IT IN

BANJO TOOIE

rated PG 13

I agree that it was shit. let me try again
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I mean the whole show might as well just be a podcast anyways, they're much more entertaining when they talk about anything other than the game and aren't reading character's lines in stupid voices, god I hate that so much.

Fuck, not even being a nostalgiafag, but the Jon episodes are just so much better.

Everything's just so safe and boring now and Dan comes off as such a huge faggot when he refrains from making a black joke or offending women in any way, but he'll keep making his racist asian jokes cus hypocrisy.

>destroys his house
>or pack it all up and go home

BUT HE HAS NO HOME ANYMORE

Ironic reddit cancer, is still reddit cancer.

>rob's wife completely shits on both arin and dan

So is it just mandatory for all LP'ers to suck complete shit at video games?

Eh, I tried

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Man fuck you guys this was a good joke.
Fuck, I'm going to play video games.

11/10

Kingdom Hearts one please

Fucking Niall.

You sound more like the one from South Park, good job m8

Even better

Very good user.

Arin was seduced by the darksyde.

He made multiple millions. That's more money than you will ever make in your lifetime.

But now he's broke and need some fame, and he will learn that's harder than it look!

Rob Sneider is a guest in Game Grump

Rated PG 13.

where is the part where hulk fucks black widow's ass?

More.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS A CIA AGENT WITH A PLAN

BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW WHEN HE CALLS IN FOR A FEW EXTRA HOSTAGES, ONE OF THEM WILL TURN OUT TO BE

THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE

HE'S ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY THAT PULLING SOME PLANS OFF, WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNIEDER IS CAUGHT IN THE BIG BLOCKBUSTER HIT

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

rated PG-13

alright, so this one kinda sucked. sorry.

Thanks user. Should I do more?

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there was an attempt

Definitely.

Pick one from this thread if you want

>Running a South Park joke into the fucking ground

Good work Sup Forums.

>Fork in the Tale
Does this game have branching paths or something?

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Someone do a Dark Souls one already.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS A MAN ON A MISSION, BUT NOT JUST ANY MISSION

WHEN HE MEETS A BIG GUY, HIS WHOLE WORLD GETS FLIPPED

UP SIDE DOWN

HE'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO SPREAD HIS WINGS THIS SUMMER IN

THE DARK CIA RISES

rated PG13

this one was hard

how has nobody thought to do a starfox one. its so fucking obvious

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ROB SCHNEIDER IS A BOY WHO LIVES ON AN ISLAND WITH HIS FRIENDS

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT SUCH A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

NOW HE'LL TRAVEL WITH IS TWO NEW BEST FRIENDS DONALD DUCK AND GOOFY!

TO GO ON A JOURNEY FIND HIS OTHER TWO BEST FRIENDS!

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNIEDER IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT LIFE ISN'T SO SIMPLE AND CLEAN IN:

KINGDOM HEARTS!

rated PG-13

10/10

i think im getting the hang of this
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I love you, now do this one

You do a fucking terrible Trey Parker impression.

fuckin embarrassing just stop dude

I was so fucking confused why this was posted. I read through the entire god damned thing before seeing that fucking faggots face in the corner.
fucking vidyakino
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Thank you Schneider user, it's beautiful

k.

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ROB SCHNEIDER IS A MAN WITH A LONG STORY

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT HE HAS SOME GRAVE CIRCUMSTANCES STILL TO COME!

NOW HE'LL PUT HIMSELF AND HIS FRIENDS THROUGH HELL AND BACK TO FIND OUT JUST WHAT HAPPENED!

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

THAT THE BEST THING HE CAN BE

IS HIMSELF!

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER GOES ON A JOURNEY YOU WONT FORGET, IN:

PLANESCAPE: TORMENT

rated PG-13

Cuz Starfox is shit and sucks hard.

...

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ROB SCHNEIDER IS A FOX WHO PROTECTS THE LYLAT SYSTEM

BUT WHEN CORNERIA IS ATTACKED, HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT THIS EMPEROR,

ISN'T MONKEYING AROUND

HE'LL HAVE TO WOLF DOWN HIS PRIDE AND WORK TOGETHER WITH HIS PEPPY CREW

OR WATCH IT ALL SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER JETS INTO THEATERS IN

STAR FOX

rated PG-13

Can "Rob schneider game trailer" be a new meme?

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RATED ARGH FOR PIRATES

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That seems pretty full of shit considering the present.

I watched this and the time Markiplier played a game with Jack Black's Kid and it is essentially like that time you tried to get your dad to play a game with you, except that professionally they have to digest that they are resorting to playing videogames with young adults who have become much more influential in the Web 3.1 time span than them in their entire, life time, careers.

Jack Black has a kid?

Jack Black's been a family man for years, his last big movies were Goosebumps and the third Kung Fu Panda.

7/10 that intentional pause was great.
You need a better microphone desu senpai

But the last Tenacious D record was released only about 6 years ago.

he still does plenty of "mature" stuff

ROB SCHNEIDER IS THE NEW TRANSFER STUDENT AROUND THE BLOCK

BUT WHEN MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS APPEAR AT MIDNIGHT, HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT HOW TO BURN HIS DREAD

HE'LL HAVE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS, FUSE HIS NEW FOUND POWERS AND BEST OF ALL: ESCAPE DEATH

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER'S ABOUT TO CAUSE MASS DESTRUCTION IN

PERSONA 3

rated PG-13

ROB SCHNEIDER IS A TREASURE HUNTER WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND A THRIST FOR ADVENTURE

BUT ONE DAY HE REALIZES THAT FINDING THE IRAM OF THE PILLARS

WON'T BE AS EASY AS A FLIGHT THERE

THIS SUMMER COME ALONG FOR THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME TO DISCOVER ANCIENT CITIES WITH MODERN LAUGHTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

UNCHARTED 3

rated PG-13

ROB SCHNEIDER WAS CAUGHT IN A NUCLEAR INCIDENT THAT FORCED HIM AND HIS FAMILY INTO DARK METRO TUNNELS IN RUSSIA

BUT WHEN A MYSTERIOUS MUTANT ATTEMPTS TO MAKE CONTACT WITH HIM, HIS WORLD GETS FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN!

THIS SUMMER, WATCH AS ROB SCHNEIDER LEARNS THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOYALTY.

RATED PG-13

He only wanted to deliver his package. Then he was shot in the head, and buried alive!

This summer, he delivers something different. This package is ... a package --- of lead.

Just needs the extremely obnoxious music the obnoxious pausing between the lines. Like, "But he's about to realize ........ He will have to go through a WHOLE LOT of pain-tings .... to get it."

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ROB SCHNEIDER IS A BLUE HEDGEHOG THAT CAN RUN REAL FAST.

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME EGGS...

ARE HARD TO CRACK!

SCRAPE YOUR KNUCKLES. CATCH SOME TAILS.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS...

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG & KNUCKLES

>yfw Rob Schneider exists in real life