Choose wisely Sup Forums

Choose wisely Sup Forums

You must all come to a unanimous decision, but be warned. there will be no take backs.

cat
always the cat

MYSTERY BOX

OPEN THE BOX

Cat

Do I have to feed the cat, or is it a talking cat that can take care of itself and is just a cool fluff-bro?

If fluff-bro, cat.

If normal cat, still cat.

Mystery box, because your other options are boring.

I have a cat. It's annoying, pukes, meows loudly at random times of the day/night.

I can afford vidya.

I'll take my chances with the mystery box. Win or lose, it still has a better chance of being something worthwhile compared to the other two.

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Kitty

GIVE ME THE BOX

gimme that mystery box

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I'll take the box. It could be anything - it could even be vidya, and I know how much Sup Forums loves vidya

catbox

This is fucking stupid now, you've ruined this. I bet you make cute little unboxing threads with silly scenarios as well. "That isn't what I ordered teehee!"

Kill yourself.

B O X
O
X

Mystery box.

I mean it could be anything, even a video game, or even A CAT

DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME YOU STUPID WHORESON CUNTFACE COCKSUCKER
GIMME THE FUCKING BOX

Hey catfags, there could be a cat in the box

BOX

Fuck cat, open box.

I miss my cat.

cat

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noooooooooooooooooo cat

FUCKING OPEN IT

YES
Hurry up you fuck

OPEN BOX

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Nobody gives a fuck about the imaginary cat they'll never get, now open the damn box and show use the imaginary surprise we'll never get.

thats mean

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU

Eh, couldn't have been sure if it was alive or dead whilst it was in the box.

the box, THE BOX!

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OPEN CAT

WHATS IN THE CAT!?

random vidya

i hope it's dave mirra's freestyle bmx 2 or billy hatcher and the giant egg

DO YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAF YOU MISCEGENATED SHITMONGER FARTHUFFING FAGGOT

OPEN

THE

FUCKING

Oh nvm

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lmao I'll feed it to my birb

Open the cat, faggot.

OPEN THAT CAT

No
needs to be Battleborn.

OPEN THE FUCKING CAT

Now open the case.

I need to be sure.

This thread sucks

OPEN VIDEO GAME

Inside the case is a live cat.

WHATS IN THE FUCKING VIDYA!

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OPEN IT

THERE BETTER BE A LIVE CAT IN THERE!

You know what, I'm not gonna tempt faith.

I'm just gonna take the box and leave.

OPEN THAT BOX

mystery box. I can afford any game and I don't want to have to take care of a cat.

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HIT THE LEVER

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can we open this cat

PET KITTY

OPEN THE FUCKING CAT

HIT THE LEVER

The head screws off, I've done it before.

NO

OPEN THE CAT

I can't think of a single video game i want that i don't already have. I don't need a cat and cleanup/food costs are not pleasant. The mystery box might be neat.

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inside the cat it's a UNIX system!

PUT THE CAT BACK IN THE MYSTERY BOX AND CLOSE IT AGAIN

THEN OPEN IT AGAIN

FUCKING HIT THE LEVER

Alright so ram a hand up its ass to find the goodies.

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HIT LEVER

PET CAT

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ANTICIPATING
ALL THE
FUCKeD UP
FEELINGS AgAIN

OPEN IT

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cat

FEED CAT

fuck forgot pic

just hit the fucking lever already

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This

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PUNCH THE CAT

OPEN
THE CAT
STOP
HAVING IT BE CLOSED

CUDDLE WITH THE CAT

honk with the cat

SECONDED

TOUCH THE CAT
DO IT NYAOW

THIS OH GOD THIS

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who gives a fuck just hit the lever

What happens if we open that?

OPEN
THE
UNIVERSE

you asked for this

My god