You are scuba diving and this thing slowly approaches you

>you are scuba diving and this thing slowly approaches you
>wat do

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Wake up. I don't go scuba diving.

>YOU'LL FLOAT TOO

I need more context to make a judgement here OP

That looks retarded

>going into the ocean ever

This was your first mistake

I would submit, as there is no escape. Death will not be swift, but it will be painful.

Plz don't make this shit the final starter, i really like popplio

Do what the thing says, and float. JUST. LIKE. THE. BALOONS.

possible pokemon evolution leaks

Punch it in the nose

No I mean like

why am I scuba diving
what am I equipped with
is it slowly approaching me in a menacing way, or is it not an immediate threat

you have a harpoon

>possible
It's pokemon, not edgymon.

is it loaded

Send Assassinowl to kill it.

>Not calling it Owltair

>Edgy
I'm so tired of this word. It doesn't have any meaning.

*Call out my abra* *Teleports behind it* Phhst ,Nothing personnel kid

The franchise hasn't been pokemon for a while now

but they all look better than what we're actually gonna get

Telling him if he likes holding balls so much I have two more for him, while unzipping my wet suit.

you dont have anything to shoot if that's what your asking, you just have the spear part

For once, edgy is appropriate here.

Just look at all of them. A fucking assassin owl, a black and red cat, and nightmare fuel for no reason.

Why not Eziowl? Everyone knows the second game was the best.

Did someone share these already?

I hope that's a Pokemon leak

I actually like it for some reason

ignore it because it's fake

Now, those do look legit.

that owl is 100% fake I guarantee it.

Owls assassinate small mice all the time, the cat is just a normal big feline, and yeah Pennywise the Clown is scary but scary =/=edgy.

>Assassin's Creed
>Houndoom but a cat and less creative
>your nightmares after watching IT and that epsiode of the simpsons where the dolphins come on land

It's so fucking bad, yet after last gen reveals I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually legit.
God the evolutions in Kalos were so terrible, what were they thinking?

WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE GEORGIE

Yeah these are shitty enough to be real.

>water gets even more retarded

>the Clown is scary but scary =/=edgy.
You know this is a franchise for kids, don't you? You can't put anything that looks like that there.

>your nightmares after watching IT and that epsiode of the simpsons where the dolphins come on land

fucking christ that episode was nightmare fuel, especially when they eat people.

my nignogs

How could ANYONE fuck up this bad a Barn Owl Pokémon? I would take the other one over it any day because Barn Owls are supposed to be prettier than this fucking shit in this picture.

The clown looks fucking great, I hope it's really the final evolution
Not overdesigned either
it's aesthetically pleasing

I unironically really love the final water evolution; it's a nice contrast to the ultra-dopey basic evolution

too bad it's not real

same, I hope it's real
Same with the panther, love that tail flare thing it has going on for its sleek design

how so? pic unrelated?

guess I'm not going with poppilio after all

I like it too
but man it's fucking terrifying

It looks like one of these things except it punches you. Hard.

These are fake as hell.

Sailor Moon villain, a Digimon, and a megaman.exe villain?

>Not calling It Arnowl

>people are legitimately taking these leaks seriously just because they're shit quality and skewed to the side

I am fucking sickened

what the fuck is that thing, are you fucking serious

>when people make fakes that look good

>guess im retarded enough to believe literal fake shit
Kys

>No fun allowed!

>you are scuba diving and this thing approaches
>wat do

Owls are pretty edgy by default.
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>I have fun by pretending fake things are real
Perhaps a reptilian general on Sup Forums is more your style

>gen vp in a nutshell

a shame those designs are wasted on a shitty project that will never see the light of day

This is real. No one except Gamefreak can make them as bland and predictable as this.

Play with me in Amie, user

NOW

have him fight my pyrosome

>owletts

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Those lines are janky as fuck.

The face reminds me of the chinese guys in Aqua teen hunger force that rip off peoples dicks.

WATER CHAOS DUNK

CONFIRMED

The water starters evolution is so shitty that it looks like a mega evolution

If they don't go with a scary clown as a last evo they will be shit forever.

>Bozo's Revenge

Is this ohranger or carranger

Shelly?

That seal just keeps on looking sillier.

>camera isn't moving
bullshit

>Owls assassinate small mice all the time
so 90% of the pokemon should look like this because they are based in animals that kill other animals

IT would've been a much better book if the creature stayed a fucking clown instead of a retard spider and excluded all the dumb turtle? shit. Props to King for making a gangbang scene with an 11 year old though.

Dairanger

I KNOW the owl is traced from something, I just quite can't put my finger on it

This shit is legit terrifying. Its the worst final starter I have ever seen

The retard spider works in the book because King only vaguely describes spider IT/Deadlights because its essentially an indescribable entity a la Lovecraft.

>people don't want a wicked clown pokemon

This can only be good since Popplio itself is an underwhelming shit

...

those seem scary until you realize they are floating, motionless sea intestines

But it's only described as that at the very end of the book, so it seems like an asspull. Wasn't it actually an alien? I vaguely remember something about a meteor.

they're terrifing

Ah, okay, thank you

Isnt it funny that these leaks didnt start until after the starters were revealed?

True. Closer and closer to digimom

I'd be pretty fucking terrified if this thing was in the actual game

>Pokemon-ami with this thing

Yeah, the turtle takes them back in time to see IT land in a meteor

I DO COCAINE

WOAH DIS DESIGN IS WAY 2 SCARY 4 ME :(((

I actually really like these finals. I hope they are real. Amazingly the grass and water finals are way better than the fire one. I dont know who I would pick if they were real. I kinda want all of therm and that's a first. Even in Gen1 I hated the bulbasaur line. This is the first time I want all three.

>including roothoot in your leak image

fuck off

I can totally see the water one being legit, gamefreak doesn't usually go the easy predictable way with final evos that 90% of all fanart goes, and turning the cute clown seal into a creepy strongman works well. But the owl is way too anime and the cat is completely forgettable.

Electrify the water.

Clearly this is the best course of action.

Please don't tell me that's a Pokemon from Sun and Moon

What, this is the series where genetic experiments, dream stealing creatures, and demon spirits are catchable, but a creepy clown seal is where you draw the line?

I have had a Sea Lion swim 2 meters away from me and a group of men (we were like 150 meters into the sea close to a harbour full of sea lions)
I run away as fast as I could, dont know if they are dangerous or not.

It's because it's a starter.

tfw in Spanish we call Sea Lions "Sea Wolves"