I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love her because 1. She is a bit of a narcissist like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear her complain about how fat she is or some s***. 2. She would not be like other girls where she would just want to go shopping or some unnecessary thing, she seems like she would play some vidya with you and laugh when you lose. and 3. Her soft body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for her to look at my dick, she would laugh at how small it is but still give a nice BJ. I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her, but we would probably adopt a child. She would be a pretty good mom too, keeping kids disciplined and under control. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Marie and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our honeymoon would go. Oh Marie, I wish you were real, you would complete me...
I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon...
do u mind
at least you have that amiibo you can cum on daily
I think that Callie is the best squid sister and Marie needs to cool down her attitude
Callie is the superior squidwife
And I mean this unironically. My heart starts racing at the sight of her, and I feel all tingly inside in a good way.
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Congratulations.
wow
She doesn't give me a boner... I don't even like tainting the thought of her with dirty imagery.
you have a mental illness OP
congratulations
Neat. So you gonna post some Marie, or? Also does this mean that the person always posting Ashley is going to have some competition?
No I don't. This doesn't affect my life.
There isn't many pictures of Marie that don't have that other.... thing... with her.
Best sister dressed as best brother!
I'm sorry OP, I pity you.
I could only imagine how painful it must be.
I thought this was a load of shit at first glance, but reading your post made me pretty sad. I hope you find some happiness in the future with a real person, best of luck
congrats on the waifu, really
The way she winks here just makes me feel like I can do anything
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Not the same user, but op, a mental disorder is defined as "any of a broad range of medical disorders that are marked primarily by sufficient disorganization of personality, mind, or emotions to impair normal psychological functioning and cause marked distress or disability and that are typically associated with a disruption in normal thinking, feeling, mood, behavior, interpersonal interactions, or daily functioning"
>daily functioning
Your post stated:
>"I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday"
>from morning to night every day
I'm not trying to mock you, but it looks as if you actually have a mental disorder. If this is a daily issue that constantly has you caught in complex emption, you may want to accept the fact you have a problem. I went through the same kind of phase years ago. It's hard to get past, best of luck friend.
That was kind of a hyperbole... I don't actually mean that often. She just makes me feel golden inside is all.
Seek medical help immediately
Well... just realize that life is too short to spend being sad about things you don't have. Enjoy what you do have, and work towards an attainable love interest. You'll make it there some day.
Again, best of luck.
OK. You have a waifu. Just like everyone else on this site. So what?
>people falling for pasta
I just wanted to get that off my chest
Well, goodnight Sup Forums. I'm going to bed. I hope I have the honeymoon dream again. And I will not let assholes like kick me down.