Dmc5 is totally happening you guys

>dmc5 is totally happening you guys
>this franchise is still alive you guys
Dmcucks BTFO

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I don't fucking believe it bros...how could Capcom betray us again? We gamers joined forces to tell them to take their reboot and shove it up their butt...how could they do this to us?! They should have filled our dark souls with LIGHT!

Should have known better than to expect anything good from Capcom

I can't believe it bro
Capcom took our hearts and played with it...we believed in them like we believe Uncle Dante can beat the evil SJW character Bayonetta...but just like Uncle Dante himself our hopes were slain.

Maybe in another day...in another life...we can find redemption...;__;

m8 please. My heart just can't deal with it.

>a fucking pachinko machine

MAKE IT STOP.

Finally me buying dmc4 SE was really worth it

Thanks, Basedcom

FUCK JAPS AND THERE PACHINKO MACHINES

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>this is canonically dante's fate now
so where are all those dantefags who shitposted in every bayo thread after autism battle came out? time to eat your own salty medicine :^)

What the fuck is up with Japan and pachinko machines now

Please don't bully the DMC fans, they've had a rough time.

I don't even understand pachinko, I played it in Yakuza 5 and just saw a bunch of balls falling while blowing some air, I thought it was like pinball or something but then a bunch of shit started appearing on screen.

There are no fucking words to describe the hatred that is filling my entire being right now. Fuck Capcom. Fuck them so god damn fucking hard.

>they get way more money from this than reselling the same game 4 times

sucks doesn't it?

>japs are better than the West they said

fuck

aw poor babies. i'm so sorry you had to suffer.

nah just kidding, eat shit. you deserve this for your garbage taste.

Whose this spunk trunk

I'm not even a DMC fan, I just know what it's like to get shafted & left in the dust.

I don't even know how to react to this kind of bullshit anymore, so I'm just laughing like a retard.

Isn't Sega losing money from this shit? Why do people still fall for the pachinko meme?

They should have just quit when the reboot happened and Capcom proved they don't give a fuck. But like REfags and SFfags they keep sucking on Capcom's corporate cock.
>Trusting neo Capcom
>Ever

old news

A chick from Lupin the 3rd

>implying

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>Deapdool
>Just had a massively successful movie
>Fagte
>Stuck in Project Weeb Zone with the other literally whos

stay in your lane, faggot.

>Hello darkness my old friend

Apparently japs love them gambling simulators, like all these stupid gashapon games they have on phones and shit. Hell, even their MMOs (like Phantasy Star Online 2) are gashapon shit.
Then again, gambling is popular anywhere, companies just change how to introduce it to other people based on cultural aspects.

>Expecting anything good from Capcom that isn't MH

But what's wrong with it? Arc system also made Guilty Gear Vastedge then released Xrd, just because they made a pachinko game doesn't mean it will stay like that forever.

>picking an older video than Dante vs Bayonetta because your asspain is just that intense.

Does it still hurt user?

Doesn't hurt at all, my series is still relevant and kept going even after it sold out to pachinkoshit :^)

There's a few places that eased up restrictions on them so they're "technically" not gambling even though you treat the entire thing like a gambling machine.

>Go into place
>Empty out pockets playing games that are proven to have a less-than-1 success rate
>But, theoretically, if you're 'good' and 'lucky' enough, you can totally make bank from this I swear
>Go home and explain why you dumped your paycheck on this shit

Also it's not even legal in all of Japan. So companies like Konami are sealing their own fate thinking that these things will take them anywhere.

>Bayonetta
>Still relevant
>Implying a third game will EVER get made

It died with the Wii-U.

>Implying those SHIT sales figures on bayo2 mean anything other than memeonetta being done

I can't wait for videogames to die so I can be released from this shit

I can enjoy playing Bayo in new games, that's more than you faggots can say for your edgy husbando.

Again, stain your lane, boys. Grown ups are talking.

Welcome to the club, enjoy your stay
it's not enjoyable at all

>NEW CUTSCENES
>NEW CONTENT
>NEW DIALOGUE
>HIRED OLD VA'S TO REPRISE THEIR ROLES
>NEW CUTSCENES WITH BADASS MOTION CAPTURE

FOR
A
NEW
PACHINKO
GAME

Holy shit my sides are in orbit

Flavor of the last few years. Japanese companies think they're the 'new frontier' because they're short-sighted and stupid. Like SNK, they'll come crawling back to video games once they realize that there's no real future in investing their hopes and dreams in an arcade machine that can't be sold outside of a few places in Japan.

No, you're right.

The goal of Pachinko is to get the balls into the holes or areas that the game designates, sometimes the holes change, and the areas move frequently depending where in the 'story' you are (Yes, these things have a story. And combo number dictates where in the story you are. So you'll be watching this story, miss a combo, and whoops! Back to the start! Better watch this cutscene again)

That's it, that's the entire goal. You 'win' balls by hitting successive combos, which lets you continue playing. Or you can cash out and collect your 'winnings' (This is almost always a scam on real machines because they have a success rate less than 100%. On average, there are no winnings for the vast majority of players).

And that's it. It's a big lame arcade machine where you put balls into holes and then watch the funny thing that happens on screen. It's a fad in Japan now because the machines are getting flashier and flashier.

Enjoy your repetitive forced climax segments and floaty jumps friendo.

The best part is that DMC games are such shit that the pachinko machine will be roughly the same quality.

Enjoy your...oh wait, you don't have anything.
L
M
A
O

>CAPCOM going the konami route

>Black man = Capcom
>Chick = Kamiya and his shattered dreams for femDMC

>Black man = Bayobros and Kamiya
>Chick = DMCucks and Crapcum

Shouldn't you be gambling your life savings away on a flashing arcade toy?

>Johnny Yong Bosch and Reuben Langdon took a picture of themselves in motion capture gear
>it was for a fucking pachinko machine

>Capcom going down the shitter
>Mega Man is dead
>SFV is a flop
>DMC pachinko

>SNK hired a bunch of legacy staff from the golden years
>new focus on actually making games "WE WANT TO BE #1 IN GAMES" is an actual quote
>quit the Pachinko business forever
>KoFXIV looking like one of the stronger entries into the series

Hail to the king!

Pachinko shit is how you know a series is good and well dead. The same thing happened to Silent Hill after Downpour fell flat.

It is a stupidly huge industry in Japan.

At this point I'm glad. You people acted like whiny little shits when DmC came out and don't deserve anything better than pachinko.

DmC was even worse than normal DMC which I didn't think was possible, but I agree.
>Dmcucks actually sent DEATH THREATS because of Dante's fucking hair
KEK

>Pachinko shit is how you know a series is good and well dead
Not necessarily. Ace Attorney is still alive

Kill yourself, Tameem.

Oh shit

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SNK realized something important: There is no future in Pachinko.

>It is a stupidly huge industry in Japan.
Technically it's small in scale, but the people who dump money into it are numerous. It's the new dad-game for businessmen who want to pretend that they're in control of their money.

In about a year we will have another thread just like this for MGS6.

As hurt as I am they made a fucking slot machine before an actual DMC5, that looks like the hypest slot machine on the planet. Would waste $5 on drunk in Vegas/10

It's not a slot machine, though. It's a Pachinko machine.

Picture a slot machine that's even more of a scam.

It's a skinner box for humans.

>TYOOL 2016
>still having faith in Capcom as a game developer

The "game" is pretty much just video that plays while you gamble your savings away, isn't it? I highly doubt anybody working on an actual DMC would be working on this. If anything this just proves Capcom still has faith in the brand.

like silent hill amirite?

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Hold the fuck up
Wasn't Itsuno supposed to be working on another game?
If it isn't DMC5, couldn't it be Dragon's Dogma 2?

>it's okay when it's dmc

Yes.
> I highly doubt anybody working on an actual DMC would be working on this.
Don't be surprised if they are. Japanese Studios are turning entire development divisions into pachinko teams because they think "video game" is the same as "video arcade game".

>Dragon's Dogma 2
Dragon Dogma Online is still alive user

>Wasn't Itsuno supposed to be working on another game?
Yes, but this could be the game they're talking about.

'Game' could refer to this or a AAA huge-budget release.

>Have to use a VPN and a fan translation to play it
How about a game that's actually supported in the west?

at this point idek what I want more

>Capcom will leave the gaming industry in your lifetime

It's for the best. We don't need their jewness.

Silent Hill was fucked by the games themselves, they kept selling poorly despite pandering to dumb people (because the games were total shit but executives aren't gonna understand that).

It's strongly rumored that Capcom corporate hated DmC and were displeased with it creatively and financially.

I just want them to make a monster hunter for PC/PS4/Xbone

>Strongly rumored
Source, your ass

So is there an autistic guy who hates DMC enough to shitpost it, or is this part of the shitty forced Dante vs Bayo fanbase war

That would also be acceptable
I wonder how much money nintendo pays them to keep it on their platforms, or whether the game is genuinely so low budget that they can't afford to port it other platforms

>executives aren't gonna understand that

Is there a reason other than shareholder confidence why executives aren't willing to admit a game flopped because it was bad?

>not always expecting pachinko

dumb niggas

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PC/X1 isn't happening for a mainline title, but 5 may go to NX or PS4.

We get it, you're salty as fuck that Dante beat Bayo in some stupid death battle.

I'm already swimming in your tears, don't try to drown me in them.

Well by this logic I guess you're salty that Deadpool killed the shit out of Fagte and decapitated his bitch ass. Or does that suddenly not count?

2/10, you could do better.

>not hot fries
you fucked up

>Japanese gaming industy will die in your lifetime

I don't even watch them, I just know he won one, and then lost to Deadpool or something.

Either way I don't keep track of it, but seeing as you posted their videos twice, I assume that means something to you.

They're fictional characters user, don't take it so seriously.

There's an autistic guy who hates DMC and Bayo enough to try and start a fanbase war.

His name is Quentin.

Now let's wait for him to tell us all about Ninja Gaiden Black, now that he's here.

Yeah, vidya is over. I'm done. Should just kill myself already.

It is under development. Itsuno tweeted that he had a new project but couldn't give any details yet.
Prior to that he had been tweeting a lot of DMC shit.

>implying it isn't DMC5

Wait for E3 user.

how far away is e3
how far away is tgs

damn that's fuckin brutal

He lost to Deadpool by vote before the Bayo one, they're two different series. They did do an alternate ending though.

I'll fucking lick the shit out of you if you post something this retarded again. FUCK OFF!

19 days for E3.

Crazily enough Reuben Langdon is actually on their promo site, I think just as a random convention goer that they took a picture of.

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Looks and, more importantly, sounds cringy as shit to me. Fucking lights, explosions, and loud noises as if you win $1m every 2 seconds.

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>Capcom decides to go ahead with DMC5 after the success of 4SE compared to DmCSE
>also decides to make a pachinko machine to ride the franchise's coattails while its hot
>invites JYB and Langdon over to Japan to mocap for 5
>has them do mocap for DMC pachinko while they're there because pachinko machines are a dime a dozen and need every selling point they can get
I am choosing to believe this until at least TGS. Then I can let go.

Well, there was a DMC3 slot machine too.

>mocap
>for a fucking pachinko machine

oh man

And also the original DMC4 pachinko. This is the second.