Be me

>be me
>patrolling the Mojave
>have bros with me taking out bandits and shit
>see a stranger in Brotherhood armor and a fuckng party hat running towards me
>takes out a weapon from behind him
>hes got some sort of nuke launcher aimed straight at my head
>doesn't make me comfortable but whatever
>talks to me
>figure I'll talk to him about the weather
>"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
>he talks to one of my comrades James
>"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
>god damn it James
>takes a few steps back and points it at all of us
>don't do anything during the nuke launch
>I fly through the air and smash into a building
>break my arms,legs, and neck
>stranger puts his mini nuke launcher back on his back
>seems like there's no sense in trying to fight back now even though he broke every bone in my body
>runs away and injects himself with various chems

Anybody else have similar problems?

you eyeballin me?

>be me
No

who are you quoting?

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

You asked for a nuclear winter, he was just tryin' to help.

Haha I see what you are doing OP. Very clever, I like it.

>Be me
>Take boat to fight the legendary Red Death
>My boat despawns
>Have to swim to the Island
>Kill the bugger
>Boat still hasn't spawned
>Can't fast travel because survival mode

Anyone else have similar problems?

What's the matter, huh? Can't stand the sight of your blood?

>be me
>make cancerous shitpost already made 100 times over
Anyone else have similar problems?

>be me
>Really old
>Retires in a house in a small village
>Hear rumours around the village in the morning that a guy got shot in the head and then got recovered by the robot
>comes by and goes into bar
3 minutes later
>the guy wants to talk to me
>he asks me for my dynamites
>he's shown capability to handle dynamites
>agree
>he gets them from Sunny Smiles
>mfw he never uses the dynamites
>mfw nobody actually uses the dynamites
>mfw the powder gangers are complete assfaggots and raid the town
>mfw I'm no longer important in the story because I no longer have any way to help in any quest

>be me
>win lottery
HELL NO I HAVE NO PROBLEMS
SMELL THAT AIR

>keeping watch over Mojave Outpost
>some guy suddenly shows up and kills everyone
>pulls out a ripper and cuts off my limbs and head
>dumps my body parts into the brahmin pen
>just stands there staring at me for 15 minutes, then disappears

>be me
>get soaked in radiation
>become a ghoul after excruciating mutations
>spend dozens of decades assembling fellow ghouls and parts for a rocket to leave this shithole of a planet
>human scientist thinks he's a ghoul when he isn't, agrees to help and push our rocket project into its final stages
>get stuck when nightkin move into basement
>guy in his underwear with a gunshot wound in his head kills half my old friends downstairs along with the nightkin
>underwear guy convinces our scientist to pour cereal in our rocket fuel mixture
>mfw our ship explodes upon takeoff

>yesterday
>birthday
>my birthday
>first thing in the morning is checking my phone
>my gf sent me an audio file to my phone
>play it
>its Legate
>he is wishing me a happy birthday from him and the Legion

should i marry her Sup Forums?

No, women are memes.

>see a stranger in Brotherhood armor
>don't become hostile and open fire
Fake and gay

>be me

...

Every playthrough

>be me