>Mercy: 37 and unmarried
>Widowmaker: 33 and widow
>Pharah: 32 and unmarried
>Mei: 31 and unmarried
>Zarya: 28 and unmarried
>Tracer: 26 and unmarried
Zarya(fighting a war), Widowmaker and Tracer(time AIDS) not being in a relationship makes sense. But what's the deal with the rest of these hags in Overwatch not having a special someone?
It's the 21st century, bitches don't need to be married.
Mercy is married to medical science.
>D.Va: 19 and unmarried
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
Mercy is female Mengele, Mei is the sheriff, and Pharah is my waifu
They are all pure maidens.
Married waifus are shit. Blizzard knows this.
Are you married OP?
>cum in Tracer
>she warps back to before you did
100% safe
No
>complain when heroine is in a relationship
>complain when a heroine is not in a relationship
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT
It's the death of the west. Didn't you see the trailer? ROBOT WAR NOW
>Current year
>Getting married
>Wishing marriage upon anyone
Where does it say Widowmaker is a widow?
Pharah is married to JUSTICE
user please...
Pharah and Mercy are in a relationship, though.
>widowmaker
>widow
thats not what it means user, she creates widows by killing men
Mercy spent most of her time figuring out her immortal stick. Pharah was in a war. Mei was in the middle of the artic. D.VA is busy getting pounded by her manager/producer every night.
I want the ships to sink.
Unmarried means more sales in the weeb community, because then they can waifu the characters.
She's a widowmaker, not a widow.
she kills married men,
She literally killed her husband user
>he didn't read the backstories
It's canon until the videos prove otherwise.
Widowmaker is literally a widow. How do people not know this?
where is the proof?
What the fuck is a backstory?
Reading is hard.
She literally killed her own husband.
She made herself a widow
Dumbasses, she's called Widowmaker because she makes widow spiders.
Shes called Widowmaker because she made herself a widow dingus, aka she killed her own husband
Oh, I'd make her a "widow", if you know what I mean.
Zarya is married to ME!!
She killed her own husband.
No one could stand dealing with Mercy for more than 10 seconds.
Annoying cunt.
>no attractive 26 yo faggot to play as
Blizzard drops the ball again
>6 legs
>spider
weakest tier bait there is
window* spiders.
good point,
strong independent woman who don't need no man
and so that shippers and fappers could promote the characters further
not that marriage would have stopped the worst fetishists
or that lack of it will anyway
>Diversity
Where's my black african demi bi sexual obese high functioning autistic mtf feminist character
>What the fuck is a backstory?
The story of her back
Why not both?
Are you clinically fucking retarded? I think you are.
End your life senpai, you are too dumb to go on living.
oh, like her back plot?
it has it's own story?
how much story can one ass have?
Reaper
Forgot paraplegic
...
I'm feeling generous and this thread is funny
Get trips
You'll get origins edition right nkw
Mei was cryogenically frozen for several years so it makes sense for her.
Mercy and Pharah are probably too obsessed with their work
She's the windowmaker because she makes windows through people's skulls.
minorities are the first victims of crisis
the omnics were agents of intelligent selection
Mercy is in a (secret) relationship with Genji
But Tracer is not virgin.
unlikely
how would you know who to give it to?
plot is in front, backstory is behind
Robo-Jesus, are you retarded?
DLET THIS
Who would even want to marry someone with a disease called chronal disassociation"?
that's why I called it a back plot.
Reply to me
That is all
>brown loli from the 76 short
>unmarried
We need to fix this asap
I'm sure Zarya can't unless she wants to end up kicked out of the army and sent to jail for being the literal biggest lesbian in Russia.
NEVER EVER GONG TO BE UR WAIFU
>giving the waifus husbands
Blizzard know their audience better than to do such a thing.
I would.
Who would anons marry?
Id go mercy. Tracer if she wasnt always yelling
Who would want to marry you, someone with a disease called "moderate down syndrome"?
fucking right, bitch doesn't even know when she is
Mei because I like cake.
>Not posting the superior version
She's not even that attractive. Where's my Viking lass with giants teats and double plaits?
Help me anons at first I wasn't a fan of Tracer but after watching all the little shorts and playing her in game she's starting to be one of my favorites with D.VA
> thats how a penis works
I swear artists are retarded
>Reinhardt 61 and unmarried
Is he literally a NEET?
boobs are fake asses, not the other way around, at best you should have called it plotback.
Tracer.
She'd get along real well with Reinhart who is also married to JUSTICE
no, just smart.
>you'll never be a catgirl with a catgirl
I'd love me some reasons. There's none.
Pharah
No-man having ass bitches
cheers luv the cavalry's here
Zarya being a lesbian would be a slap in the face to all the tumblr and pro LGBT people.
It would be sad but hilarious at the same time.
>Mei isn't a robot
>China Zarya obvious dyke because of tumblr hair and muh body
holy shit! that actually makes some sense
Shitskin lover
Go poo in the loo
Backstory, dummy.
>Waifufags actually believe this
Mercy rides the dwarf cock. Pharah gets CLANKED by Zenyatta.
women finally realised that men are human garbage
>What the fuck is a backstory?
Big Gorilla Cock
you're going to marry her and then kill yourself?
She is married to Starcraft and cheats on it with her mech.
tits or gtfo
At least you have some canon evidence for Mercy and Swedish Dwarf Man
But where is Pharah and Zenyatte from?
Agreed
>If a coalition of the worlds forces banded together, the members would be all Aryan ubermensch
Symmetra is literally canon autistic
noty
no edit of "time for hot monkey dick" with Winston
com'on people this shit practically makes itself.
I want to piss on Tracer's face.
> that mercy halloween costume
HHHNNNHGGGGGGGG