Do you boys even game bro?

Do you boys even game bro?

we gay thanks bye.

why the fuck do you think its called a Game Boy you dumb whore?

thats a dude, dude

yes I do

No one can fight back the darkness.

Ok , this board really is gay.

Romans and video games lol.

Controllers are dirty as fuck why would anyone not insane be licking them and shit

Who is this semon demon?

i wash mine

Obligatory

AYY

Your uncle

Still true though, and I bet most normalfags and special snowflake wannabes used shared controllers.

>can't be friends with a dude without them falling in love with you

If I become a girl can I play games and attentionwhore for moneys?

>the nigger and slut are actually biting the screen

yes

Hahaha funny picture bro XD! +1 like

back to facebook with you degenerate

Are you that hot and nice user?
whats the problem

Lolololool

No

>she hung out with losers that didnt know how to interact with people
>she thinks this is how all men think
>implying shes not a he

>implying shes not a he

Only you did that.

what pray tell did I do exactly?

what do you think they want from you?

it's either we fuck, or you charm me with your great personality and wit... oh wait

implied that he is a female

after double checking the original post I see what ya mean.... oh fuck i rused myself

>being a germaphobe
>2016

Fag.

Do you have a dick, OP?

I am, but I only lick figuratively dirty things user.

gosh i love cock please yes

>Slut
Fuck off you fucking sexist

>ask girl out
>she tells me she wants to be friends and doesn't want to lose me
>fine
>she still acts flirty with me to the point that other people comment on how good we look together
>treats me like a surrogate boyfriend and acts pissy when I give her ultimatums
>forgets I exist as soon as she moves away
>cut all communication with her

nah fuck you. not letting your type have your cake and eat it ever again

>tfw a girl likes you

Just tell her your gay.

Tfw a boy who looks like a girl likes you

>Best friend only dates girls who are into vidya.
>Has led to mountains of crazy in the past.
>Starts dating new girl, she's kittens and rainbows and buttercups.
>Keep my distance from her while I wait for the crazy to kick in.
>Want to play fighting games, friends always do the usual "Hey sorry dude I gotta feed my goldfish" when I ask.
>Ask my best friend.
>"Hey I'm at work dude, why don't you ask my girlfriend?"
>Bite the bullet.
>"Hey sure! I'll jump online!!! :)"
>She's been my training buddy for a few months now.
>My girlfriend loves her, they've spent a weekend having a mini holiday together.

Has it happened? Has my friend broken the crazy curse?

...

>tfw she's a landwhale

>implying anyone actually wants to be friends with a woman and not get into her panties

>being a clingy beta while playing into her mind games

m8 once she says "just friends" walk away. She's only using you for attention.

Nah she'll snap at some point.

...

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.