Be latino

>be latino
>visit someone's house
>they want to play a video game
>it's fifa
>it's fifa on the PS2

Every. Single. One.

Go back to mowing my lawn.

S-si señor!

>be european
>visit someone's house
>>they want to play a video game
>it's fifa or pes
>it's a pirated fifa or pes on a 2008 laptop
or
>it's fifa on the PS4

Every. Single. One.

Quality thread

>be euro
>visit someone's house
>they're not playing fifa
>because I would never visit anyone playing fifa

>Be Black
>Visit someone's house
>They want to play a video game
>It's Madden
>It's Madden on any console

Every. Single. One.

>Beat my uncle since the halo one days when I was a little kid
>accuses me of screen watching and using the sniper
>he uses the rocket launcher and energy sword all the time
>Use things like super jumps and bxr in halo 2
>Calls me a cheater
>Each time he would change the game to fifa after his rage subsided
>0-12 every game

feels bad man. I suck at any sports and racing games. At least I beat him in every halo game we ever played.

>be american
>visit someone's house
>get shot

>be burger
>every single friend has a vast gaming library on multiple platforms because I'm not stupid enough to make friends with people that don't share my interests on or near the same level

>be American
>go to friends house to play vidya
>they want to go out and walk around instead
oi vey

>pes
That hasn't been a thing since what, 2011?

>you go to people houses and play console games with them? are you trapped in time a decade ago?

Are you telling me it isn't 2011?

>pes
only vidya that makes konami money

>Be Britbong
>Visit someone's house
>They want to play a video game
>It's "Behead the infidel because video games are haram"

kill yourself frogfucker

>not fighting games
???

All the normalfags I know dropped it years ago
Yes, are you hype for Skyrim? It looks like Bethesda will finally make up for the fuck ups that were Oblivion and FO3!

He said black people, not autistic black people.

>Be american
>visit someone's house
>they want to play a video game
>it's hamburgers
>it's hamburgers on a plate

Every. Single. Time

They were shitters at fighters. My dad got me into Tekken though.

>be mexicunt
>visit someone's house
>they want to play rockband
>bring out the beers and snacks
>rockband all night till the early morning

Good times.

>be black
>visit someones house
>they call the police

2011 was 10 years ago

shalom 555chan/hispachan