Confess

Confess

Secretly I'm very lonely.

i got really horny one day and went around my house looking for a dildo substitute and ended up fucking my ass with the ice-cream scooper handle untill i came. after washing the shit off of it i couldnt bear the thought of my family members using it so i ran 5 blocks away and threw it in some random guys yard so no one could trace it back to me. now every time my family members ask what happened to the ice-cream scooper i get a huge boner

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was it one of those sturdy, metal ones with the nice soft rubber curves for the hand grip?

I always knew Koalas were sick fucks.

yes

Nice

>not giving yourself an enema and a good scrubbing beforehand
Gross

shit post please perma ban

I, too, picked Mercenary as my starting class.

oh boy, now I kinda wanna try that too

Just lube it up . . .

It's alright, those dual swords are surprisingly mediocre

I let my dog lick my balls and ass every so often while jerking off.

that's pretty rad

ID FUCK MELISANDRE OR MYRANDA TO DEATH AND I FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO BE ATTRACTED TO NAT DORM AFTER SEEING HER KISS A NIGGER IN SOME MUSIC VIDEO!

IM SORRY.

I'm not gud at video games despite pouring absurd amounts of time into them. Im not good at anything in lifw actually and it makes me want to die because the best I can do at anything is mediocre.

I like the Dragon Age series.

did the same thing with like three different hairbrushes desu

Cersei is about to kill olenna

margery isn't taking a walk of shame, they actually found out from Loras that the tyrells helped kill joffrey and that's what tommen told cersei

They get you ready for the real deal at least. The spin is deceptive with its range.

Thank you captain obvious

Holy fuck!

all me

I did it one time, didn't feel bad because the fucker wouldn't leave my cock alone.

user as long as you're enjoying video games that's fine. And you just have to find the best mediocre thing you like and do that.

bonus spoilers

the others are dead people trying to keep living through something similar to warging, also they are intelligent and have language, they're going to pull a "they aren't that evil" thing with them

get outta that uh jabroni outfit

Nah, that isn't happening.

phantom pain sucks.

destiny is the best game i played the last 2 years.

after playing all the souls games and really liking them i just don't care about dark souls 3.

this is my first comment in Sup Forums after 3 years.

My mom forced me to go on a play date while she fucked niggers. Forced this girl from the apartment next to ours to come over. She wasn't interested in my legos so I thought "fuck this I'm going inside". I went in through the back door and turned on the TV. My fucking mom let this girl in and gave me an angry look as she told the girl that I wanted to watch a movie with her. Mom literally skips away to get dicked and left the TV on some spic drama movie. So me and this girl just sit there and slowly we bond because we're laughing at how bad the acting is. This is getting a little long winded so I'll cut to the chase.

The couple on screen started making out and a very explicit sex scene followed. Girl turns to me and says wow user that's weird. Want to try what they did? I had no idea that this was "sex" so my new friend pulled her shirt up and awkwardly rubbed her exposed chest on me and made me kiss her nipples and then kiss her. I didn't know what was going on and thought we were playing. The girl totally thought we were cool because apparently she thought we were "doing sex".

Forgive me padre for I have sinned.

>septa unella will never sit on your face while reading bible verses
Why live?

I pretend to like games that Sup Forums says I'm supposed to like. Deus Ex, star craft, melee, etc.

In reality I only like casual games like Plants Vs Zombies, clash royale, GTA, etc. My favorite game of all time is NBA Street 2.

noice

Hey, from what I hear, NBA Street's solid, nothing to be ashamed of.

You could branch out a little, though. Maybe something from a generation or two back, taste a genre you never tried before.

My mental and physical health are deteriorating to a point where I can barely muster the energy to work, play vidya, or even hangout with friends. No longer have health insurance and my doctor said my symptoms maybe cancer but I can't go back without leaving an asston of debt on myself or my family.

stay strong

apply for your state's low-income healthcare user. It'll take a month or so but it's really easy and free.

I don't know why you think I haven't played a lot of games. I just don't like them and prefer casual games.

all me

Good luck, buddy.

I liked mass effect 3

It's okay the doctor said this last fall and I'm still alive so far.
I actually had some of the low income stuff while doing part-time but I got decent work and my income went up and they won't put me back on. My only hope is affording some new health insurance before and praying it doesn't cost me an arm and a leg.

Does your employer have health insurance you can apply for? That could be an option. If not, contact your local department of human services or whatever equivalent you have in your area, and ask them for low-cost options to get health insurance.

I watched a cutscenes movie of MGS: Peace Walker today. The gameplay's reliance on qtes and minigames makes me not even want to play the actual game but I did pick up Portable Ops and it's pretty fun

Nothing from the employer that actually pays for doctor/hospital trips. But I'll give it a go and see what I can find. It's just tough fighting when all ya wanna do is sleep and forgot about everything.

I got level/gear-checked by SOLDIER Genesis at the end of Crisis Core, resulting in me raging and deleting my save.

I also got level-checked by Safer Sephiroth at the end of FFVII. I didn't rage though, just bought some deathblow materia and beat him a few days later.

I hear you user. Dealing with illness while trying to function is hard. The best advice I can offer is to not give up. Other than that all I have to say is make sure to drink plenty of fluids and eat a semi-balanced diet. That can definitely help with getting the energy to do things usually.

Never played Legend of Zelda except a few hours of Majora's Mask, thought it was shit and never played again.

i beat the first dark souls but never finished the second one
met with the dragon, got to the memory areas, got slapped by giants a few times and couldn't be arsed

i couldn't beat ruin sentinels without a summon

I am my own worst enemy

I shitpost on Sup Forums even if I like the game

i shitpost on Sup Forums even if it isn't about videogames.

i shitpost on Sup Forums even if it isn't

I mainly come on Sup Forums for non-vidya discussions.

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I kinda did this except it was a knife and I used it to slice open my arms and I didn't throw it away just washed it in bleah and boiling water and put it back and now everyone uses it 'cause I made sure to hone that fucker well