You will never be stranded on an alien planet

>you will never be stranded on an alien planet

good

unless there's hot xeno pussy on it

>you will also never be able to touch your elbow with your tongue

Subnautica looks like a cool game, hope it gets finished one day

i will if i cut my arm off

Deep sea is spooky as shit for me. Imagine the horrors that lurk the depths. On an alien planet it's probably even worse.

Is there a scarier premise than being a nigger stranded in the middle of the ocean?

>start playing creative mode
>build a submarine
>go as deep as possible
>dark as shit
>get stuck in a cave
>lanky spider looking fuckers start surrounding me
>panic
>leave the submarine and swim towards the surface

I would sign my life away right now to be part of some colony on an alien planet but I don't think I'd be down for being stranded on one.

>moon/binary planet that close
>not being assraped by tidal waves

I was honestly surprised how fun this game is.

I got it 30% off on a sale and it gets constant updates.

Hope it gets finished.

It seems interesting, but I'm not going to be buying any early access game anymore. They want my business, release your full game. I won't test it.

What is Star Citizen?

Uh, Vaporware?

This desu senpai

If there ain't no hot ayy lmao pussycat then I don't care

>There is a 99.99999% chance I will die within seconds
GOOD

Thats a very simplistic and immature attitude to have towards a video game.

>you will never be stranded on a nearly deserted alien world population by almost nothing but a primitive tribe of female xenos who worship you, believing you to be a deity sent from the heavens

Make the hurt stop

a scam

*populated by

Shit

Rip

What if there's catgirls on that alien planet.

It's alright user, your mum is stranded with you. I'm sure that's punishment enough.