60 dollar vidya or steak?

60 dollar vidya or steak?

I dunno about you but that steak looks mighty delicious

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Does it come with complimentary katsup?

I can pirate vidya.
I can't pirate a steak.

That'll be $59.99, plus tip.

>60 dollars on something you won't get to enjoy after a few minutes
Why go for the vidya at all user?

You'll regret the steak less

Thats pork retard.

>Pork steak
>Not a steak
Nigga

Sixty dollars for a steak?
Do I get blown by the chef too?

>restaurant charges 20% gratuity
>they still ask for a tip on the check

>What cut is it?
>Do I get to choose how it's cooked?
>What sauces are available?
>What am I having with the steak?
These are all questions left unanswered

>inb4 rarefags

>not pirating your steaks

>I like my steak dry and burnt
Alright

will the vidya be drowned in salt too?

>pork chop
>steak

C'mon....

medium well master race, only savage pigskins eat meat raw

Take the fucking toenail out it and I might consider paying you.

>Not being able to savor the delicious, juicy, melt-in-your-mouth magic that is medium rare

0/8

called it

>What sauces are available?
>What am I having with the steak?
>putting anything on your steak
>eating anything with your steak other than more steak

GET.

OUT.

>still not being vegan

>buy a game that costs less
>buy meat at the grocery or butcher
>still don't spend 60

I can cook a better steak at home in most cases.

Vidya.

Prove it faggot, cook me a steak right now. If it isn't better than OP you have to buy me a game too.

>vidya
can enterntrain you for hours
>steak
15 mins of enjoyment

>squared grill marks, meaning the steak has been flipped more than once
>dickload of salt
>obviously cooked medium - might as well have microwaved a hamburger

Yeah, no, I'll take the vidya over your shit-tier steak.

What if the grill top just has a cross pattern on it.

Do I look like a fucking restaurant? Cook your own fucking steak, git gud at cooking.

are you raising your wife's son to be vegan too?

>was exhausted after work and fell asleep at like 7pm
>woke up at 3am
>now it's 4:40
>see this thread

Get your fucking new-age hipster SJW grills out of here tumblr.

I'm just asking you to back up your claims onii-chan

Lying is a sin, double on the internet

Best steak I ate was in some shitty street BBQ in Argentina, wasn't even a fucking restaurant, just some random family cooking in front of their house and offering people to pay almost nothing for a bite.

Those fucking niggers know their sauces holy shit.

Gave up on steakhouses, I'm not sure why they're so overrated. I've eaten $60 steaks at Nation of Texas and a $120 steak at Alexander's Steakhouse in Cupertino and they were completely flavorless. I can get more taste out of a top sirloin on my grill. Best steak I ever ate was a ribeye with bourbon demiglaze at Le Rose Bistro in Berkeley, about $30 with scalloped potatoes and all that shit. Incredible meal.

if it's a solo game I pirate and take the steak.
if it's a bad multiplayer game I take the steak.
if it's the kind of multiplayer game that I know I'll be playing for like 10k hours I take the game.

Why not just buy a good cut from a butcher and make it yourself at home? You're not paying for the steak, you're paying for the service.

first of all, it's called crosshatching you fuckstick

second of all, you can crosshatch by giving it a quarter turn and still only flip once, you limpdicked shitconduit

>paying 60 dollars for a steak

jesus

restaurants, and they don't even have to be "high class", are a huge fucking scam

I'm not falling for your jew tricks. My steak is mine.

I ate a $60 steak for dinner and then came home and bought an $80 game. So I guess my answer is both.

The point being... what? To brown more of the surface area? For the sake of flavor, marginally increased juiciness... ? Waste of time just for appearance.

Steak of course

NOVELTY GRILL?

Ok Sup Forums, gonna be honest, I have never cooked a steak in my life.

How do I git gud at grilling steaks? Whats the secret art?

>waste of time

have you ever cooked a steak?

write a 200 word essay about the pros and cons of each, due by september

what's poverty like?

I always feel bad about eating expensive food, cheap is convenient.

watching youtube tutorials from several different chefs, see what they're all doing in common then use those elements.

but watching and theory only takes you so far. then you gotta get experience so you know for yourself first hand. call it directed trial and error

You can dry age steak at home dude.

Salt your meat, get the grill as hot as you can, cook it fast.

Best steak I ever cooked was the result of a grease fire. Nobody bothered to clean the drip pan at my condo's shared gas grill and one night the whole thing went up in flames while I was cooking some steaks. Thick new york steaks, they were in that inferno for about 4 minutes before I rescued them and ran away in case the thing exploded or something. Thought they'd be ruined but it was the juiciest most flavorful meat I ever.

The steak, the steak!

a chop is not a steak

>Paying $60 for one steak
>Not $60 for 5 steaks and 2 free hotdogs all of the highest quality cuts of beef

OP try to be a smarter consumer, you're better than this.

Have you ever understood English, fuckwit?

$60 for a steak is a shit ton though

At a good restaurant its rare to see steak over $40 and most average charge between 20-30

60 is outrageous, that better be some celebrity chef

"crosshatching" is for fags.

Case and point:

>that steak has been flipped too many times
>actually it hasnt
>HAHA WELL ITS STUPID ANYWAY

The vidya lasts longer than the steak. So Vidya.

I've seen this thread before.

>user suggests watching youtube tutorials

youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>$60
>for one steak
Try going to one of those buffets where they bring a bunch of different meats to you. It's pretty great.

dude what? A piece of kobe beef easily goes for 100 dollars

DEJA-VU!
MULTI-THREAD MEMORIES!

Don't forget the knives.

The secret art is to cook it yourself and eat it straight out from the pan.

buy vidya for 30$ from g2a use other 30$ to buy high quality steak, thyme, butter, garlic and russet potatoes. get vidya and get a better steak.

What the fuck are those hotdogs? They look disgusting.

Don't overcook it, don't press down on it with a spatula or some equally retarded shit. You really only need to use salt and pepper. Don't cook it cold, let it sit until room temp. After its done let it rest for 10m so the juices recirculate back into the beef

Impressive

for $60 you can cook 10 delicious steaks. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Kobe beef is memefood, just like the retards who pay $15 for a bottle of Fiji water.

Oh hell yeah

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>Dry, rough burnt meat is $60
>Delicious hamburg costs $1-$10
>Comes with bread and cheese

Go eat a burger

top tier steak will easily cost more than $60
the bottom end of actual kobe beef hovers around $100

40 is what I'd expect at a restaurant that happens to have steak.

60 is really not that high if it's actually a proper steak place where you get a good cut and proper preparation.

>destroying the environment just to save a cow some pain
I sure hope you feel better faggot.

It should be well done, not unwell done.

Doesnt even matter, you were saying 60 dollars is expensive, it's literally nothing compared to some pieces of meat

Where are you getting 6 dollar steaks?

I just paid 25$ a pound for my last two.

>brings back the whole animal

>What the fuck are those hotdogs?
Hot dogs.

Not all pork is chop.

I've had them and those steaks are legit shit. I get better cuts at the publix butcher

I was about to check and see if I was still on /ck/, but if that was the case then I'd see 100 armchef chef posts.

That board really is only good for discussing fast food. At least people are honest with that.

Who the fuck pays 60 dollars for a steak? What third world country do you live in?
What is the steak coated in fucking gold?

Never understood the appeal of steak on it's own, I'd rather have it in a pie or a burger.

>grilling a steak
why

Steak lacks content. You can eat it in 20 minutes so you've effectively consumed the content. You can't replay it either.

>25$ a pound
You got JEWED HARD.

with all the money you spend on beer and alcohol you could have bought more vidya

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Sometimes.

youtu.be/ALsTq2qWZNE?t=4m30s

Well yes user, 0% HP to 100% HP of course. Why would she use a low level revive spell?

>user couldn't stand still for 10 seconds to read the entire post

Do you have ADHD or something? Here's your (You) anyways.

I eat fast food every day, lately it's been Taco Bell because of the Overwatch thing but they already stopped giving out the cups even though the promotion doesn't end til the 18th

Because grilling over wood or charcoal adds a ton of flavor as a pose to the oven or a pan

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