TBFP thread

did you all catch woolie on TV tonight?

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of course, if you dont know what im talking about, he made a small cameo apperence tonight on stephen galaxy, when he came in and punched the worst character to death

truly, even in cartoons his bloodlust cannot be sated.

when is pat going to start his own channel?

Hopefully never, considering he is literally the worst best friend.

hopefully soon, so the group can actually be better

ftfy

their ds3 lp made me realise how retarded pat is, tho woolie is also a fag for reading guides

wow, thats some supreme shit tastes.

>dsp didn't grind off camera at all in dark 3 this time
>pat did

take note people making this is how you don't play dark souls 3
pat will give you much better footage than dsp

>bruh thats so fooken sick
>keeps being loud and annoying

also this nigger might as well have been level 387 by the time he killed sully

>punisher is over.
Well, time to not look at their channel for a few weeks to see what replaces it.

>Matt forcing Liam to play early-access shovelware

Literally why. Who the fuck asked for this?

that video description is gold and makes up for it though
i bet liam is writing these

>it's a Liam and Matt LP
one less thing to watch

What?

matt's retarded, dwi

liam's not in enough videos

someone kill pat so liam can take over

That Chasing Dead LP.

levels don't even matter man

>hurrr grinding levels is wrong how dare you play the game the way you want to

>worst characte
TAKE THAT BACK YOU SLUT.

That's the part I don't understand. If Pat says that levels don't matter, then why did he call his grinding for levels in the BB:TOH LP "cheating"? Wouldn't surprise me if the reason is because he likes flipflopping.

You're the fag and supremely retarded for wanting all three of those tards to go in blind

I have a grind session in every Souls game but its usually like 5-10 levels before I progress
Like in DaS1 I'd grind of free Souls Dragon Bridge before I go and play
And I always seem to end the game under level somehow
>40 in Endurance
Well thats just wasted levels there
Theres no point in going over 25 in DS3

Fuck off reddit defense force

I think he respecced at Rosaria after that.

His respecced stats

>Liam fucks up in the twilight princess LP
>Admits right away he fucked up and says he'll try to edit it down to make it more tolerable

>Pat grinds offscreen and people respond negatively to it
>Doubles down and picks fights with people on twitter every day

>it's a souls autists complain about leveling up thread

>always acts like the souls pro
>gets all the story and lore wrong
>plays like shit
>overlevels to infinity
>uses a guide on a blind run
>has all the meme meta weapons ready
>goes on a rampage on twitter after every episode and shits on fans with legit criticism
>says the game is easy because you can dodge easily
>gets hit 100 times per bossfight
>shits on woolie for the whole DS2 LP
>woolie beat the game and dlc legit even if it took forever

How the fuck does he have level 99 hollowing?

Can PvP or co-op deaths count toward hollowing?

Individually:

Liam>Woolie>Pat>Matt

But Matt and Pat are still the best combo just cause their bad qualities play off on each other well sometimes. Liam and Pat is a good combo too, but Woolie and Matt is my least favorite combo.

>20 vig

Kek, I love finding these idiots in PVP. Literally die in one combo.

That image needs an '*inhales loudly* I KNOW WHO THAT IS'

He dies against normal enemies while being super overleveld, so he probably dies even more offscreen
He's one of the worst souls players ever

>wow what a fucking scrub he isnt doing a completely blind SL1 playthrough with 0 equipment, no healing, no blocking, no dodging, no parrying, no deaths and no getting hit and doesnt know all the lore perfectly off the top of his head

Every dark sigil adds one hallow on death, with 5 it takes 20 deaths if you start from 0 to get to 99.

>pat dies to old demon king
>woolie goes: people have beat the boss without dodging or rolling
>pat sighs

it was beautiful

Oh fuck off with your defense force, this arguemnt always comes up even thoguh no one ever said anything close to that
But an LP should be entertaining, which it isn't

I mean, he isn't shit at the game or anything, but he certainly makes it very easy for himself by playing with bestoc and overleveling.

It takes like 6 hits for a regular enemy to kill him, whereas for most its 3.

I would've honestly much preferred it if he did a two handed strength build like a real man. And even then it wouldn't be that hard, just not a fucking cake walk.

>waaaah estoc
>when he's using spears

WOAH KNOW WHAT THAT IS? KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
AHHH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS!

I'm not watching this shit fest but how close are they to beating the game?

>wahhh they didn't create this LP specifically to cater to my personal tastes

finished recording yesterday so soon

Yeah, now he is. And he has died a lot more. Enemies stagger like bitches in this game, which is why Dark Souls 3 is the easiest one among other reasons.

I think its mostly the game's fault, I am just saying a strength build probably would have been more entertaining because it is harder but not stupid hard.

>tfw just watched their Nioh demo playthrough
WHY DO THEY NOT READ THE TUTORIAL SHIT
WHY DO THEY NOT EXPLORE ANY OF THE INTERESTING SYSTEMS
LIAM YOU ARE NOT AN EXPERT
>oh le wow this game is 2 hrd
>btw not going to use ne consomables, nvr going to use low or high styles or swap, going to pile on excess weight and CONSTANTLY SELL EVERYTHING WITHOUT CHECKING FOR UPGRADES

FUCKING KOEI TECMO RELEASE NIOH SO I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE BUTCHER IT FOR MY FIX

Is the softcap really 25 in this one?

Did he go to Archdragon peak or Unattended Graves?

>pat dies 5 minutes into the videos beause he can't spam attack like in dark souls
>WE WILL NEVER LP THIS!!!

>TP is the most entertaining thing on the channel
>Liam is actually editing it
>Is apologising in advance for bad episodes
>Is attempting to edit it to make it more bearable to watch
>Pat's going full messiah on twitter over DS3
>Is putting in no effort at all to address complaints
What happened?

>tfw you know that 9 luck is killing him

Just finished Mobile Suit Gundam. Should I watch everything in order of release?

The soft cap is 40, I don't know what that user is smoking if he thinks 25 is all you need.

Why take back the truth, you dumb frogposter?

No
Just Stam doesnt go as much
Its like Bloodborne, never need to put a single stat in that game

sorry i insulted your stupid emo bitch waifu, faggot.
best wife coming through.

You do if you want to use a heavy weapon.

Which isnt worth it.

Stat point investment for heavy weapons is fucked up.

He is the only one that actually still cares
The other ones don't give a shit about editiing or quality content and shit on every fan that mentions any criticism

remember the time woolie came to one of these threads, and someone asked him for a dick pic. and he responded with "you first."

of course user delivered and was banned for being a hero, however. woolie the shit sucker never held up his side of the bargain.

Who fucking cares

Who plays Dark Souls for the difficulty

Pat doesn't play it for lore or story or anything either. He just jumped on the hype train

Liam is young enough and smart enough to realize that the SBF are time bomb waiting to explode.

Therefore, he's using the channel to "build" his own and practice producing content people will watch and secure a fan base larger enough to support a modest lifestyle.

Pat's either going to kill himself or Matt's going to self destruct and that's when it'll be sink or swim time for him. If he's being really smart he should be hording as much money as possible and making as many connections as possible

You sound like you're judging them for this when they've been exactly the same since the very beginning

They were always like that

Why do you stupid fucks continue to watch lets players that you don't fucking like

Why do you guys still watch these losers when Cow Chop exists?

The brawls had tons of editing and shit
Also i never said i don't like them. Just that they out no effort in editing, calm down your defense force

Did Kootra kill himself yet?

What's worse?

Pat's over-leveled, spoiled DS3 playthrough or Wollie's hand holded playthrough of DeS with GermanSpy?

i cant believe everyone is just ignoring the fact that this was just a steven universe bait thread the whole time.

Billy should be a permanent fifth best friend so someone can be the editor of all videos instead of everyone doing their own edits. DS2 would've been cut down by about 10 episodes if they cut out all the boring leveling shit and things like Woolie beating his head against bosses over and over again.

Pats LP
Woolie at least is genuinely surprised by some bossfights and even if phantoms pulled him through the game the last episode has still actually plays quite well.
Pat just squeals for every item like no normla human would ever do

It's not early access. They're playing a full release version on the Wii U.

Pat will 100% read about those places and how to get to them before defeating Lord of Cinder. In Ep. 21 on Vessel, he talks about how he further cheats on the blind run by reading everything about areas he "already beat".

>Wow the guy who said he was going to play a blind run is literally asking the person next to him to read what the guide says about this next section to make sure he doesn't accidentally fuck up a sidequest.

You can play a game however you want. If you make a living off of other people watching you play games though, you have to consider what your audience wants and what you as a business promise them.

TBFP is pretty overrun with idiots who think that they can do literally no wrong, so they no longer need to actually produce quality content; but just in general, promising your consumers something and then blatantly not delivering on that promise is bad practice.

Doesn't change the fact that it's shovelware.

My favorite is when he killed the beast in Water Reserve and thought it was Lothric because he got the Ring of Favor.

Everyone according to Bandi Namco marketing.

Hand holding, but I love Good Spy, Evil Plague, and Asshole Patt all whispering into Woolies ear so its really not that bad.
The NPC stories in DS3 are the easiest fucking things to miss, so I really don't care about how blind it's played. Its not like he keeps enchanting his weapon right before the boss fights and shit.
>Not watching this shit purely for bants and shenanigans

You mean Lautrec? Either way he did the same thing with Pharis' bow so he's just a retard who thinks anything that drops a named item is that person.

vessel.com/videos/Do5fR9ftK
>throne of want is nothing!
>it's lucatiel's brother!
God dammit Pat, at least try not to act like the biggest souls fan out there

I certainly hope you don't mean bantz between the three of them because every episode is Pat going "GASP YOU GUYS DIDN'T PLAY DARK 1 BUT-" Woolie trying to sound interested and Matt talking about literally what the fuck ever.

Bitch deserves it for trying to steal his pie.

I don't think he does it intentionally, he just honestly has absolutely no self control. He is not capable to stave off reading every possible bit of information about the games he plays, regardless if he said it was a blind lp.

The thing I can't figure out is why he overleveled so ridiculously. Did he do it so he would seem "good" at the game to show off in the video by practically one-shotting everything? Or did he honestly just sit in the same area and grind for hours as entertainment? What kind of person would find grinding enjoyable? I still can't figure this out.

>30 end
>20 vit
>40 str/dex
>still only 290 damage

what is even going on here

>trusting woolie
>ever

What the haydiddle is vessel?

Did you miss the part where Pat is fucking insane

Even if he likes grinding he could at least make another character. He can play however he want, it's fine by me so the defense force can shut up.
It's just that he didn't even try those areas at reasonable levels, i'd get leveling if you have trouble, but not because of no reason.
And he doesn't really seem "good" either since he still dies to easy bosses and enemies and he fucking summoned for wolnir because he can't outlevel a gimmick boss even though he said he'd never summon player 2 episodes before that

But what drives a man so such feats of madness?

He enjoys Monster Hunter. That should tell you every thing about his mental state.