Equips armor

>Equips armor
>Int +2

Why is this allowed?

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Because only dumbfucks go naked to a fight.

Unless it's the celts. They were okay.

Should have used a labcoat for your image.
Every fucking RPG makes you smarter if you wear a labcoat I swear

Because it's a video game.

And video games are for nerds and nerds notice this kind of shit.

I regretted killing Tulius but Ulfrics armour was just a black coat over chainmail, totally boring.
I wish siding with the legion gave you some kickass legionnaire set or something.

Yep.

>The celts were okay

You know theres something wrong with your people when even the fucking Greeks were calling you gigantic bumdrilling faggots.

>be warrior
>find wizard hat
>try to put on head
>"You don't have enough intelligence"
>you're literally too retarded to put a hat on your head

Why is this allowed?

...why wouldn't it be?

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>why is this allowed
>allowed

ya know most video games in this era could be better, but if every video game HAD to make sense, HAD to follow strict guidelines just to be accepted by everyone, they'd probably suck worse than they do now.

>gigantic bumdrilling faggots

Holy shit I need a source on this I know a guy at work which is all Celtic Pride bullshit.

>Equip hawaii t-shirt
>Merchant charges you extra

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y tho

Good merchant knows a sucker when he sees one.

I don't understand the relationship between the two.

Fantasy settings have enchantments.
The real question is how clothing makes you smarter in a non magic game where the technology hasn't come that far yet. Like fallout.

>muh realism

Merchant knows the guy in the Hawaiian shirt is too stupid to know he's had a fast one pulled on him.

How many hawaiian shirts do you own, anyway?

>I wish siding with the legion gave you some kickass legionnaire set or something.
This was disappointing, you didn't even get Legate or Imperial Dragon armour or anything. How fitting would that be?
>tfw you can't destroy the dark brotherhood and go to Vittoria's wedding as a war hero
Ulfric's death was by far the better scene, though.

>Americans

I had one and it was my favorite shirt but now I don't.
I wasn't aware that people in Hawaiian shirts being stupid was a thing.

Put on a lab coat. Feel like you can science better. It's that easy.

>the great sword of Order {god gift, chaos

Oh the times Okawaru kept fucking me over with his gifts.
And I always came back for more.

Skyrim really dropped the ball on having interesting little consequences for your actions.

>no parade for the conqueror of solitude
>you aren't soon worshipped as a godlike figure by a group of warriors who regard you as an avatar of talos or akatosh

Your actions don't change the world as much as they should, I wanted to see corpses strung up after i sacked a city during the civil war, and have to deal with assassins constantly trying to ambush me,something several mods i have add in to great effect.

>Equip armor
>Stamina +50
So...armor got extra gatorade and anti-gravity to make less weight ? :^)

Because the Elder Scrolls universe has all kinds of fucky shit going on and despite it seeming very realistic at first glance behind the curtain you have crazy ass hindu tier magic systems going on and a lot of shit really can't be attributed to the same laws of physics and science that we know.

Yeah, I know - like many of the problems with Skyrim, I think they wanted every questline to be available to everyone at any time, but the tradeoff for this was that apart from Season Unending there are basically no consequences for anything you did. Even Oblivion was pretty bad in this respect, but it wouldn't've been that hard to include some more stuff if you've progressed in a certain way - for completing the Civil War questline; or simple events after a questline - like Vittoria's wedding actually going ahead if you destroy the Brotherhood (because this means you'll never get the original quest, so no conflict)
So the end result is everything just feels static - I preferred the approach of Morrowind, sure there might not have been huge changes but if you wanted to complete two questlines that conflicted, you had to be clever about how you completed them or you dealt with the failure.

Seeing Tullius and Elisif turning up at your wedding is pretty cool, though. Does Ulfric go if you complete the Stormcloak quests before you get married?

It's just an ego boost.

paladins exist, u nub

It's called internal consistency and it's the very foundation of any fantasy literature. It doesn't have to be believable on its own, it has to be believable within the context of the setting.

>making sense out of a videogame.

I think he meant the relationship between hawaiian shirts and being stupid.

>even the fucking Greeks were calling you gigantic bumdrilling faggots
Imagine someone trying to discredit something they were scared of.
Even the Romans were scared shitless of the Celts and Picts.

And Elder Scrolls has always had magically enchanted armors. What's the issue here?

I never said it wasn't consistent, just saying that assuming it works like real life is absolutely retarded despite how down to earth a lot of it appears at first glance. The biggest problem is the game's often don't show you a lot about things that are elaborated on in lore, like why Redguards are such great sword masters. All you see in Skyrim for instance is them having a unique weapon and the book about their sword techniques, but you don't see anything about them channeling magic like powers through swords or Pankratonsword or anything like that, and you could say that about most things shown in games.

Open a fucking history book, user. Nobody liked the Celts and for good reason. They've acquired something of a reputation among white trash though, which is kind of ironic because they were the niggers of the ancient world.

If you really want an opinion of just how terrible they were, read Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar.

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>the +2, +11 spear of Thecops {freeze, rN+}

>Caesar
>reputable source

>the greeks
>notorious homosexual pederasts
>having the right to call anyone gigantic bumdrilling faggots

he just wrote that cause he was buttmad the romans could never conquer glorious Hibernia and Caledonia

>anyone being a reputable source on anything

i think that was the fucking point of the remark

or do you think know that the greeks were homos makes you special?

That's why it's called an opinion, retard.

Conquering them would have literally been an improvement for the losers. Why annex territory that doesn't benefit you in any way? Hibernia to this very day is STILL worthless, strategically and economically.

>Why annex territory that doesn't benefit you in any way?
The Romans really wanted Scotland.

Equip made right:

Rings, amulet +int
Armor, helmet, pants, cloak, belt +con
Gloves +str
Shoes + dex

Not really. They not only built one massive wall to keep those stinking savages out, they built two.

Once upon a time character attributes were distributed as you leveled. Then a dev conceptualized enchanted rings and magical items that could increase said attributes outright rather than apply unique effects that would make sense (like a magic ring enchanted to protect the wearer from fire)

As time went on they just sort of stacked it on armor to simulate progression, leading to armor that increases strength, intellect or other attributes.

TES batshit crazy lore has yet to excuse Bethesdas shiftiness outside of dragonbreaks preventing lore inconsistencies.

con?

>gloves + str
>not dex

Because all devs of old RPG games were fans of D&D that used this to give the game another part of progression besides leveling.
So they just implemented this in their games and the devs who came after them did it because it was an estabslished concept by then.

Condition, you know HP

How glove can you give dex? Your hands are clumsy in gloves

Trick question, Skyrim doesn't have stats.