JUST

JUST

FUCK

START!

Let me in battle.net

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OnlyLog!

I'm just waiting for this to be Diablo 3 all over again.

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

STANDARD BLIZZDRONE LAUNCH
STANDARD BLIZZDRONE LAUNCH
STANDARD BLIZZDRONE LAUNCH

OVERWATCH IS KILL.

NO

I'm just here for the rage tears when no one can connect because Blizzard always has clusterfuck launches

i swear to god i will end it all

>BLIZZKEKS GOT NTR'D YET AGAIN

EVERY

S
I
N
G
L
E

TIME

expected launch desu

Fucking D3 all over again..

thanks for the 40 dollars goy

come on already

Overwatch daed on arrival. The superior game is waiting

CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING IN MY MY CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING

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its over battleborn won

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>battleborn
pls die

gearbox pls go

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>bragging about how many players they had in the beta
>not preparing for that many players to log in at launch
???????

wtf i hate blizzard now!

start please or ill fucking call isis

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CANT LOG IN

HELP I CANNOT GET IN

Fucking hellllllll

>that sound it makes that gives you hope

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Every fucking time

>Console

Die.

40 bucks down the drain

So it's the beta all over again.

Fuuuuu

That false swoosh. Mother fucker.

guys im gonna chop my balls off and sell them on ebay

It has to be high noon somewhere in the world

i cant even buy the game

The alternative to waiting for B.net to open up is not playing a worse game.

The alternative is masturbating.

Welp time to cancel my order

THIS
I WAS LIKE FUCK YEAH < WTF BLIZZARD

Who comfortably waiting till tomorrow to play while everyone panics?

THANKS TRUMP

Just wait one day.

I'm in! Finally! No getting in a game though

Fuck this! They can't even respect their launch times? Pre-order cancelled

My life is a fucking joke I can't take it all anymore this shit is too much and it's time to end my suffering

There was a queue for digitally buying the game before the launch hour approached. The store has been getting hammered since this morning.

You must've waited until just now to try and buy it.

BLIZZARD IS DONE

Who is /in/?

WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME THIS GAME WOULD BE A FLOP Sup Forums
WHY DIDN'T YOU REMIND ME THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME BLIZZARD RELEASES A NEW GAME
THIS IS
ALL
YOUR
FAULT

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IM IN IM IN IM IN

-ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

I expected this shit but I'm still mad

CHEERS LOVE

>console
>fps
NYS

every_blizzard_game_on_release.jpg

Fuck 'em, every single fucking time

>be yuropoor
>find an american community
>its 1AM i got lectures tomorrow but they are super hyped cuz 6 pm
>nobody can log in
>i can sleep in peace knowing I didn't miss shit

im gonna kill my family if i dont get in

we'll see how comfortable you are in 30 minutes when everyone but you will be playing motherfucker

IVE ALREADY WAITED TWO WEEKS
DONT MAKE ME WAIT A MINUTE MORE YOU FUCKS

slow down guys

>have shit to do this week
>was planning on getting my Overwatch fix in tonight so I could get work done tomorrow

Blizz I have a problem why are you doing this to me

How the fuck did Dark Souls 3, a game series notorious for having the shittiest possible servers, have a better launch then this.

I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE

>hear WOOOSH
>tab back in
>still retrying

#OVERWATCHING

I let out a gasp of hope every time

>works for me :^)

I'd jerk off in the meantime but the SSRI's have broken my dick

Well, we all expected this to happen, right?

Can anyone else log into Battlenet from the overwatch app?

Has Bliz ever released a game where there wasn't a problem on launch?

Lies

ME TOO

wish you were here

IM GONNA FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE

stillborn

LAUNCH THE DAMN SERVERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is why people shoot up schools

HE FELL FOR THE Sup Forums MEME

Wow this is unacceptable, I just refunded and now I'm #Battleborn

Starcraft Broodwar :^)

I mean, we all expected this, right?

>game is even more of a success than expected
>trying to act superior to feel good about yourself
yhea fuck blizzard and their success

I'm glad I'm at work for a couple of hours. I bet by the time I get home it'll all be hunky dory

I'm now #AnalTornForBattleborn

yes.
but we can hope dammit.

the beta worked so smoothly though....

someone probably fucked up and spilled coffee on the servers

why didnt you listen...

Yes but it begs the question HOW IS THIS OKAY

Years ago this wouldn't have happened to be quite honest with you family.

that feeling when your anal popsicle melts prematurely and you need to blowdry your anus

You think you want to play Overwatch, but you don't.

kek they should be glad they're not on steam or they'd be flooded with with 90% COULDN'T CONNECT FOR 10 MINUTES GAME IS SHIT DO NOT BUY reviews

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IM GONNNA FUCKING STABB BLIZZARDD