Post webms and dark souls stories

post webms and dark souls stories

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>gank squads are too hard

okay yeah but if goldielocks and gank master had been able to do any amount of actual damage, red would have been in trouble

>get summoned into world with 3 phantoms, 1 summoned red who was in on the gank, and a popped seed of giants
>get run down like a bitch
>get summoned in to same world, what are the odds
>take out two of them in front of curse rotted testicle tree fog gate, get smacked up by other three
>get summoned in for a third time, fucking seriously
>phantoms are back
>take them on a tour of undead settlement
>whip around, catch two phantoms and host with chaos fireball
>one phantom dead, host saved by tears of denial
>catch host as he rolls away with hail-mary throwing knife as the other three buttrape me
>laugh all the way to grave

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>Catarina cosplay
>Get summoned for Farron Woods
>Take the host all through the woods
>We arrive at Farron Keep
>Take the host all through the Keep, make them touch the bonfire, get the estus shard and the bone
>Lead them to all the flames
>Super good run, host is super happy
>Lead him to the Wolf
>Lead him to the Demon at the wall
>Get ready with them to fight the demon (had 2 estus by now)
>We rush towards him
>I get grabbed (first time seeing this attack) and get tossed away to my death

My best co op run ended in the worst possible way.

Mash roll.

Getting thrown like that was the highlight of the entire game for me.

I like to think of that as beating them so hard they have to restart the game.

>server down for maintenance
What am I supposed to do now?

>a connection error occurred
>returning to your world

post good stuff

check out this awesome gank spank

youtube.com/watch?v=SxV-2nub1QY&feature=youtu.be

do some push ups or jerk off. Limitless choices :)

>Already played DaS1 twice to NG+
>DaS2 sucks
>Can't play DaS3 because my pc is shit
>Can't play BB due to no PS4

Im going to end myself.

I love stories like these. Nothing better than gank squads being ruined.

so good right? i love taking away a invaders free kill when he thinks he has me. most the time i roll around with ridicules builds so when someone invades me i run around until they think they have me then i disconnect. xD fucking classic

>going through archdragon peak
>some spear shitter invades me on the second bonfire
>have a havel and drakeblood knight on my ass
>spearfaggot keeps throwing knives behind enemies
>manage to kill the enemies
>pokes me to death from 100 yards away
nice ga.me

what do people care so much about in this game that they're willing to disconnect ?

embers ?

>ember up ready for invades
>remember I need ps+
>cry
also how do I make cestus viable. Heavy, sharp, or refined

I actually love that axe.

>come to threat expecting to see unique, interesting, or funny webm

>just people fishing for parries until they can 1shot somebody with hornet ring or one shot killing some retard with 10 vigor

every time

If I disconnect before you technically kill me, you don't win

They think that you're there for souls or tongues or shackles, but you're actually there for tears and they happily give them to you

it's out of spite so you don't get your covenant item for the win.

It only works on blueberries really though because it takes a year to get summoned for those cucks

you don't even need to alt f4 for them though, just hit the black crystal

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>that last shonen-Skelly hit
>"NOOO, THIS IS FOR MY FRIENDS"

nice work man

worse thing about dark souls 3 removing power stance is that I can't duel wield avalynne with exploding bolts

someone post that webm of a guy lying down and the invader running right past him.

If you guys are so butthurt about "gankers" why don't you just invade as a mad phantom?

You would be out of ammo very quickly

You still get ganked as a madman?

but you can win by killing phantoms

>Kill the host or 1/2/3 phantoms
It's practically the same shit

there's a higher chance that you'll invade a world that already has invaders in it if you do the mad invasion. Same thing with invading as a sunlight warrior. It doesn't avoid gank squads but it helps even the odds. Usually having one other person around, even if they're shit is enough of a distraction that you can pick off some phantoms or kill the host.

Also if you play Aldrich Faithful you're pretty much guaranteed to have some backup.

>First time invading on darksouls 3
>Gank squad of 3
>Beat them all with ease
>Why are there so many scrubs now?

I've stopped playing as a madman because I hated getting the boot after killing a few phantoms

UPGRADE THE WEAPON YOU TURBONIGGER. If you wouldn't waste all your slabs on your straightsword faggotry he would've been dead after the lunging attack you ASSHOLE. GOD DAMN THIS IS SO PAINFUL TO WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEE

If you can't handle the heat...

>playing Dark Souls 1
>fucking around for a fair while in human form
>no signs of co op or invasions signs etc...
>rest at bonfire and disappear for 2 minutes to take a shit
>come back to a hollowed character

Always an inconvenience.

>be me
>can't parry
gg lads

that host had like 1300 HP, you aren't going to kill him in one plunging attack.

Don't get the wrong idea about how much damage you're doing because you've been lucky and fighting against retards with 500 hp

tears of denial saves you from that height as well, at least that's what I've seen.

Magic and the soul swords look super fun, why does no one post magic stuff

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two hand a great weapon and your opponent can't parry either. Levels the playing field.

if the phantoms weren't fucking idiots and just rolled away instead of rolling into his fucking weapon art they'd have been fine.

i mean it feels great to cleave entire parties like this but there's no denying that this shit only works against shitty players unless you're literally 2 shotting them with a single combo.

You know what I miss about DS2 was the greatsword parry.

no, i'm using a DSGA+5 and my ripostes do about 1600 damage, fully charged R2 1200 and a plunging something in between at SL120. STR 50 is a must have for this weapon, a little bit DEX & FTH (maybe 20 each) for some sweet extra damage and your AR goes somewhere around 750. Lightning Clutch Ring and Hornet Ring are a must have with this weapon and maybe going naked for the flynns ring bonus. you'll be rocking over 800 AR and oneshotting most of these plebs at SL120 with your plunges and ripostes. didn't mean to bully you sorry user.

How much of a fucking faggot do you have to be alt+f4 in Dark Souls 3...

2nd sure was fun

????????????

The only webms of magic in DS3 you're going to see are people abusing the obscuring ring to snipe people with crystal soul spear or soul stream

that's the only viable way to play because magic is shit now

youtube.com/watch?v=Wz5vnejEieA

as fun as they are they suck ass in pvp

FROM overreacted. magic went from (maybe) being overtuned in ds2 to being complete ass in ds3.

Really regret not having the I'M SORRY carving for this one

You should try the BKGA.

I switched my DSGA for this weapon and I never looked back.

also im SL100. im not some turbo shitter that needs to pad 4-5 stats to 40 to kill kids. SL120 is way too high.

You're not supposed to be banned from the online is you disconnect to much, or I miss something ?

kek

bet he had no agility

>magic is shit

youtube.com/watch?v=F5PR2t9niRA

naaah, its shit early game though

dragonslayer greatax alone is 20 units, put on some rings and you're going to be getting pretty much no benefit from flynn's even if you're naked

>not a shitter
>cestus
>straight sword
>tears of denial

wew lad

LMAO

it killed him, connection just failed

Disconnects are like an extra satisfying victory for me, which is funny considering the person tries to achieve the opposite.

I've seen 1 or 2 vids with good magic pvpers using mainly soul swords and the moonlight greatsword.

with the knight as a starting class you have enough vitality to handle the weight.

damn dude i dropped my estoc reading that shitpost

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Are1 you ok?

I'm talking about Flynn's Ring, vitality has literally no effect on the flynn's ring at all. It did in Dark Souls 2 but it does not in dark souls 3

So how's the online? Is it worth the $60?

I pirated the game and will buy it in 3 months, if it isn't worth it then i'll just upgrade my vga

It's GURETO DAZE

You need 3 months to earn $60? What the actual fuck?

>Look mom, I'm using Hornet Ring!

But the Softcap is 89 for not being in SL120 son

The downsides of being a single mother

Every time I see these posts on Sup Forums I feel like people are really mad as fuck but don't want to admit it

you're all like "haha I scared him out of the game" but really he just completely negated your invasion, kept everything he had, and set you home with nothing. I know a lot of you are really salty about it deep down, and at the very least, you know that everybody who alt+f4 considers it a victory in their own eyes.

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>Invade area outside of pontiff.
>Host and 3 invaders
>smack host a few times
>get ganked by invaders
>muh fight club

This is such a grand game.

I'm a student in a 3rd world country m8

Also not exactly 3 months, probably 2 months max

adaptability is still one of the most mind-bogglingly stupid decisions I've seen a dev make. What utter moron at From thought tying dodging to a fucking stat was a good idea?

dark souls 3 webm threads in a nutshell

You get nothing from invasions though.

The only people who actually give a shit about covenant items are blueberries
As for souls, I spend probably upwards of 15k per invasion

that's fucking great work user

yes it does it has to do with the percentage. if your encumberment is below 15% you have the max bonus from the flynn ring. the higher your vitality is the lower is your percentage. maybe play the game before spewing shit around.

Why would the invader be mad at a disconect?

You get embers which are valuable

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>embers
>valuable
You get like 80 even without co-op or invasions. Are you retarded?

Invaders don't need to be embered, so not really
I imagine only a very small fraction of invaders are actually doing it for embers

>invade in Londo
>see fight club
>sit down by the host to gain his trust
>stand up
>black knight glaive R2>R1>L2>R2 combo
>host dead from full health
>the guys fighting try to gank me but it's too late

I did this twice today, feels good man

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They should have stuck to something similar to the insight system and added an ember shop or something so you could actually use all that shit to get useful stuff.

I have a literal toaster. This is going to make people mad, but I'm playing it almost always at sub-30 fps. I just needed this game in my life. Yes I am faggot I'm still having a great time, the game is great

I am mad about one thing, though.

Nobody ever sends fanmail anymore

>Getting wrecked by NG++ Dancer
>only 30 minutes to maintenance so decide to start summoning for help
>summon 3 people every time and they all get one shot before even entering phase two
>This repeats until the server finally goes down
I am not looking forward to the rest of the bosses on this play through. At least I got to see 3 phantoms die in one sweep.