Is this quite possibly the manliest game ever?

Is this quite possibly the manliest game ever?

>Virus kills of the majority of the female population
>Marshall law is declared
>Without the guidance of females, men regress to their most basic instinct.......TANK BATTLES

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>marshall law

hes in the game, i just didnt finish my sentence

I loved the series, damn shame it'll never get a third. Mostly because some shitheads will cry about women's portrayal in the story.

>90% of women get killed
>world plunges into chaos and nuclear war
>Are you a bad enough dude to drive across ruined America with your band of brothers tank battalion and crush all who appose you to rescue your waifu's?

Goddamn I love Battletanx and it's sequel. But as far as being the manliest game ever, that's Duke Nukem 3D.

>marshall law
pretty sure it's called martial law.

>>Virus kills of the majority of the female population
>>Marshall law is declared
>>Without the guidance of females, men regress to their most basic instinct.......TANK BATTLES

It would be better if the virus killed the majority of the male population and then qt3.14s had to fight in tanks over the remaining ones.

It and its sequel are one of the manliest games ever made that's for sure.

yeah i might be retarded

>tfw 3DO went bankrupt in 2003 and there's no possibility of a sequel

It still hurts.

Imagine this game if it where "rebooted"

>5 hour multiplayer
>only 3 gangs in multiplayer that our exactly the same
>"load outs" instead of powerups
>only six maps at launch. Maps are just copy pastes from campaign.

>"how do I use tank"
>constant in-fighting and clan wars
NAH

It was a surprisingly fun multiplayer game.

>meants 5 hour campaign.
>wrote "our" instead of "are"

I am a retard.

>Queenlords get turned into strong powerful women who don't need no tank battalion or protection.
>DLC tanks to divide the community
>"competitive" focus for multiplayer instead of pure carnage
>shit map design

multiplayer was one of the best things about it.

was fun till my friend figured out he could roll with the fast tank and spend 10 minutes blowing up all the buildings to have a near limitless amount of shield

Steel Rain was fun.

Twisted metal was fun back in the day.

The old mech warrior games were amazing.

What the fuck happened to piloting badass klunky machines of war?

>tfw my dad and I used to bond over this game

also tank wars was the shit.

dont forget cosmetic unlocks so you can have your pretty pink flower tank

Too violent and scary for today's kids, gotta hold their hands and tell them positive thoughts.

Rocket tank was the best, shooting around corners pissed off all my friends.

posting tits on Sup Forums is fun

i'm drunk. dumpan till mods stop me.

this is someone's daughter/sister. wtf

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>ruining a battletanx thread

thanks faggot.

woops forgot spoiler.

there's a little kid right next to her. wtf

its Sup Forums. the thread was ruined before it started.

I have vague memories of playing this game and I remember you would choose a gang to be and they bad special power ups and I always chose the gangs with nukes.

Shit was so cash.

you tard....on the other hand

this picture is a metaphor for DLC

>cutie
>flat
>dem armpits
My dick!

Nuclear Knights where pretty op.

Fuck off, can't you do this on some battlefield thread?
Launching the nuke while playing the incredibly slow tank with a ton of health just felt so good.

Exhibitionism is top tier fetish, Godspeed titty user.

Mechwarrior Online is pretty good

inb4 crying about Living Legends

this picture is a metaphor for Free 2 Play

I must have 200~ images of this woman on my PC, absolute stunner.

sauce on this, i forgot

MAH. NIGGA.

You get it, I've always liked the idea of being a slow and powerful presence I can take my time because when I do drop the hammer there will be nothing left but ash.

Need more games with nukes.

>thread is still better than overwatch threads

do you have sauce, i know shes done multiple videos

Chromehounds died.

So now we have these shitty f2p games.

HNNNGGG i just got so many boobstanks

I used to know but I have since forgotten.

Any Storm Raven mains here?

Dee Dee Lynn for anyone wondering

wtf is that turd

those are cookies user

boobs are gone, back to battle tanx

>tfw crushing smaller tanks with the Goliath and turning them into metal pancakes.

Who here /chopper attack/

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