Here's your controller, bro

>Here's your controller, bro

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Rad as fuck

what the fuck is this

>jewels for analog sticks

I
WANT
IT

>oh bro, I have a controller for you
>here man, here you go

>here's your keyboard man, lets play some Doom

>Here's your controller, bro

Thanks bud. This pretty badass.

looks rad as fuck

>We got you a new computer son! The man said it was never used!

>here bro, me and the dudes pitched some money together and got you an Xbox!
>Happy birthday, bro!

>hands you the metal slime controller
>It's fucking gone

T-thanks bro.

>we got you a custom controller!

pt2

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you can be player two bro

HOLE TECHNOLOGY

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>Ready to play some CoD, bro?

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Should get one of those for Nioh.

Erm... What character do I depress to commence fireing my weapon that is currently in my possetion, my respectable member of society?

somebody should give this a filename

>Here bro, you can be player two
>Forgot your controller? Don't worry man I got you

underrated filename

I've only seen the blue one, I didn't know there was a slime metal version of it.

Fucking madcatz thread?

>here you go bro, lets play some tekken
>"why is it all crusty?"

Uh take out out or delivery sir?

I DUNNO NIGGA TRY DA CHINESE BUTTON

>NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE!

THEYRE ALL CHINESE NIGGA

ow

>Go to friend's house
>"Since it's my house I get to use the good controller"
>Friend comes over
>"I'm the guest so you have to give me the good controller"

>oh you forgot your controller?
>oh okay, I got you one
>here you go, just put it together my man

>here you go bro, had to beat Jabu-Jabu to get this bad boy

>here bro
>when we're done playing you can eat cereal with it too

>don't fuck with my controller, bro

What batman game was this made for?

>why does this banana smell bad?

>here bro
>no, I don't know how the fuck you're supposed to hold it

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>we reinvented your controller, bro

isnt this thing 200 fucking bucks?

>you can't play unless you test your blood sugar

>I dont know what the fuck to do with it either, bro.

I love the 90's

Those controller is uncomfortable as fuck if you used it for a long time and can get very smelly

>batman

This is the face of console gaming.

>tfw no Razer Gaming Gloves
Hold me bro

yo bro i heard you like video games so i got you a guitar

Well, the kind of people who would buy this don't actually play video games, they'd only put it on display on their shelves and on Facebook, so at least they wouldn't suffer from this terrible design.

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10/10

here bro :^)

"Here's yours, man."

Thanks doc

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">You're the guest and this is my house so I get to beat the shit out of you if you try that shit."
>"I'm the guest so I get to beat the shit out of you if you try that shit."

Shit i remember owning one of these for the ps2, shit was unfomfortable as fuck

I need me a pair

this will totally improve you k/d

(i wanted this back in 2005)

NIGGA IT'S ALL CHINESE

>couldn't even have the shoulders to be the big block buttons they're supposed to be
Shameful.

I thought this was a Milwaukee Bucks controller than I realized it's Jaeger

Why does it look like he got the cheapest guitar he could find, slapped a bunch of stickers on it, and put a bit of varnish over it so he can call it 'hand painted'

The thing isn't even stringed

I wonder if anyone actually traded him shit for this

That looks like that would pinch the fuck out of the side of my palm.

Would hotglue

I actually got one, used it for two days, then returned it. Garbage. It's only use is for VR porn now though.

What the fuck even is that?

>press start
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>never been use just been tasted

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did the thing have any weight to it, or was it constantly lifting up off your desk? did you have the gun attachement?

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Looks like the pepe exhaling in cold weather and imagining that he's a dragon.

haHA! I wonder what they smell like!! :) As a joke though! :) :)

Who the fuck holds a gba like that?

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>HOW YOU SAY A IN CHINESE

>what kinda mouse u want
>i'll take the virtua fighter special

why?

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>Hey Son, I got you din dins. Tonight is pancakes

ah, the memories.
didn't know you could take of the mask thing.

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that looks like it would be uncomfortable as fuck

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>dad I had pancakes for dinner last night AND breakfast
>this controller sucks
>this is for sega, it won't work on my Super Nintendo
>I want a new game instead
>when's mom coming home?

that actually looks bretty cool

looks pretty rad actually

it's just paint splattered on it

Looks awesome but uncomfortable.

>You will never have ruby analogs

>no hard drive
>but has the cables and power cord

It had weight, and even if it didn't I could just tape it down. Yeah I had the gun attachment. Aiming with it felt odd since you don't tilt the gun at all, you just move it up, down, left, right. Didn't feel very natural to aim with.

Test

What games do you even play with this?

I wanna suck a fat cock and have it bust all over my face. I wanna suck on a man's fat balls and feel him tense up right before shooting his hot load all over me~