Why do we hate notch again?

Why do we hate notch again?

he broke our hearts

I've never hated Notch and even like Minecraft.
But a lot of people here don't like Minecraft for some reason.

because he moved the PR location of Minecraft from Sup Forums to Reddit and similar sites when it started to get big

In retrospect that was the right thing to do though

S A V A G E

>Fat.
>Ugly.
>Bald.
>Minecraft has only a fraction of the shit promised.
>Completely fucked his development team by giving them a pittance.

He makes a couple witty tweet against some cunts and you cum-guzzlers think he's grand.

We hate Notch? I don't hate Notch, he's a funny guy.

>witty
lol

You forgot
>billionaire

I used to have summer dinners at notch's parents in sweden since i basically live next door, the times I met him (pre minecraft, he always acted like a know it all) so..

Jewed out his closest friends.
He's been redeeming himself lately though.

>billionaire provoking feminists on twitter
What a tough guy.

holy fuck

I didn't forget. His success in selling Minecraft is the one thing about him that you can't codemn.

He was a useless tool when he was heading Mineycrafta, but now he's retired on billions, he can spend his day doing what we do, and making fun of others.

He didn't owe his development team anything comrade.

Notch is a cool guy. I wish him a happy fatness.

Sold out
I would've done the same thing in his place tho

Dude must be in a mood today or some shit, he's just not having it.

He's lazy and when he got bored of minecraft he wanted to make a different sort of game and made shit that didn't mix well, releasing 1.8

Get that dick out of your ass before you post here Mags

>swedecuck
>rising against leftist pieces of filth publicly

Tough guy tbqh

he may throw shit at feminist but that doesn't mean I have to like him. I still dislike him regardless if we are against the same things

HOLY SHIT

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because he relies on player made mods instead of updating his own game

you really think that person is getting any dick?

What is it with numales and *action*?

This shit is pretty funny. I guess when you have this much money you really don't care what people think about you.

Feminists really do eat the fucking bait, goddamn

We hate him because it's like loooking in a mirror except he's rich.

Does he still live in Sweden? If so, he's probably in for a 20 years sentence for posting such a inflammatory tweet.

Almost as bad as people on Sup Forums and Sup Forums
He lives in a huge mansion in LA.

>cuntfusing

Lmao

*grabs you by the throat*

BACK OFF!

No one said he did, retardbro. I just said he fucked them.

""""we""""


Notch is based of fuck. I don't even care about Minecraft or if he is a sellout or not. I would trade places with that dude in a heartbeat.

>cuntfusing

This is "sonygger" levels of brilliance

I love how these cunts always find some ridiculous explanation why something is a-ok if it's targeted at men but a horrible crime if it's targeted at women.

also, holy kek his reply

No, dude beat out Jay Z and Beyonce on a house in LA.

I saw Markus Persson at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>#cuntfusing
>not #cuntplaining

Notch lost every bit of respect I had for him for how he handled minecraft over time, but damn if he isn't slowy working his fat jewish ass back into my heart if this keeps up

If you were here back when Notch use to actually post on Sup Forums you'd understand. We made his game popular. We gave him tons of advice on how to design and code it. Then he just up and leaves once he hits it big and ignores the people that gave him his success.

>cuntfusing

...

Not that "mansplaining" is the work of a genious either

Is that cunt implying men never got shit on?

>cuntfusing
Dropping the god damn FIRE

that's sum nice pastas u got there

>You'll never be rich enough to say whatever you want

that doesn't even work you mong

Oh but feminists provoking millionaires is okay. Sure thing bro.

not
>womoaning

>be rich
>insult people on twitter

the dream

I hate Minecraft.
The guy? It's a role model. he became billionaire with an idea and programing skills. Sup Forums should lear with him, myself included.

>billionaire seriously responding to poor liberals

he could literally just reply to people with pictures of his house without saying anything and he'd beat any of their arguments

There's hope for us yet

We hate notch because of jealousy. He's got candy dispensers in his house.

But mostly we hate him because his staff kept updating minecraft to make it better but they're not compensated nearly as well as notch. I think this has been mostly debunked as a rumor though.

This pic still makes me lol. A fucking personal candy store next to a private gym he'll never use.

THE MAD MAN CAN'T BE STOPPED

I think Notch is finally coming out of his rut. This is hilarious. We do like Notch again now? I do.

>That one time some suicidal cunt tried to get Notch to pay them

His twitter can be a goldmine for laughs at times.

I hope this is bait

No one made you play his game or tell him how to design and code it. Feeling entitled to some sort of recognition is fucking retarded.

she ever make those videos?

>Be a king of a castle
>Live alone in your castle
>Have nothing but the internet in front of you

If you're a king you gotta rule someone, don't you?

Nothing will ever top this.

anyone have an image of this?

CUNTFUSING

>Feminists don't even know why the word cunt is considered so rude and it's usage is so unacceptable

It's not because of historical oppression or dehumanization. It's because the word cunt is a 100% swear word. It has no other uses except as an offensive swear word.

That's why the word fuck can be used in PG13 films, but you almost never hear the word cunt being used (and if it is, it'll get the film an automatic 17+ rating).

>literal nobodies vs a billionaire
He's lowering himself to their level like an idiot. Why doesn't he find a bunch if feminists, and give them a few thousand bucks each to make fun of other feminists and watch the ensuing chaos while he strokes his dick? He's a fucking billionaire getting into a twitter fight like some useless basement dweller.

By that logic no one owes anyone anything.

"Oh you paid me money for something, I don't have to give it to you. No one made you pay me"

"I refuse to pay my electric bill, no one made you send me power"

People don't have to be forced into something by someone else for one of the parties to be at fault. What retarded logic.

He was extremely ungreatful to the people who helped him make his game a success when it wasn't even his game. He stole it from Infiniminer.

>Infiniminer was open source!
Yea, not until someone stole the code and released it without permission.

>He starts begging for money

OUT OF CONTROL

>cuntfusing

this needs to become a thing

HE'S OUT OF CONTROL

PRAISE NOTCH

>You are a cunt.
>My paypal is [link].

LIBERALS

Like nigger.

Candy dispensers aren't that expensive.

By securing their jobs?

>experimental indie dev friends

what did he meant by that familia

I wonder if Notch still visits Sup Forums, I mean no one ever leaves. Maybe he's in this thread right now.

Made a couple, then started a campaign for a new video series that made even more money off of fewer people.

N-NOTCH

GIVE ME MONEY

M-MONEY PLEASE MONEY OH MY GOD FUND ME OH MY GOD MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

GIVE ME MONEY I'M SO JEALOUS I'M SO MAD

GIVE ME MONEY

He made javascript relevant again before it was going to die off for good

>for having slain me this morn'

He's doing God's work. These retards expect him to bow down but he's willing to fight in the trenches

She literally insulted him then posted her paypal account in the next sentence. Bitch is nanners.

Out of cuntrol

Fair enough. Its a shame he doesn't really come here anymore and doesn't really give any credit to those who helped him.

NOTCH

LAYING DOWN THE LAW

I know for a fact that I will use it if I ever get the chance.

I would be surprised if he didn't.

>intelectualizing your sense of being offended
you just can not make this shit up

never understood why cunt is such a bad word to use when women dont really understand why they just think its some ultra insult

>billionaire
>changing who you are

You should stay the same person regardless of wealth.

I can't wait for the RIGHT WINGS DEATH SQUADS to be released.

>deleted
Goddamnit, Notch

How did that convo go from "fuck you" to "give me money"?

Go to bed Notch

>#cuntfusing

FUCKING LMAO WHAT A LEGEND

If I made a over a billion dollars as easily as he did, I'd do the same thing with the rest of my time.

Shitposting on the internet until the end of my days in a huge LA mansion