Okay seriously, who are the fucking good guys and who are the bad guys? I don't understand what's going on

Okay seriously, who are the fucking good guys and who are the bad guys? I don't understand what's going on.

Reaper and Widowmaker are the only two I'm sure are "bad guys".

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hanzo maybe?

Why dont you fucking play this instead? It´s the same game and came out years ago. Overwatch is like a cheap Brink rip off. In couple months nobody will care about your Pixar animation. Nobody.

Which side do these fuckboys stand on?

said nobody ever.

Symmetra thinks she's good but she's bad

lol

No genji is the shitty evil brother, hanzo is the good guy

>Genji
>Evil

Their own. Australia had some sort of meltdown and went full Mad Max. These guys are just in it for the money.

other way around i think, hanzo was an enforcer for the yakuza equivalent or somesuch.

I believe they're all good guys
The bad looking guys are actually reformed bad guys

Good guys
>Tracer
>Soldier 76
>Winston
>McCree
>Pharah
>Mei
>Reinhardt
>Torbjorn
>Mercy
>D. Va
>Zenyatta
>Genji
>Lucio
>Big Red

Grey area characters
>Symmetra
>Hanzo
>Zarya
>Bastion

Bad guys
>Widowmaker
>Reaper
>Junkrat
>Roadhog

Hanzo and Genji are brothers and scions of some family-based criminal syndicate. Both are also ninjas. Hanzo was the good kid who always finished his veggies and was totally hype about becoming the Godfather or whatever. Genji didn't give a shit about anything except his katanas, got into some accident, and is now heavily cyborged. Now he's trying to come to terms with what he's become, while still giving no shits about his family's business.

Reaper: Mercenary that wants to kill former Overwatch members.
Widowmaker: Assassin working for 'Talon' (badguys inc.)
Roadhog and Junkrat: Part of the 'Junkers' gang, rob, steal, kill
Hanzo: Wandering leader of the Shimada clan, Overwatch's version of the Yakuza, trying to repent.
Symmetra: Corporate agent for the Vishkar Corporation, somewhat involved (reluctantly) in their shadier activities.

>Which side do these fuckboys stand on?

They're literally neutral mercenaries in it only for the dollah

That was only because it was free and everyone wanted to see if it's worth it. I, and many others, completely dropped the game after playing it for a few hours.

how come tracer is so wacky and fun even though she probably murdered hundrets of people and/or saw them die.

>accident
>killed by Hanzo

It's her defense mechanism. Catch her on a bad day and she's a sobbing wreck.

>wacky character who is actually violently twisted
Definitely an original concept, we may never find an answer to your question.

Simple.

Reaper and Widowmaker work for Talon, a Terrorist organization trying to start a new Human-Omnic war.

Tracer, McCree, Mercy, Reinhardt, Genji, Winston, Mei, Soldier 76 and the rest of the Overwatch work to undo Talon and right wrongs in the world.

Symmetra works for an evil Indian megacorp that is basically ONE VISION, ONE PURPOSE and believes in absolute order and control.

Lucio is a SJW using music to fight da powa.

Zarya is a racist Russian bodybuilder chick who wants to wreck some toasters with a Tesla gun.

Junkrat and Roadhog are Australians who have escaped their containment island and are on a murder spree throughout the world.

Zenyatta is probably with the Overwatch.

Bastion is like a retarded R2D2 and just wants to hang.

D.Va is a Korean mechapilot that fights against Godzilla-Omics and Pharah is an Overwatch-wannabe fangirl.

Did I forget anything?

>how come tracer is so wacky and fun even though she probably murdered hundrets of people and/or saw them die

Tracer? Dude have you seen the cast? It's literally a mish mash of superheros sterotype with the personality depth of a puddle in the middle of the Sahara.

>Junkrat and Roadhog are Australians who have escaped their containment island and are on a murder spree throughout the world.

I don't think Mei's part of Winston's reformed Overwatch, but rather working independently to go off and fight personified Global Warming or whatever.

i mean, shallow characters do not justify shallow writing.

TF2 characters are also simple stereotypes, but they were written in a self-aware kind of way and always laugh about themselfes being mass-murdering psychopaths.

Roadhog and junkrat are nuetral mercinaries.

Half of these people were apart of overwatch
Then there are just people here for no reason like bastion and zenyatta and symettra and lucio.
The lore is so barely developed we know basically everything BESIDES why random assholes are fighting eachother around the world and coming out of overwatch ships.

>Neutral
>Wanted murderers who have caused multiple millions in collateral damage
>Australian

One of these doesn't look like the others.

Yeah.
Why the fuck are they all fighting each other.

better question:

why the fuck are they working together?

D.Va is part of overwatch.

>overwatch won't be big because I stopped playing it

They are nuetral in the overwatch v talon thing. Nearly every single one of these characters are criminals too.

Nope.

[Citation needed]

>rather working independently to go off and fight personified Global Warming or whatever.

Much as I like Mei, and as much as Blizzard has made every effort to throw lore to to wind, this still bugs me for how completely disconnect she is from almost literally everything else. At least they're all involved with the human-omnic relations somehow, but then Mei shows up for global warming, unless the omnic war somehow accelerated that shit.

Chaotic villains who act with on petty and selfish goals and whims

Hey man, global warming is important. Mei is just a big-picture kind of person.

I get it, but how is affiliating herself with Overwatch going to help fight global warming?

No to the roadhog junkrat thing or the criminal thing?
Being apart of overwatch is illegal now, widowmaker is wanted reaper is wanted, soilder 76 is wanted, mcree is wanted, all the other previous members of overwatch are in hiding. Bastion used to be an ultra murder bot but woke up and forgot his kill all humans directives and just has a boner for nature now.
Lucio is a rebel against the vishkar company which isnt exacty "wanted" but hes still wanted dead by them. The only characters I can think of that arent exactly "wanted" would be like zayra, zenyatta, and d.va

Hanzo

Talon is evil
Overwatch is good
Reaper and Widowmaker work for Talon
Hanzo used to be a villian but he exiled himself from his clan after he "killed" Genji

>Being part of Overwatch is criminal

Yeah yeah, whatever. Go suck some Vishkar dick.

>just a bit over 10% of the damage was healed

faggots need to heal better

Zenyatta is part of the Omnic monk order Shambali.
He just travels the world preaching peace.

in the lore they say before Overwatch was outlawed they did climatology research.
They make it clear that Overwatch was more than a military organization but also one dedicated to research.

>accident
he was killed by his brother.

Literally it says this shit in the first two animations. They make this so painfully clear dude.

More like, Hanzo fulfilled the obligation of his family's criminal syndicate, out of honor and duty, until he killed his brother. Then he couldn't live with himself anymore. Lawful Evil, turned Neutral. Genji was a rich ninja playboy who went out and partied all the time because he didn't care about being yakuza. After his brother turned him to sashimi, Mercy saved his life turning him into a cyborg, where he was then obligated to join Overwatch: World Police. He goes to the mountains to become a monk. Neutral Good, Lawful Good and back again to Neutral Good.

And in her journals it says that since she was rescued, she's been working on and off with Winston.

Talon (Terrorists):
Reaper
Widow

Psychopaths:
Junkrat
Roadhog

Vishnar:
Symettra (Thinks it's for the greater good)

Yakuza:
Hanzo (although he seems to have quit and is doing his own thing now)

>brink poster in literally every OW thread

What journals?

The team fights aren't canon at all

Overwatch is an international task force created to crack down on any attempt for a people to shake off the globalist oppression.

They're all bad guys.

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Hanzo is the most "evil" of the brothers.

Genji was apart of the original OW squad. He's a good boy

i would like to play this game but

no shekels, what do

nope. she works for the korean army.

Genji was a playboy. He was all about hookers and blow before he was murdered. Wasn't until he met Zen that he chilled out and became a good boy.

The day before her reveal last November, Blizzard posted some of Mei's journal entries that detail what she's been up to around the time when the game's set. I'm guessing these are what D.Va is talking about when she tells Mei that she's a fan of her work and is jealous she gets to travel so much for work, so presumably Mei's putting them up on the internet or whatever.

suck dick

On the other hand, I, and many others, preordered the game after seeing how fun it is first hand.

>Now he's trying to come to terms with what he's become
He's already done that after meeting Zenyatta, who's like his mentor now. IIRC Genji also worked/is working to dismantle the family crime empire.

Is McCree Pharah's father? He had a thing for her mother for sure/

Who's that women of the the far right?

Pharah's mom

the new sniper that's rumoured to be unveiled on monday I think, Sombra

Pharah is 32. Omnic crisis was 30 years ago. So Pharah was 2 when he mum joined Overwatch. Her mum helped found it, long before Mcree was anything to do with it.

If you have so few shekels, get a job.

>preach peace
>see enemy
>THERE IS DISQUIET IN YOUR SOUL
>1-4 robot balls to the head
>dead

>playboy
>worse than wanting to be yakuza

again, the lesser evil bro

You say Pixar like it's a bad thing

Please go get fucked by your megacorp masters, you wageslave shitstain

i average 7k or so on Lucio per match. am i ok user?

so is winston a spape or a moonkey

Get a job.

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If original OW was 30 years in the past, why do Mercy, McCree, and Tracer all still look young af.

>The joke
>Your head

Mercy and McCree weren't founding Members, and neither was Tracer but she also has some crazy time bullshit going on.

>being a child
heh, get lost kiddo

Overwatch was disbanded and declared illegal after the Omnic war.

>"Mom, I posted it again!"

Mercy and Mei have a conversation where they remark to each other how well they've aged; Mei's reason being that she was trapped in cryogenic suspension for years and Mercy presumably by applying her own magic medicine techniques to herself. Tracer's aging is all out of whack due to her time manipulation shenanigans. McCree's 37, so you'd assume he was a fairly latter-day member.

Just play Dirty bomb. It just doesnt have the parkour

They didn't all join at the same time. Tracer joined only a couple of years before it was closed.

how old is tracer then? does she not age because of time shennanigans?

Why are most of the Overwatch members pro Omnic if their entire purpose was to fight them?

Considering how fucking old everyone is, she's probably ~59.
Seriously, why is the cast composed of 80% people in their late thirties.

She's 26, at least biologically speaking.

>4 Overwatch threads on the same page
>the game not even fucking out yet

Christ, fuck off Overniggers

Would you rather have them be kids just like your shitty animes?

>Junkrat and Roadhog are Australians who have escaped their containment island and are on a murder spree throughout the world.

The fantasy of every true Australian.

I'd rather them be at least in their twenties. Most of them look way too young for their supposed age.
We need a loli too.

Because Omnics didnt du nuffin

maybe they look young because in such a future setting they've figured out how to slow the aging process

Brink is slow and also it fucking sucks.

They're still old farts.