Let's talk about E3 Nintendo this year. Aside from Zelda, what else can they show us?

Let's talk about E3 Nintendo this year. Aside from Zelda, what else can they show us?

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Some nx games such as pikmin "nobody gives a shit about this game" 4 and Luigi "suck up a ghost and move onto the next room and pretend not to be bored" mansion 3

How about the NX since that's the only thing anyone cares about in regards to Nintendo.

Nothing, the best you can hope for is a Pokemon Direct which is very likely happening June 2nd.

>Aside from Zelda, what else can they show us?

Nothing. There will be no digital event, and Zelda is all they're streaming during E3.

Pray for a Direct either before or after E3

A brand new Zelda amiibo line up for Zelda U and the 30th anniversary

They already said they're not showing anything but Zelda.

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As they've said, nothing at all.

don't do it on a shitty mattress is all i can say

>How about the NX since that's the only thing anyone cares about in regards to Nintendo.
They said they won't show it at E3

>Let's talk about E3 Nintendo this year. Aside from Zelda, what else can they show us?
Nothing unless they somehow announce they are dropping out of the hardware business and the NX is just an addon for you PC or console to run "the nintendo store" so they can have some sort of Hardware check on piracy.

Pokemon Colosseum 3. It's bound to happen sometime soon. I can feel it.

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Nothing. They aren't even doing an event this year. It's just a stream of Zelda. That's it.

I am so incredibly disappointed with this company.

Direct when?

(You)

What memes is Reggie gonna force into their direct this year?

>They said they won't show it at E3
Because?

They need to be in super deflect mode now, I'm gonna bet they're gonna try to make a new one.

Hahahaha, look at me, I'm the silly American CEO of the company that makes billions a year, now buy that fucking plastic toy you gullible idiots. By the way, it's exclusive to some shitty store because fuck you.

It's possible that the N-Stars game from this NoA leak a few months ago might be a new game that they could show. All the other codename games are assumed to be revealed already
>Caviar F is Pokemon Rumble
>Torte City is Kirby
>Cadillac is Style Savvy
>DMW2 is a Disney game

So that would just leave N-Stars, and I don't think the Rhythm Heaven or Yokai Watch are really big budget games.

I think they must have something planned.
Pokémon Sun and Moon
Pikmin 4
The grand unveiling of the NX
Smash NX
They can't just NOT talk about this stuff at the biggest video game event of the year. They must have some plan in the works.

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New New New super mario bros U NX

Microsoft will announce a partnership with Nintendo at E3 and present Nintendo Replay on Xbox one.

They really have nothing planned and are becoming more insular by the year.. E3 2017 Nintendo will probably just have a kiosk.

they should unironically call their next console the homeboy

it makes sense and follows on from the game boy. plus it has meme power. and it could be voice activated you could say "Whaddup homeboy" to turn it on. You could have hot young white American girls in the commercial saying "whadfup homeboy". that would be the catchphrase. and they would be on a couch. you could have other commercials with nba stars saying "whaddup homeboy. Give me nba live" and they would be on a couch as well enjoying themselves

please call it the homeboy reggie

>Because?
Same reason all of Ever since Iwata died they have no fucking idea what they are doing.

Some of those issues are not related to direction in Japan either, their entire American localization department should be fired (not sure if the European ones are doing better but at least they do seem to be releasing a lot more digital projects and virtual console stuff compared to the US).

They don't want to show us anything else.

BECAUSE NINTENDO IS RAN BY FUCKING MONKEYS THAT'S WHY

I'M SO DONE WITH THIS COMPANY. REALLY HOPE NX IS THEIR LAST HOME CONSOLE.

MIYAMOTO CAN'T DIE ANY SOONER?

WHOOOOOOOOO'S READY for another Mini Mario/MvDK game and yet another Post-Canvas Curse Touch! Kirby game produced by good ol' Kensuke Tanabe!

Splatoon stuff, if they are planning on Pokken DLC that too.

you make it sound like they have anything to show at all

Mario and Luigi shovelware selection 2017

I'm sure they have stuff in development, but for whatever reason they don't want us to see it.

These.

>just
A day of gameplay footage instead of corporate money talk? How shocking

YOU HAVE EXACTLY 10 SECONDS TO DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

should't you have advanced a little more in the grief stages by now?

at least attention whore leakers finally fucked off

except for one bitch
>Emily Rogers

Zelda (about time we got some info. Shame about the release date)
Pokemon Sun and Moon (basically shit you already know)
Federation Force (Why?)
Paper Mario (Not again. Not like this!)
Tokyo Mirage Sessions (We wanted you to experience the real thing, that's why there's no dub but a shiton of cut content. It wasn't laziness, we share)

Indie Clip, more DLC, more Amiibo. A clip about 3DS 3rd parties games getting english versions.

Maybe a new announcement for 3DS, because it's not dead yet.

And that's best case scenario. This E3 is fucked.

>no NX at E3
>Nintendo will show it off during a Nintendo Direct
>mainstream media will mention it ever so briefly almost like a footnote for the news that week
>no one will pay it any mind

If you thought the Wii U bombed with the mainstream you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait tilll you see what Nintendo will do NeXt.

wacha gonna do about it false flagging nintendrone?

Monster Hunter.

It's old news, but they'll show it anyways.

>A clip about 3DS 3rd parties games getting english versions.
>Maybe a new announcement for 3DS, because it's not dead yet.
That's all I need honestly. I'm having with the 3ds and I will never buy a wii u nor will I buy a NX unless it's the second coming of Jesus Christ.

I just want a release date, the rest can go fuck itself.

I'm still holding out hope NX will be unveiled during the Digital Event
>tfw there won't even be a digital event
I'm still holding out hope

I don't even know why I'm excited for this, but I am.

I remember people in denial after last year they said they weren't bringing Zelda too.

Because it's the best version of an amazing game?

They've been working on Zelda since at least 2014, right? They thought it would definitely come out in 2015.
I wonder if we can expect a devhell quality game.

I'm not a Dragon Quest person at all. The only one I played was that ps2 one years ago and I didn't even complete it.

>Nintendo: Nothing

>Microsoft: Spohts + TV

>Sony: ?

PREASE BUY THE NX

>Nintendo clearly announces they will only show Zelda
>There's not even a direct
>Their only event is a Zelda stream
>People still think there's more

You better not start spamming butthurt ''ONLY ZELDA @E3'' threads when nothing else is shown.

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>If you thought the Wii U bombed with the mainstream you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait tilll you see what Nintendo will do NeXt.
The WiiU and the Xbone are prime examples of mismanaging the markting of your next generation device.

For the WiiU:
- Name didn't clearly signal this was a new console. I saw many videogame sections in stores having to put gigantic notices saying "WiiU games don't work on Wii" because of how badly Nintendo managed this. If they wanted to stick to Wii calling it Wii 2 or just Wii "insert number here" would have done wonders in that regard
- Catering to exclusively to core games using 3rd party devs after the Wii. Don't get me wrong, I know what NIntendo was trying to do but they were coming with underpowered hardware. If they wanted to get 3rd parties on board while wanting the casuals to buy the console they should have focused on getting 3rd parties to make casual games for it that casuals would buy.
- Horrible first party line-up. Some people might disagree but the "New Super Mario" style games are actually casual games in the eyes of the public. They sold great not because of the hardcore Nintendo fans liked it but because casuals liked it. They aren't technical marvels to impress old school Nintendo fans like Super Mario Galaxy or the Zelda games. Also, Nintendoland was too complicated for the casual crowd (compared to Wii Sports) and not interesting enough for the hardcore crowd, they should have had something akin to Wii Sports in casual appeal.

nothing

they're saving NX stuff for TGS, god knows why

probably due to DQ11 on NX

>>Microsoft: Spohts + TV
didn't this meme finally ended since E3 2014 and E3 2015 when MS shut down their non-vidya Xbox divisions?

>Sup Forums getting along before 2014

Try 2007.

So is MS gonna have the best show again this year? It seems likely.

>Gears of War 4
>Sea of Thieves
>Crackdown 3
>Scalebound
>Halo Wars 2
>ReCore

Nice blog

Half Life 3
Sonic Adventure 3
Beyond Good and Evil 2
Metroid Prime 4
Super Smash Bros 5: The True Melee Killer
Nintendo vs Capcom
Megaman 11 and X9
Banjo Threeie
Super Mario RPG 2
Paper Mario: The Million Year Door
Marvel vs Capcom 4
Metal Gear Solid 6: The Return of the Soldier
Pokemon MMO

All these exclusive only for NX.

>before 2014
wait, nvm mind

>Super Smash Bros 5: The True Melee Killer
NEVER EVER DETHRONERKEK

>Nintendo's fw they see this wishlist

>Banjo-Threeie for thd NX

I know this post is satire but there's a 100% chance of this never happening since MS own Rare and the Banjo IP. We MIGHT however see a reveal for it on the Xbone, but its still very unlikely. Rare is working on Sea of Thieves and have shown very little interest in Banjo since Nuts & Bolts.

>Banjo Threeie
>Super Mario RPG 2
>Paper Mario: The Million Year Door

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Apple buys Nintendo and the home console part works with tvOS and the mobile part with iOS, Nintendo accept the negotiation of Apple because Kimishima said that Apple stole all his casual gamers and the only way to bring it back into the Mario's and Pikachus was joining into his biggest rival besides Sony.

They could do a year of Metroid for the 30th anniver- o who am i kidding? we're getting shovelware

NEVER
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glad somebody's else too realizing that

>We knew about the Wii and Wii U (well, the former's look and function/idea) two E3's before their release, ie ~17-18 months
>less than 10 months until NX release
>have officially heard absolutely nothing from Nintendo about it
>and won't hear about anything else from them at E3 either besides streaming a single video game for 3 days

Nah. I would expect that like a month or two before it would release.

they're done. they really should just go 3rd party at this point and stop wasting everyone's time making shitty hardware. just make multiplat games that I can play on my PC

Keep dreaming, PCuck.
Nintendo will never die.

Nintendo won't be dying for a long ass time

But I'm thinking they're looking to heavily minimize their video game business and bow out as being an iconic video game juggernaut.

they're waaaayy to tiny and mismanaged to hit a Disney level of brand strength/recognition. They'll probably look something like Sanrio in 6 years, with a successful mobile part

why would they keep going, though? their sales have been terrible. The Wii U hasn't taken off, only a few games have done really well, and multiplat games always sell worst on the wii u. Hardly any 3rd party devs even port their games to the wii u any more because they know it won't sell. they'll get more sales if they make their games for the platforms that people actually buy

needs more amiibo

they're gonna try to promote tokyo mirage sessions #censored for a bit and show off sticker star 2.0 along with federaton force.

I can't believe their treehouse stream will be only Zelda because that would mean showing us either almost the full game or the same area a dozen of times, which both doesn't make much sense to me

>shovelware

No one cares about multiplats or third parties. Nintendo doesn't need them.

>showing us either almost the full game

That's the plan. They saw what LPers do and figured they'd just cut out the middle man.

they'll take away all the emulatable roms/isos Nintendo can't license again on PC if they do. also offering a botched down nintendo emulator that does less things Dolphin or VBA-M does too

you want that PCuck? Nintendo isn't as great as you use to think them back then.

seeing as how they refuse to show the nx, nothing

the only problem is, who's gonna still buy the game then?

Why the FUCK doesn't Federation Force have online deathmatch?

youtube.com/watch?v=bFsAEFo2DOc

that image is so spot on it's not even funny

there will also be that one thing they'll do so stupid enough nobody would have even expected it

>seeing as how they refuse to show the nx, nothing
Everyone keeps repeating that, but they WHY the fuck would they do it? It's suicide. They already don't have shit to talk about and then they'll refuse to talk about the one thing people could be interested in?

Might as well just not do a presentation at all.

>WHY the fuck would they do it? It's suicide
They simply have nothing to show for the NX at this point.
If you thought it'll have games beyond Zelda on release then prepare to be disappointed

What are the odds they had a massive NX blowout ready for E3 but some shit went south a few months prior (ie, severe NX hardware issues and thus couldn't display it onstage) and they canned all of it?

i doubt even Nintendo thinks walking into E3 streaming one single video game is a good idea but the best damage control they have

IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE ABOUT ZELDA, STOP EXPECTING MORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if that were the case they would just show trailers, teasers, and prerecorded gameplay

>severe NX hardware issues and thus couldn't display it onstage
they could still show it in their digital event even then

No one actually cares about NX aside from the deluded diehards and lapsed Gamecube kiddies who hope Nintendo is going to suddenly put out SNES 2.0 because they are underwhelmed by Xbone/PS4.

I care, hope it's region free and backwards compatible

I give a shit...