I am literally shaking right now

I am literally shaking right now

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>EARLY NIGGER DELUXE EDITION

>yfw the time travel shit got leaked

Why's he wearing his jacket like my japanese animes

WHY A NIGGER, IT'S WW1

>THOSE FUCKING NIGGER LIPS
HORY SHIT

It's just dlc

AYOOOO HOL UP

>People get hyped over EA game
I don't understand.

>EARLY ENLISTER DELUXE EDITION
>Shows an image of a soldier who joined the war at its end.

I havent a problem with black characters, but this is absolutely not the place for that diversity shit, it overshadows the horror of WW1, trying to do SJW shit here is just disrespectful, sure there was an all black American unit and a female leader of a group of Ottomans, but thats not the fucking story of WW1, alot of people died and it was horrible, thats the story, we dont need to do this SJW shit here trying to overshadow everything.

The fact that youll be playing as a black american in a fucking WW1 game is just bizzare. Not even that hes black, but the US had such a minor presence in the war they could effectively be removed from the teams and it wouldnt make a difference in the grand events, I mean the US is in but the French arent? What the fuck is that shit, the French had the single biggest fighting force in the war and they arent a faction. I mad.

Hahaha! xD

Wait what's supposed to trigger me here? The early adopter deluxe edition or the forced diversity?

Elaborate?

WE WUZ WW1 SOLDIERS N SHIT

America is good, the evil German Empire is just plain evil. It was a war of good vs evil, France was just a minor player in the war.
This is what kids will be thinking after playing this game

we wuz soldiers n' shiiiiiiet

but dice said there is no such thing

>xD
Back to tumblr

ayo hol up

you's be sayin

we wuz SOILDER N' SHIIIIIIIIET!?

That better not be a fucking American on my ww1 game

Develipers/publishers still think that people wont buy a game unless Americans are in the game to play as. This is literally a thing that exists.

>spawn in on British Expeditionary Forces
>wait 60 seconds before the match starts with a ruddy faced sergeant from Manchester shouting about how we're finally going over the top
>xXpUSSysLAYErXx disconnects and his soulless character instantly develops shellshock and begins rocking back and forth on the floor until 4_2_0DankScopezZ connects and the shocked soldier is replaced with an ethnically appropriate bloke called Ranjeet whos come from the colonies to fight for His Majesty King George
>round begins
>have to press F repeatedly to climb up the muddy 8 foot tall bunker walls whilst the German side screams schnell repeatedly
>glimpse them running into their concrete bunkers as you struggle to pull yourself up
>we have only our feet as the tanks are shite
>artillery removed from spawn as no-one on our team has the DLC
>finally over the top but drop my satchel and my Tunnocks Tea Cake™ from pre-ordering, only way to heal as no medkits
>decide fuck it, my health now regens at a rate of 20p/s to keep the game flowing
>start running
>instantly gunned down by Maschinengewehr 08
>never cap the first point on Rush

I JUST FUCKING HATE BLACK PEOPLE OKAY
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY ACTUALLY DID FIGHT IN WW1 AND DID MORE FIGHTING THAN ANY OTHER US TROOP I JUST REALLY FUCKING HATE BLACK PEOPLE SO FUCKING MUCH

FUCK NIGGERS!!!!

Daily reminder that swedes are racist af and only chose that character because its a nigger and they think a race of niggers exists.

>war is horrible
let's be fair, this isn't what war games are about, no matter how many "horrors of war" quotes are stuffed in there. if it was, devs wouldn't be about trying to make them as fun as possible.

Nigger

SUBHUMAN NIGGER

Sauce or you are a liar.

I feel like I am the only person excited for this

those are some huge lips lol

ayo

hol up

firs you's be sayin' we wuz kangs n' shiiet

now

hol up

ayo

WE WUZ SOLDIERZ N' SHIIET TOOO!?

BIX NOOD MUFUGGA MUP DO DIDDA MELANIN MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD CRACKAS

That would be all Americans then.

Should I risk a ban on the day Overwatch releases to derail this thread with the ghost?

I'm not "excited" but cautiously optimistic.

I don't hate the battlefield games but EA definitely hasn't had a good track record as of late.

They did turn 4 into a competent game though.

>not understanding that his reaction is supposed to make fun of the comment he's replying to

How new are you kids and why haven't you fucked off yet?

Everyone else is pissy about the black protagonist. It's great

>it's disrespectful in a game where i can jump out of a plane to throw remote explosives on a helicopter to explode it

nigger

ayo we wuz trench monkeys and shiiet?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

How is the entire concept of trivializing WWI into a video game not offensive to you?

Do you get to fuck yuropoor wimmin in this? No buy if not

>two nignogs travel in time by accident while mugging a scientist
>WW1 is rewritten as a conflict between Bloods and Crips
>Europeans end like thugs fighting a gang war in mainland Europe
>drugs, bitches and blingy tanks
>best game ever!

I want to experience war, not a social justice for black people and women. There is no way they can get around doing this unless they completely ignore the racism/sexism that was put towards those particular squadrons. I dont want to play a game about that shit, I want to play a game about the war, war is fun.

we takin' yo games

we takin' yo wimmenz

we takin' yo gubment

bow down crackas

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>tfw its not a WW2 shooter
>no good recent WW2 shooters
Just kill me now, I miss my M1 Garand.

>2016
>Still afraid of black people
White people never cease to amuse me.

>artillery removed from spawn as no-one on our team has the DLC
Lost it at this point

you will never accurately emulate war unless you can give PTSD and permanent injures to the players

it doesn't matter how realistic graphics the engine can give or how many niggers you can put as players, it won't be possible

war is not a game

You're having a seizure faggot.

is it just salty whites in here?
save your niggerposting until after E3 when we find out just how sjw it is.
you make it seem like you wont have the best of times shooting black people with your tasty bolt action rifles

What's this about?

>Spotted the black person

>blacks don't rape, kill, and steal in huge disproportion to the slice of the population they actually compose in the US alone

>africa is a nice place

lol user

>but this is absolutely not the place for that diversity shit, it overshadows the horror of WW1, trying to do SJW shit here is just disrespectful, sure there was an all black American unit and a female leader of a group of Ottomans
>sure there was an all black American unit and a female leader of a group of Ottomans
HOW IS IT DIVERSITY SHIT IF IT'S ACCURATE? ffs Stormfags are irritating but atleast they have enough of a spine to go full retard instead of pretending they aren't racist.

You're saying this now, but in about 200 years when white people are wiped out and the chinese empire rises again. Everything outside the chinese empire will by a dystopia. Really, only a handful of black people are actually productive in society.

>EA will probably fuck it up by making shooting people a priority
youtube.com/watch?v=EIGIBJeRfnQ

I will always be afraid of black people. If I see 2 or more black guys walking together I go to the opposite side of the street right away.

Finally, someone sane who appreciates videogames. Never change.

WE

WUZ

>let's focus on the conquests of the Ethiopian Empire
>but instead of Ethiopians, let's make the story revolve around one of the Japanese Daimyos
It's accurate, but it sure as fuck is pushing a far-left agenda.

^ no

what state are you from?
im just assuming you're american.

KINGZ

BLACK PEOPLE EXISTING IN MY VIDEO GAME!?

ESS JAY DUBYAAAAAAAAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Really, only a handful of black people are actually productive in society.

And that axiom applies to white people as well as every other race or group of peoples on the planet.

>not being afraid of blacks

I'd rather not get beaten up just because I'm white.

post proof

Illinois

>but it sure as fuck is pushing a far-left agenda.
It's telling a story from the prospective of something that was part of a story. You don't like the perspective because you're a racist so you're claiming it's a conspiracy to push an agenda so you're not at fault for disliking a game for such a shallow and moronic reason.

Post proof that only a handful out of every group of people are particularly noteworthy and contribute anything significant to their society? Do you live in the real world?

Are you doing anything productive right now?

Unless they completely ignore the racism of the era then theres no way around the SJW shit m8. Also;
>battlefield
>singleplayer
Who gives a fuck.

Also touching on the singleplayer. They couldve done a game around the Gurkhas. Why didnt they do that. Thats WW1 commandos, it wouldve been perfect for an action story.

Detroit
Africa
Any other country with a majority of black people living in.

Your turn

Sup Forumsfags divorced themselves from reality a long time ago.

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Nah, I hate the game because it's EA, and I will never buy another EA game until they release Bullfrog and Pandemic from their tombs and let their shambles walk freely with all their IPs given ownership to them. The racebaiting SJW bullshit is just convenient to get more people on the EA hate train, mainly the people that buy EA's shit because 'muh battlefield' and 'but it's FUN', the usual console FPS players.

For example, why wouldn't EA choose the battle of Passchendaele, Ypres, the Somme, or Verdun? Hell, do you even know what any of those are? Instead, the swedish development team (lol) decides to focus on the adventures of black americans.

Why can whites accept any number of outrageous scenarios in video games up until "black or female or both" main character?

Read your own argument you fucking moron. You're starting red herrings because you got stumped in your own court and are desperate to move it into another.

>Really, only a handful of people are actually productive in society.

READ. You're not productive to society, as well as 90% of the other whites on this website.

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>places with economies trashed by a handful business men in times where there were barely any black businessmen while the vast majority were powerless to stop them is proof that only a handful of people are useful only applies to blacks
holy shit you're actually retarded

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Counterpoint city: Ferguson.

Me on the right.

Are you retarded?

Does Detroit look like heaven to you?

You are literally shilling right now

>The racebaiting SJW bullshit
Oh, there's that excuse again. I don't buy EA games. I also don't racistly complain about da ebil ess jay dubyas who dare imply black people exist in a historical setting where they actually existed.

It's not a left wing conspiracy, it's a personal problem. You're personally retarded.

Lots of poltards in this shitty thread.

The fate of all who relax around blacks

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Is that the same black guy? This one looks like dmx

>Africa
>swarming with docile animals
Yeah the hippo, African buffalo, rhino, elephants and giraffe are just perfect target for domestication. It's not like all like these animals are known to tell lions to fuck off

black people beat germany in ww1 and then they invented hip hop

>he doesn't know of a single battle I listed
top kek, if you want me to read your post, at least answer my question. Here, I'll do an easier question: What games did Bullfrog and Pandemic make? Can you at least answer that question?

And I already said, whatever is convenient for me to get people to hate EA, I will use. Just like how it's convenient for you to get paid by responding to me.

The reason why they were "trashed by a handful of business men" and never recover is because the majority of the black race are incompetent.

What are you even on about?

This.

It took them a while to un-botch it, but now it's a fun game.

...Okay...And that proves? Oh wait, you're an asshurt Sup Forumsfag and you thought posting nonsensical Sup Forums propaganda would hurt me even if it makes no sense in the context posted because you're too divorced from reality to realize how retarded that would look?

lol I can imagine you sitting back in you chair and going
>HA TAKE THAT TUMBLR!