How would you make a game that features the zodiac and their goddesses?
>Followers of Aries get a stat boost buff
>Followers of Aquarius have high intellect stats, but are cursed with low charisma and having "weird interests"
>Followers of Scorpios are always backstabbing cunts
>Male Followers of Cancer mostly consist of manlets who will never get laid or end up in gay relationships
>best sign gets best girl
Feels good to be the bull.
L I B R A B O Y Z
>capricon
eh coulda been worse
that taurus tho
Virgo here. Fuck yes.
I'd treat Cancer's crab issues. Top tier upper body
>gemini
>not twins
fuck off
>Cancer
>manlets
When will this meme die?
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>tfw Capricorn
>apparently they create amazing relationships with Tauruses
Hm
mah nigga
Where my Taurus bros at?
>best month
>best sign
Be proud of yourself based bros.
>mfw Leo
Good shit, I'll settle. You Taurus fucks are lucky as shit,
Cancer too.
I have no idea what being a libra is supposed to mean.
>Male Followers of Cancer end up in gay relationships
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
>tfw libras are massive sluts, but only for the one person they love
>no lover to be a massive slut towards
Followers of pisces will end up alone or with a lot of cats
Aries, my dick won't even make it in from rubbing all over that fluffy wool. Also handlebars are the best kinds of monster sex.
>cancer
>straight as an unobscured laser
>somehow attract a bunch of bitch-boys or angrier versions of she-hulk
What do I even do here?
>Sagittarius
>Stuck with an faggot archer horse every time
Fuck that, I really don't like horse girls. lamias and harpies are simply the best
>tfw cancer
>tfw also 6'3 and counting
>get flirted with and stared at by girls all the time
>lost virginity at 14
Yeah, this is bullshit. Gimme dat sweet Tarus, Libra or Leo pussy though.
We're stupidly idealistic and think people are awesome. I, for one, once believed it was possible to be best friends with everyone ever forever. Libras are massive indecisive fence sitters who can empathize with both sides of an argument. We're also shamelessly vain and materialistic, but at least we dress really well. Really friendly and charming to most people for some stupid reason. Probably because we listen well. Oh, Libras are also complete JUSTICEfags
And this is because even though we come off as shameless flirts, we're supposed to be loyal apparently
>Cancer
>5ft 8"
>Virgin
>Severe Depression
Fuck you for being right OP.
I dunno, stop pretending you're straight?
I'm libra and apparently libra is a puppy....I am therefore happy
See, I don't understand that. How do you just turn off being straight?
I mean, I don't mind futa, and you can't say I'm vanilla when I enjoy scat and gore, but it's not going to make me like men.
Cancers are familial. I wanna make a family and know my wife isn't going to drown the children I put in her after a sangria-induced rage.
w-what signs are compatible with cancer?
>inb4 the sign to finally kill myself
> shamelessly vain
> dress really well
You're wrong especially on that second one.
You'll work well with Scorpio and Taurus.
My experience with Virgos is that they'll definitely cheat on you, and Aquarius are A+ but have fun being weird enough for them.
Pisces is one of them. Want to hold pincer- fin with me?
>Followers of Scorpios are always backstabbing cunts
What the fuck did you just shit out of your mouth? Eating our friends' worse enemies alive is our second biggest fucking trait. Don't fucking doubt our loyalty.
>Likes scat
Why the fuck do I gotta be associated with these types of people just because of when I was born?
One woman once was afraid of me and was saying I was pure evil when she learned I am Scorpio born in the year of Rat. That was a weird week.
It's one of those things where I forced myself to like it when Meatspin was new and still the most horrible thing. It's entirely so the stupid shit people do doesn't bother me when they link it for reaction.
>Aquarius
Slime girls are the best.
We supposedly dress well. I completely agree that parts bullshit but enough people have said that I put it in anyway. I am pretty vain though it's all I can do to delude myself from my own depression
>Followers of Aquarius have high intellect stats, but are cursed with low charisma and having "weird interests"
Fits, but my charisma is pretty good. It's good enough to get laid every month
> all I can do to delude myself from my own depression
Now we're in buisness
Mah nigga.
Horses and bows are both shit. I fcking hate ranged anything.
What do capricorns get?
Also what the fuck is capricorn? Why is it have a scythe?
The power of being jews
Scorpio a best, all else a shit.
Fight me, and then I'll fuck you when you're defeated.
>tfw Sagittarius Horse
its destiny, isnt it?
the girl for capricorn is Baphomet
Aries Sun here, cute/10, fuck yeah.
Agreed.
Post more monster girls so I don't grab a plastic bag for a hat tonight, if you please.
>Sagittarius
Bows are gay. Horses are lame. All I get is this lame encumbrance buff.
>Virgo bonus: able to memorize more wizard spells once over 30
>Male Followers of Cancer mostly consist of manlets who will never get laid or end up in gay relationships
fuck why is it so right
>Brown cowgirl with abs
UNF UNF UNF!
>tfw Gemini is the "literally who" of the Zodiac
>Aries
Aight, gimme MAH GAINS!
Hello /x/phile friend
This does describe me fairly well I admit as a Libra.
But yeah, not everything is always correct, but it's funny how much Horoscopes can get shit right, though that can be explained by it drawing such broad strokes.
But then again, being idealistic, empathize with both sides of an argument and shit like that doesn't feel that common, at least judging by the way internet discussions tend to go.
It makes me wonder though if it is possible that being born around certain dates has an effect on how you grow up to be as a person. Just the fact that you're born in a different season than others probably does affect you as a person in some way.
Gemini looks okay I guess.
Whats her personality like?
Make it into monster waifu dating sim.
I'd make a Gundam Wing game instead
>Virgo
>Succubus(????)
don't forget
>Followers of Scorpios are the absolute best at Sex
>cancer
Well I never really expect to get laid...
Mah niggas bull/earth dragon reporting in
Sagittarius boys WW@?
>Manlets trying to fit in
top kek
thats an Alice,which is a weird Succubus that is completely pure and doesn't even think about sex at all.
This user gets it
We get faggot ass little bows and are pseudo-pony fags, this is not something to raise your hand to.
Always loved the archery aspect of Sagittarius, but hate the horse(or goat) body.
More >kinky perverts with the most deviant sexual preferences
>leo
>mfw triggered hard by catgirl without retractable claws
Taurus reporting in
Finally this shitty zodiac sign is related to something good
Where my Pieces niggas at?
>born June 22
I'll choose the Gemini girl thanks
>Aries
>lewd fluffy ewe
Holy fuck I feel like a Welshman.
Can't change it, may as well embrace it man. I'm sure she's very good with the bow, and at least you can ride her in both ways.
Whether you hold any stock in it or not is irrelevant, it's still really fun to read into. Esepcially when you look up what your Sun, Moon, Ascending etc are and compare it to yourself
>Capricorn
>goat loli
All is right in the world
>Aries
fuck yeah! free protein powder!
this tbqh
>tfw no qt aries, or gemini gf
I just want to disappear into nothing already
I just cant, bows are lame, have never seen an instance where there werent faggy shit. Centaurs are majestic faggots. Would rather have anything else. Except cancer.
bows are pretty cool in TERA. Shit is Anime to the make.
>tfw no Libra gf
Why am I even living?
Bows are cool bruh, both range and the fact that she's a horse so you could go fast while letting arrows fly.
>Centaurs are majestic faggots
Chiron was a bretty cool dude.
Yeah, you fists is where it's at, no need for anything else
>cancer
>being the smallest/youngest boy in class or close to it means you automatically get shit on
>no free popularity/attention from bringing in cheeseburger cakes to class for your birthday
It can't be helped.
>Mfw virgo the virgin both sign wise and in life
>Virgo gets best loli
I'm okay with this
>Chiron was a bretty cool dude.
Grooming younger men is not cool bro. Sagittarius style suggest you are prancing around like a faggot shooting arrows.
>bows are lame
pham, the battle of agincourt set the precedent for projectile and long ranged warfare to dominate battlefield tactics. melee might be more 'glorious' but you realistically never want to put your boys in a fair fight.
>Centaurs are majestic
no, they were basically serial rapists who can't stop raping everything. one greek legend had a dude invite his centaur buddies to his wedding, and they couldn't stop themselves from raping the bride.
>being jews
>hoards all the shit I can and trades incessantly in games to be rich
Shit's true desu ne
But it's a centaur girl there, it doesn't go by the raging homo aspect
>I'm taurus
>mentally ill asocial weeb
>onii chan is cancer
>is a Chad
LIFE ISN'T FAIR
Irvine proves you wrong on both counts
You have everyone else fooled but don't think I can't see what you've done. >Tfw Virgo
Compared to everything else in that universe, thats not much of a merit to be honest.
>Capricorn
>A literal child
Can I atleast have the delicious goo girl for technically being a capricorn-aquarius cusp?
>noble and kind person
>fires arrows that fuck everything up from the inside
>is probably fluffy and/or warm
Based
>Ctrl+F Etotama
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This thread is wrong in so many places already
You just highlighted why theyre lame though. They are a cowards weapon that a complete jobber can get results with. Thats not exactly inspiring.
>a complete jobber can get results with.
Shit results maybe.
You don't need inspiration if your enemy is already dead. Fuck fighting fair.