Forced to use maces because they give the best dps even tho they look like ass

>forced to use maces because they give the best dps even tho they look like ass
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>game has maces and axes
>swords are still better by far so theres no point

This is now an Overwatch thread.

Favorite Heros? Skins? Strategies?

>Favorite Heros? Skins? Strategies?
>can't play or get Overwatch

You can do anything if you set your mind to it, user.

>maces
>look like ass
Pick one.

maces are fuckin trash you primitive brute
>kill yourself
pick one

>maces
>looking bad

This is how you spot plebs

I'm just here to post sexy maces

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Dost thou seeketh a head cracking, heathen?

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>want to play as a cool armor-smashing mace user
>game only lets you use slow as fuck giant warhammers

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What game? I know that axes have the most DPS in Skyrim.

In Oblivion, maces were good for stealth kills, since they had the highest burst damage when combined with the x6 sneak bonus.

In all the Souls games, swords are better than axes by far. Maces are okay against enemies weak to blunt.

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Jesus Christ these look boring. It's just a fucking stick holy shit.

I know exactly what you mean OP. Maces maybe GOAT weapons but they are so unfun to me, it's painful.

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>It's just a fucking stick holy shit.

Are you a woman?

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>using a mace when you can have one of these

Not OP but if I remember right, Mountain Blade.

I was maining a sword in my game but I dropped it in a siege battle. The nearest weapon I found was a mace and after I picked it up the game switched to easy mode

Fucking Skyrim
Doesnt help most waraxes look like ass

If you want to be like this why don't we just skip all of it and agree that poleaxes and halberds are the best?

>just nikaragua my tihuana
What did he mean by this?

Also axes looks like ass.
and swords.
and daggers.
and armor...

>swords cause bleeding
>axes cause wounds
>maces cause stun

>Over half the enemies in the game are stun immune, and most the ones that aren't have huge resistance to it.
>Bleed is ok. A few enemies are immune to it, but almost no bosses. Most resist it, but it can still add up over long fights.
>Wounds are amazing, as they reduce dodge and accuracy. Most enemies have resistance to them, but it hardly matters. Once you stack 20-30 on them, they can't do anything. Trivializes almost every fight in the game, including bosses. Enemies that are immune to them can be counted on a single hand.

>There's also daggers, but they're just shitter swords so there's zero reason to use them.

Impractical novelty weapon created for getting around a shield and nothing else.

>Enemy has a spear
>You die
>Flail gets caught on something and you get disarmed
>You die

>what if we made a sword that is also a spear

>Implying you can thrust effectively with that broad blunt point

yes I am a cute asian girl

pic related is me, am I pretty user? :3

Also very easy to kill yourself with it.

Hilarious that the tool the weapon is based off, the pole flail originally designed to destroy weeds, is better and less dangerous to is.

PLEASE BE LONDOR

A fucking stick? How do you use a stick while you fuck? You poke it in the anus?

i'd hit that with

>mfw

aw, no i'm not, sorry user

that's a shame, i wish i had bf who played video games. do you like video games user
here's a pic of me and my friend from our lan party. she's so much prettier than me :(

aw that's funny

Zweihanders were originally used to break up pike formations. They were hardly good as weapons for killing people, too big and unwieldy.

She is. Give me her number and go away.

That's only half true but you're just a parrot anyway I don't even know why I'm responding.

maces are cute! CUTE!

I, too, enjoy using weapons I'm not trained with.

Different user here. Yes, a zweihander would probably be alright against a pike formation, but you're right that they weren't used that way historically.

What they were actually used for was urban fighting, as a bodyguard's weapon or for crowd control. Most of the treatises on large two-handed sword fighting have a lot to say about controlling the breadth of your swings and using its reach to keep multiple opponents at bay.

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