Oh, ah, h-hey user! I was, um w-wondering i-if, you know, l-like, if you weren't d-doing anything a-after class...

>oh, ah, h-hey user! I was, um w-wondering i-if, you know, l-like, if you weren't d-doing anything a-after class, o-or something, y-you might want t-to come to my h-house to play some Videogames?

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>alright, sure, see you in a bit.

If you're going to be a trap you have to at least look vaguely female. Try again.

I'm just a simple man, OP. Why are you trying to hurt me?

>Sorry i dont drink milk LOL

Why is Harry Potter wearing a skirt?

I can't wait until white people are extinct.

No, you're a fucking faggot. Neck yourself

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That's a guy

Sure

We can play games but if your looking for something "else" I only do men and traps.

>2016
>playing video games
*does a 360 and walks away to write my 250 word essay due tomorrow*

I'm not into dudes. Sorry.

Are they supposed to be Hajime and Chiaki?

>does a 360 and walks away
You would walk towards them retard

Sure, as long as it's just video games.
You motherfucker, you just had to remind me I have the same problem.

>falling for the bait

Get out newfag.

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kek

>tfw its getting harder to tell between baiting newfag or actual newfag

no but i would like to pound that sweet boipussy

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It's not a man

ew gross i fapped to a woman?

>they

Brianna Woo pls go

okay

>"""""artsy""""" girls

the worst kind of people

Yep sorry

life lesson for you Sup Forumsirgins, no "shy" girl/guy takes photos like that

mental illness and extreme insecurity aren't that entertaining past a certain point

Most normal people get anxious/shy about asking someone out on a date, it doesn't mean you have a mental illness

yeah but didn't you know that artsy is codeword for mentally ill

women aint shit but hoes and tricks

>tfw 27 kissless no gf
How you holdin up Sup Forums?

I thought you wanted to watch anime. Make up your damn mind.

Boris Grishenko?

:P

>they most likely have an etsy page
>definitely has a tumblr

textbook

>A qt will never work up the courage to ask you out

>its a girl
Welp boner lost

>Manager bends over
>see through stockings, black panties
>You should probably pull down your shirt I can see your ass
>Don't worry, I want you to see it
>she rubs up against me
>okay, well I'm gonna get back to work

Sure, can my girlfriend, Stacy Thundertits come too?

Gays should be shunned and demonized, again.

Fuck off with this shitty pasta

I actually had a teacher that looked eerily like this woman. On the first day she introduced herself by saying her favorite hobby was video games and she was really into Dark Souls right at the moment.

she was a lesbian, unsurprisingly

>tfw a girl likes you

I don't have save files at your house.

Sorry, but i prefer my woman with dicks

Pic related?

would plow without hesitation

jesus yes

and you know this how?

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Fuck off transnigger go and get help from a doctor before you kill you self.

>Tfw you like an older woman that only sees you as a little brother

>Sounds like a plan! You up for something to eat too? I'll stop by the store and pick up some tendies, Doritos, and diet Mountain Dew.

I don't know that feel.

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Problem officer?

Why would a girl ever need to?

Even a 6/10 gets hit on by someone pretty much every day
I can't even take my sister across town without some guy walking up to her and trying to flirt. And they arent even bad looking

>hot older women keep grabbing your ass and you try to get them to stop

>27
>look 18
>all underage girls oogle while girls my age want nothing to do with me since they think i'm a lot younger than them

END ME

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>two qt's actually had the courage to ask you out
>turned down one by giving a phone number with one too many digits
>didn't even say hi back to the other, just kept walking before realizing it

I swear it's like there's a subconscious in me that's literally trying to sabotage myself and convince me to commit suicide

>found a genuine qt on tinder that likes vidya
>have actual conversation with her for almost a week
>she wants to start talking on Skype so she can vidya and talk at the same time
>get her skype details and add her
>never accepted my request and doesn't reply anymore

fuck life

Fuck, that looks fun

LALALA

how do you ever tell with their subtlety

>Implying that's a bad thing

>she's fat
>or ugly
>or both

>lives in heaven
>complains

Looks like Car Seat Headrest's Will Toledo.

>mfw the thread on Sup Forums wasn't even my doing

yesss
spread my children
like little spores of disease

>be industrial painter
>everyone always bent over painting shit
>few girls work there
>all bent over asses all day
>recognize them all by their asses
>get sent out on a job in another province
>company is cheap so one room for two people
>get bunked with QT
>bring ps4, PC and 3DS since its gonna be a 3 month job
>head over to her place in work truck already loaded up
>she has a PC and a PS4 as well
>oshit wuddup
>every night we just game out and have a fucking blast
>everyday at work talk about games and what were gonna play
>start having some drinks and eventually hook up within the first month
>end of the job were not really dating but kinda
>get back to the city
>her lease is up on her apartment as is mine
>wanna just get a place and be room mates?
>s-sure
>been 4 years and been dating ever since
>still game pretty much every night together

Fuckin life mang. Fuckin life.

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

I know a girl who looks incredibly similar to this, but she's Chinese or Asiatic Islander I believe. She's cute, but it's probably something I would never pursue. I don't want a twig, want a fit girl desu.

>she doesn't exist

She should cosplay the Persona 5 Protagonist

>shes neither
>just fucking crazy

Fuck me for liking the dresses more than the girl. Girls in cute dresses are my biggest fetish.

Y-yes Mr. Shekelstien! Anything g-d's chosen!

>tfw she was cute
>tfw she asked me to go see a movie with her
>tfw I declined because I had plans with a guy friend instead
God fucking dammit.

>tfw work at shitburgerstan
>at least three female coworkers are constantly flirting with me
>I'm 27 and most of them are barely out of highschool, and I still firmly believe I shouldn't shit where I eat and am a total sub who enjoys crossdressing and femdom
Just fucking kill me please

Fat can be fixed. Ugly though, there's only so much modern medicine can do about ugly.

>you have a thing for any girl that looks like your first childhood tomboy friend

>stuttering
No thank you.

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>you will never be a cute girl in a cute dress
Why even live?

>Girls in cute dresses are my biggest fetish.

If you don't know, then they don't like you. Don't confuse your own wishful thinking with a woman being "subtle"

>you have a thing for any girl that looks in your general direction

> A girl liked you
> You fucked it up though
Classic me!

>ywn have a girl feel nervous and spill her spaghetti because she likes you

Fuck you

I wouldn't know what to do or how to fucking deal with that

doing god's work my fellow shitposter

youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIio

Enter: Pants!

>play vidya with girl
>Literally more than twice my age
>Chill af, technically competent
>Catch feelings
>work up confidence to say something
>she's married with 3 kids

All those stories about meeting people online... guess it's not for me. It's never for me.

>tfe she's cute
>her previous bad experiences means she's uncomfortable being in a relationship
>said bad experiences were caused by a guy I'm decent friends with

Just kill me, I'm going to die alone anyways

>she's too skinny for your 6x6 pickle
user, lemme tell you, fat girls are good for quite a few things besides making you feel better about yourself