Warhammer Manlets

These guys look so shit.

They're all manlets, easy to get ganged up on by bigger units like Black Orcs and Chaos Warriors, you can hardly see them in the thick of battle

And it's not like they do anything impressive, even if they did you'd not be able to see them because they're so short.

Compared to the big, tall, thick Orcs and all the cool beasts and undead, these Dwarves simply fall short.
It's the truth, watch any video. Totally unimpressive.

Dont even need lances, just let the horses crush them.

Dwarfs are literally master race.

They have guns

Does orcs or undead have guns? No? Then they can fuck off

So did he rename himself Grudgebearer after they fucked him over or was he just born angry.

BORN TO GRUDGE

That is a sexy manlet.

>horses
>crushing dwarfs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Just pre-ordered it on amazon, hope it's worth it

I fucking love that Dwarfs carry lords on shields.

>tfw the only reason I started playing WoW was because I was able to play a an axe wielding dwarf warrior
>2 axes
>real dwarf name
>helmet always off
>longest beard possible

god damn, those were the days.
almost makes me miss the dwarf warrior I played in DAoC

They carried the village leader in Asterix on shields and it was used for comical effect

Now these ultra serious grudgy dwarfs do it and it's supposed to be a good thing?

UNDERAGE B&

totally underage. not 26 at all.

also asterix sucks balls frenchie

>on amazon
I hope you got it cheaper than 30 GBP.

>also asterix sucks balls
If I was a grudge dwarf I'd write you in my book

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>warhammer
>ultra serious

>tfw want to get TW: Warhammer but don't trust CA to not botch it

By the way, is TW: Attila any good?

You are going to my pocket grudge book

But as a human you will write him on the list yes?

I think Attila is only a slightly fixed up Rome 2
I played a lot of Rome 2 but only barely touched Attila, it felt like the same game but patched
Rome 2 was not that good though

Everyone's saying Warhammer is good though, and well optimized, generally polished and bug free.
I think CA got a free pass with Rome 2 because Shogun 2 was so good and everyone was hyped for Rome 2. After the fiasco everyone's suspicious so if you look at reviews they're nitpicking about performance and bugs and they still say they game is very good on both issues.

I dunno man, in a few editions of the tabletop games at least Dwarves stopped pretty much anything dead in its tracks.

I could be really annoying if you use a lot of heavy cavalry or big dudes.

>warhammer
>serious
AHGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What's the difference between the Humans and the Brettonians?

Asterix was filler-tier tho.

Playstyle.

You're filler-tier.

Was not

Was too.

Asterix defined my childhood
Don't hate on him pls

asterix sux

From the gameplay I've seen cavalry honestly looks fucking shit in this game compared to most infantry, gets torn to shreds by all the efficient ranged units before they can do enough work.

The empire is the holy roman empire (germany)
Bretonnia is king arthur and the knights of the round table but in france

Faggot.

>Asterix

Fucking Europoor man. I swear to God.

Asterix was a fucking manlet

Obelix was master race Gaul though

Because he fell into the pot when he was little

I wonder why they don't throw every child into a pot of the potion, that would solve a lot of problems.

Attila is great. It's a vast improvement over Rome 2 and introduces a lot of cool mechanics that were carried over to Warhammer like migrating hordes and razing cities. My only complaint with the game is that unless you buy the faction DLCs then most of the factions you can play as other than Romans and Persians are just some variant of Germanic tribe that play pretty much the same.

because he's dumb as shit and they need smart people

Empire is 16th century steampunk tier and has guns, tanks and shit. Their units wear lighter armor as a result.

Bretonnia is medieval high fantasy and gets knights, levies and a focus on magic instead. Pretty much a Medieval 2 faction.

Why are you so offended over their heights user? Dwarves are awesome.