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WHO'S PUMPED?
ARE YOU PUMPED?
I'M KIND OF PUMPED.
MAKE A CRAZY PREDICTION, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
I'LL GO FIRST
>EA ANNOUNCING CONSOLE
disappointment.
I'm very excited.
Can you tell?
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MOTHER FUCKING MARVEL VS CAPCOM 4
Call me a casual, call me a shill, say what you want, I'll have fun still.
When?
Thishshshsishihsishdsidhsidhsidisdh
Nintendo insider here.
Who wants some insider Zelda info?
Kill yourself scrub casual.
What do Zelda's feet smell like in the new game
A month away
Another year, another E3 where Sony vaguely teases The Last Guardian with no release date in the foreseeable future.
What should I eat/drink during E3? I want to act like a fat fuck, so give me some suggestions what to pick up.
>CRAZY ASS PREDICTION
NINTENDO
REVEALS
A NEW VIDEO GAME
Not gonna happen, but a man can dream, right?
Literally nothing of interest will be shown
Just like the rest of the year, except past years you fool'd into think there might be something, but ultimately there was nothing
This year there really is nothing, nintendo pretty much not even there at all, sony got nothing, xbox - who cares
Pc - lol
Maybe get some dark souls 3 dlc trailer or something, that's it
We know nearly everything about it.
Microsoft will announce a new Banjo game and a new Crash for Sony.
This will be the year of nostalgia due to the old users moving to PC due to growing up. They will try and claw them back.
>old users moving to PC due to growing up
why y'all so fucking cynical and shit
just get excited for Vidya, like god damn
it's not hard, granpaps
I want Reggie to come on screen, and fuck shit up. Also, I want Dead Space 4. Please please please.
>Being excited for E3
You'll learn.
Can't forget this bad boy here am I right?
Wii U owner spotted.
>Still caring about The Lat Guardian
I didn't actually mean it that meme'y.
It's not lie that a large amount of old consoles games have migrated to the PC, mainly due to getting jobs.
>these newfag thinkt he fun come from the garbage E3 annoucement
The fun come from all the Sup Forums shitstorm and shitposting. Literally who cares about brodude normalfags games shit for casuals.
DMC 5
This post will be deleted in 15 minutes.
Webm related contains a bit from a trailer that Nintendo is going to release this E3 for the NX. It is also confirmed to have a crossed release with the Wii U. Just shut up about it ok?
Microsoft will announce Battletoads
Also Phantom Dust
I want Sony to announce either Tokyo Jungle 2 or a new Wild Arms
its the same shit every year
>Nintendo will blunder through it
>Sony will push some exclusive that only sony fans are interested in
>Xbox will dudebro it up
It's been an entire console generation and a half since the last Ueda game, yes I fucking care about TLG.
yep can't wait for the console circus
Past E3s taught me to get excited for E3. What now faggot?
And Recore gameplay
You have low standards.
*tips*
I'm always excited and will be disappointed, just like every fucking year.
Why won't I learn?
>received an invite to this year's E3
>not really excited for anything
>kinda disappointed that I'll miss out on the Sup Forums shitstorms live
>that only sony fans are interested in
then explain the petitions
>Not being excited for trainwrecks
Faggot.
MS will win
They're the only ones who feel really foreboding
New Wild Arms is all but confirmed, we now just wait for the reveal
Nintendo vs. Capcom
The petitions to purify Uncharted 4's metacritic page?
>Next month is E3
>Month after is SIGGRAPH
I'm hype as fuck.
>that daisy
New Kojimbo game
what petitions familia I don't play moe weeb games so I don't see them.
MS will win ONLY if they show that trademarked jet force gemini reboot
>EA announcing a console
They already make a shitton off the PC. If anything, they'll just announce increased support for Origin.
is this the first e3 with absolutly no promising rumors?
shit user who does that appeal to?
The four of us that remember that game?
It was a great game.
Only real excitement from E3 is the big 3rd party publishers
Sadly its the same shit every year OP
>Nintendo either shit show online presentation or NO show at all
>Microsoft will show trailers for trailers of games 3 years away and soon to be canceled(Vaporware). With a sprinkle of a 3rd party big taking up 40 mins of the shit show it already is.
>Sony will show some douches repeating ''the best place to play'' for 30 mins. Then CoD for 40 mins and then some vague shitty exclusive only Sonyggers will care about.Lastly they''ll jump on Sup Forums to gloat about how they won a shit show with ''yada yada.gold face.never ever,etc''
At E3? No. But let's hope for it in the future.
>Microsoft
Literally nobody cares
>Sony
I'm expecting a lot of info on the ton of games that were announced and forgotten, and very little new games
>Nintendo
Disappointment, delaying Zelda U to shove it full of NX gimmicks, prease understand
guys guys guys..
WHAT IF
>Mfw Sony wins just like every year
GEOFF AND REGGIE FINALLY FIGHT LIVE
DMC 5 BOYS
That's definitely a Team Fortress 2 mod.
The petitions where they want our games, every thread you see a "PC port when" comment
Nintendo wins E3 this yearI hope
>Kojima Productions has hired PlatinumGames to make LUMENS
>KH3 pushed back to 2018
>Nintendo NX is a phone
>Half Life 3 announce, it's Linux exclusive
>From Software announces a new Armored Core
What the fuck dude are you stupid why would Reggie send me a fucking team fortress 2 mod for review i mean i get it he likes spouting shitty memes but i guess he wouldn't do something like that to me after so many years together in college im pretty confident that's a new IP from him he wouldn't have wasted his time making that bit just as a joke
THE MICROSOFT VICTORY LIST
AHEM
KOTOR
MECHASSAULT
KAMEO
JET FORCE GEMINI
PHANTOM DUST
VOODOO VINCE
BANJO
BLAST CORPS
AGE OF EMPIRES
FUSION FRENZY
PERFECT DARK
QUANTUM REDSHIFT
VIVA PINATA
JET SET RADIO
GUNVALKYRIE
PANZER DRAGOON
LOST ODYSSEY
CRIMSON SKIES
BATTLETOADS
BLACK AND WHITE
HERE ARE THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS
IF 1 OF THESE TITLES ARE ANNOUNCED, MICROSOFT GAINS AN IMMEDIATE ADVANTAGE, ONLY FIVE COMPARABLE GAMES WILL NULLIFY THIS
IF 2 OF THESE TITLES ARE ANNOUNCED, MICROSOFT WIN BY DEFAULT, THERE IS NO DISPUTE
IF 3 OF THESE TITLES ARE ANNOUNCED, YOU WILL SELL ALL OF YOUR CURRENT CONSOLES AND SUBMIT TO EITHER THE XBOX OR WINDOWS 10
Isn't it about Time Rockstar announces a new game? They've got like what, 3-5 studios and they haven't released anything in 3 years other than ports and small content updates for GTAO that don't even require the manpower of one studio.
Final Fantasy X-3
>>Month after is SIGGRAPH
Mein niggra, I fucking love SIGGRAPH.
I swear to god, if we get another Viva Piñata I will sell everything I own and buy them all.
how
>forgetting Otogi
>forgetting Midtown Madness
>forgetting PGR
>forgetting Blue Dragon
>forgetting Blinx
Had this named gif ready before last years E3.
look what happened.
WHO HYPED FOR DREAMCAST 2?
They have nothing but Zelda for E3. I'm expecting jack.
black and white 3, a 2016 remake of B&W 1
I'd cream
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Project Gotham Racing and Burnout were the only racing games I cared about and they're both as dead as the studios that made them.
I care too.
Is there really a point in going if you aren't in the industry?
Mark my words.
Beyond Good and Evil.
I get that Microsoft "owns Rare", but nobody worth half a shit from Rare's golden era is still around. Even if they DO release sequels to Rare titles, they'll turn out like Perfect Dark Zero or Nuts and Bolts
>Nintendo NX is a phone
Nah, it's a streaming service ala PS NOW
or Killer Instinct.
Going, maybe not. But they do have all sorts of awesome TECHNOLOGY streams you can watch afterwards, and if you're into that, it's a treat.
What does E3 stand for?
Does R* ever do e3 announcements or will they announce red dead 2 at a later time?
Entertainment to the power of three.
Emicrosoft 3wins
Electronic Entertainment Expo 3.
Hi
Electronic Entertainment Expo
They lied about having only one game and about no NX info. Instead, they're going to reveal the NX (so powerful it'll be beating consoles for the next decade) and a full line-up of games, including new IPs and good sequels to their classics.All I ever wanted was good Nintendo games, but Nintendo has a crap lineup for this year.
Someone will drop something on stage! Technical difficulties! A game about sentient commercial objects!
EXPLOIT. EXTRACT. EXPLOOODE.
i shake your hand because i know this will never happen
microsoft never carries an amazing ip past one installment
Exterminate egotistical exagerators
overwatch got all my hype atm. shoo shoo shill
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As soon as you stop deluding yourself you'll begin to heal