How do you go from THIS...
How do you go from THIS
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...to THIS?!
GAINS
Oats and squats.
capcom going above and beyond with their bara fanservice
seriously, capcom loves their men
to this
Man, RE1 Chris was one boring, unremarkable motherfucker.
How do you go from this
And steroids. No one can get those kinds of gains without steroids.
TO THIS
m a n l e t detected.
Natty?
to THIS
But I'm 5'10"
Chris used to look like a leader, now he looks like my best friends brother.
By getting your ass manhandled in less than seven minutes by Albert Wesker.
Official word back from the beta version of RE5(when co-op didn't exist, Jill(and Barry) had a more proactive role, and Sheva was a supporting member of the cast) was that he started lifting to better stand a chance against the now super-powered Albert Wesker.
>5'10
Why even live?
I dunno, he obviously has some mental problems since the fucker is always getting kidnapped. I'd start working on my gains too if my life was monsters and shit.
>Sheva is still best girl
TO THIS?
>yfw the average murrikan is 5'10
Murrika needs to be nuked. Its literally manletland.
Holy shit you're short
They really do, it's much appreciated.
You are practically saying that the avergare male worldwide is short.
They wanted the bara audience
>tfw 5'7", gay, and perfect body shape to be a bottom bitch
>tfw hairy as everloving fuck
they were feelin nice
already won over fujoshis but wanted to make him relevant again
If I was even remotely attractive then I would probably hit on you.
Now that's a round I'd like to chamber
how long would it realistically take to make this transformation
With roids a couple years maybe. Without roids 5 years or so.
What size T-shirt do those arms fit in?
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he keeps that haircut so he can remember his day at the Raccoon City PD.
Anyone else want RE7 to have completely new characters? Just regular people caught up in zombie outbreak.
Shit, Code Veronica is the one RE game I didn't complete, and a look at that makes it seem like the cringiest of them all.
LONDON
>using burgerclap measuring system
Xtra Gorilla
I want to buy Cloud a milkshake.
>Chris has to roid up and get huge in order to stay relevant
>Leon simply trains and perfects his talents over the years and still fights Chris to a draw
Why is Chris such a shit?
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Call me autistic, but there is no way that borderline Auschwitz victim can even lift that giant sword, let alone properly fight with it.
The wonders of Mako!
Please tell me this is a fan image or something because it looks like he's wearing a shitty bleached wig and has the kind of arm definition and skin I would expect from a 90 year old bodybuilder who roided his balls off in his prime.
Leon is a little fag who runs from Boulder while Chris straights up punches them
Leon has that annoying shitcunt Ashley and yellow fever, while Chris has all kinds of prime pussy around him like best girl Jill and Piers
Leon is literally a fedora wearing edgelord and a stinky pirate, while Chris is a badass biker and a cool Samurai
Leon barely even changes each game, Chris gets more attractive each time
I think we all know which one is truly the best
You can be my pocket bear. I'll plow your tight supple boyhole every night until it's time for bed.
To this?
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>Leon is a little fag who runs from Boulder while Chris straights up punches them
That'd be pretty cool. I'm tired of the old characters being specialized bio-freak murderers ready for anything.
No you're not
OK. I'm 50% tired.
you mean like Outbreak?
steroids
Capcom knows what they're doing.
to this?
this is a model swap, right?
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board
nope. he's the only one who can do it
lmao when will they learn
F U C K Y O U
So are we getting RE shit at e3 this year?
capcom confirming what we already knew: chris is a power bottom
how the fuck is 11 feet manlet? fucking assholes use the normal measurement system.
merica and shit fucking yippe kai yay