REVIEW THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED

REVIEW THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED.

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>Blazblue: CPE

Bretty gud, seems like they nerfed my main Jin a bit, but I can still do some damage.
I'm a bit miffed that they took out the BGM and voices in the gallery though.

>Mario's Picross
It's picross.

Divinity Original Sin

It's really good, kinda cheesy story and presentation. Having a lot of fun and many hours into it. I expected a kick starter funded game to be small scale but this game is huge, it's almost deceiving. Its polish, graphics, move sets, presentation, spell school, stat importance, variety its all AAA.

One aspect that it falters heavily on is the crafting.

Morrowind.


Playing it was hit or miss.

>Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin

It's alright, sometimes fun, but a lot of times it's pretty shit, especially in certain areas that feel like they weren't even play tested.

San Andreas

Following the train was easy as fuck, but this god damn dancing mini-game was not made very well and makes me not want to play anymore.

Persona 4 golden

trying to catch up this series before 5 come out

one word review

COMFY
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F
Y

overwatch

shit, refund/10

darksiders

10/10
feel free to disagree
you would be wrong

Rome 2 Total War.

It's dogshit.

>Uncharted 1
Bad shooter with jump puzzles

>Bulletstorm 8/10
Combat is wonderful, story is good but could be better. Wish there were more weapons. Graphics are great, but starting to look old. GFWL only takes a .dll to get around.

overwatch

its okay

>the OG Sonic Adventure

Gameplay and VA have aged horribly, but nostalgia goggles prevent me from not seeing it as a fun game. The graphics, oddly enough, look better in the original DC version.

Also it has the single best soundtrack of any Sonic game. Db8 me.

nu-doom
8/10
I really like the single player, but I want desperately for the multiplayer to be better.

Stellaris:

White Supremacists and Tumblrcunts arguing about the skin color of a minor faction in a video game that is broken and barely functional in which you can create angry insect people or sentient penguins.

Still managed to have a fun early game.

>reddit and memey

fuck off.

Literally the best Zelda game. Sucks they went under

i restarted this game like 30 times and haven't get very far. my classes combo never felt like.

now i decide to just fuck it and make Stealth/Dual Wielding wand guy and pure summon mage.

Yukkuri Diary

8/10 easys

>Paladins

Poor man's Overwatch but free. Makes visible progress though, seems JewRez are actually working on it.

>sperging over an unrelated pic instead of participating in the thread

fuck off.

A marathon through Kotor 1/Kotor 2.
Both have their ups and downs.
Kotor 1 is for those who want the classic Star Wars feel, Kotor 2 is for those who might be interested in seeing the shades of gray in the Star Wars Universe.
Kotor 2 has the better writing by a landslide though, and it's a shame a Restored Content Mod is needed to bring out what it was truly meant to be.
Overall:
Kotor: 7/10
TSL: 9/10

Combat's boring as shit though.

Doom

It's okay for a shooter. Fantastic graphics and looking for secrets / collectibles / challenges is actually a lot of fun. I still don't get why Sup Forums thinks this could be the GOTY. The fucking weapons feel like they have no impact at all on enemies.

Xcom 2

Ironman Commander, took me 20 canpaigns to reach end game but i think ill beat it now

Pocket Card Jockey.
You can play as either a female or male Jockey. There are female and male horses.
There is no LGBTQA+++ horses or jockeys.
0/10 Worse than Hitler.

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Tropico 5.
I'm having fun. Everything looks really nice and it's definitely better than Simcity 2013. The multiplayer is a pretty awesome addition too, they really need some kind of breakdown of its rules though. Me and a friend were in the cold war before we realised we could share resources.

Overall, it's a city builder, and a pretty good one. Smuggler Trade routes 4 lyfe.

8/10

Bionicles Heroes for the PS2

An OK TPS, but it is piss-easy, and gets repetitive.

>Bloodborne

It was a lot of fun, but there were a lot of boring parts and the game doesn't have much replayability for me. I also wish there were more cool clothing options in the game.

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>State of Decay
Despite its issues (janky combat, redundant tasks, rare bullshit deaths), i really like it. Base building is fun even if it isn't as in depth as xcom or mgs5. Random generated stuff keeps things interesting.

I think i'm being super lenient but if i had to give it a score it would 7 or 7.5 out of ten.

Magicoal

A total weeb game, but I bet Sup Forums would like it. The bosses are sort of sloppily programmed as they kind of randomly move around the screen instead having elaborate attacks or patterns. Your AI partner is very quick to get themselves killed.

Fun game with lots of personality. Occasional bits of dark fantasy/death melodrama mixed into a lighter adventure.

Groovy fucking soundtrack:
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>Serious Sam 3: BFE

Off I go to find some other fun anti-cod fps games.

God of War Ascension

It was cool. Story is stupid af but the gameplay was cool and graphics were very good. 8/10

>Mount and Blade: Warband

Jarl Turba can suck my dick.

It was really good.

>Overwatch

Fix your fucking game, Blizzard.

Underrated

>Rimworld

Nice game but needs more content. I kinda find it unplayable without mods.

>Dual Destinies
Fun, but I'm sick of the flashback scenarios. Felt like fanfiction at times, too.

>Bully

Children don't take fall damage

>New Doom
Greatest fucking singleplayer FPS I've played in a decade or longer. Multiplayer is shit and snapmap is worthless, though.

I bought a box of PS2 games at a garage sale and have been marathoning them. A LOT of gems that I hadn't tried before.
The most notable ones are;
>Urban Chaos Riot Response
>Second Sight
>Okage Shadow King
and
>Freedom Fighters.

All fantastic games. Haven't even gone through half the box yet though

Doom 2

Holds up surprisingly well and is still fun today

Last two games I beat:
>The Raven: Legacy of a Master Thief
Skip at all costs. Huge waste of time and effort.
3/10
>Her Story
Bretty gud.
7/10

Last two games I'm playing:
>Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
Polished as hell, but default keybinds are awkward. Much better rebinded.
7/10
>Dead Island
Great atmosphere and story so far but awkward movement and combat.
7/10

>War Thunder

Great game with awful developers and the stupidest playerbase of all time

Mugen Souls

Cheap JRPG which consists mainly of endless pointless dialogues in front of shittily drawn backgrounds.

Most of the game is stupid, getting the platinum is challenging though, and involves shitloads of grinding and quite some strategizing.

Doom II

Bretty gud. Super shotgun is fun as hell, the level design is far less confusing, there's plenty of ammo, a lot more enemies on screen, which results in much faster paced combat. Those fire skeletons are fucking cheap though.

Better than Doom I in every single way.

Jalopy

Fun little indie game about exploring 1990 Europe in a car. The car repair system is very in depth. Currently in early access so there are bugs. Nothing game-breaking but a couple are pretty annoying.

It's $13 on Steam. I'd say that's a fair price for it. I've got a few hours out of it in it's current state, and I'll probably come back to it when it gets out of Early Access.

Hyper light drifter 9.7 out of 10

>drill sergeant was replaced by that shitty muslim pornstar for a while
>now he's replaced by a god awful cartoon
I give up.

Re-playing Mafia 2 on my pc.
Good story, good characters. The city is somewhat small, driving is kinda stiff. Can't say much of the shooting mechanic. But yeah, having a blast playing and collecting them playboy pics. Looking forward to mafia 3.

Why does digital camo exist
When did we start invading computers

Dark Souls 3 9/10

need dual bosses

DOOM(2016)
It's a nice love letter to the old games
has a few dumb things going on, but its pretty fun and weapons feel good to wreck shit with.

Mount and Blade

Fucking Khans ruined my day I just want Bannerlord already

Because it works

Overwatch

It's fun

>radiant historia

Pretty great, slow start but it's really coming along now

That said, I was an idiot and didn't save for quite a while, died, and lost like 2 hours of progress. It's my fault, but not having an auto save feature in a DS game is pretty absurd

stellaris
it was fun for a bit

>Danganronpa, the first one.

Pretty good with interesting story. Lots of reading and I'm fine with that, but it feels like a visual novel at times. I guess it technically is a visual novel with the occasional walking around and clicking on stuff. There is also the Class Trail every 3rd hour which is the only place of the game where you actually gotta use your brain. Makes me feel smart when I figure something out so I got that going for me. Sometimes there are some obvious clues that the main character is to brain dead to figure out, so some other character gotta do it for you. "11037" OH GEE I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

Anyways, good game.

Table Top Racing World Tour

The physics are shit and is otherwise an unremarkable racing game, but I'm a sucker for "small character in a huge world" environments.
5/10

>Folklore
Keats's half of the game is super fun and Ellen's half is mediocre. The story and presentation is pretty unique and cool. Side quests are kinda tedious. Ellen's accent gives me a rock hard erection.

7/10 makes me want to check out Game Republic's other games.

>The witcher 3
The witcher 3

Digimon World: Dawn

Pretty grindy with repetitive music, but I usually just put on some music and grind away. Decent Digimon variety and the multiple evolution trees/being able to go back and try others with the same Digimon overall makes the game pretty satisfying when you get stuff you want.

Since I like grindy games, 7/10. Nothing too special, but the farm feature is kinda nice.

Darkstalkers 3.

It has great sprites and art, fluid animation and the fighting is fast and balanced.
Bretty good, I give it a 9/10.

King of Dragon Pass

perfect for autists (savescumming eevery turn)

a good introduction to a new setting

not open ended tho. so fuk you and your 3000 cows you saved for being King of Dragon Pass you just wasted your time

10/10

>torchlight 2

it's a fun hack'n'slash, cute low poly graphics allow playing with low-end computers. 4 characters.

Call of Duty 2: Big Red One
Hidden gem that deserves a remake or rerelease or more praise.
Best single player story and characters.
The guns are a blast to use.
The missions are memorable and fun.
There are some actual emotional scenes.
Better than Call of Duty 2

>newDoom

Simple. Fun to play. Overrated by its' fans. Post-launch support could be better.

>Life Is Strange
I cried. A lot.

>Witcher 3
Gwent is the only reason I'm here.

From laughing too hard?
Yeah, me too

srsly faggots its not open-ended so if i were you ill avoid this game if you're the type who wants your achievements to be actually meaningful (unlike IRL)

>Not Unleashed

To be fair though a majority of Sonic games have 10/10 soundtracks.

>Blood of Rondo remake
Pretty good game. Even better since it comes with SoTN, the original game, and that mini game.

>Fallout:New Vegas
8/10. It's an RPG that allows role playing rather than most modern day RPGs. Needs some work to make it better though

How do I get better cards mane?

Sick of people spamming cards with muster when I can't do the same.

this should be a sticky

if you're not playing New Vegas or Fallout 3 with mods, you're better off playing minesweeper

Glad to hear it!

I got hundreds of hours out of both of those and Skyrim on PS3

69 witnessed

W-why?

>fallout 4
Tried fucking around with the .ini files to remove the frame cap and change the fov.
Couldn't see if the fov change worked but the removal of the frame cap sure did fuck things up.

>Path of Exile

Its a good game in terms of options, but its too economy-focused, with certain end-game gear and builds being accessible to the small handful of people willing to RMT. The crafting system is a joke, but the game is slightly getting better though, one league at a time. Only very slightly. They removed Eternal Orbs though, the best currency for crafting. Master crafting was in the right direction, Perandus made the market accessible to more people, and Ascendancy allowed more build variety, despite people claiming otherwise. Its really 1 huge step back, 3 steps forward. Honestly, the game would be perfection if the all the RNG-based crafting orbs were common drops, instead of being used for currency. They could actually be used for their intended purpose, instead of being tossed around for making a profit. Sadly, that would never happen, because the company loves to exploit gambling addictions in the form of RNG, the returns being vastly inferior to the amount of currency spent. To explain how flawed its currency system is, one of the more valuable currencies, exalts, are very rare. Out of probably 1000 hours played, I've only ever found 3. Through trading, I've gained hundreds of exalts across many leagues. Where do they come from?

I've spent probably close to 1000 hours on this game across a dozen accounts, and game design, mechanics are very solid and offer many interesting playstyles. A lot of the bosses are very creatively designed, but later just become gear checks and artificial difficulty. I've only ever spent $5 for a guild stash tab. I'd rather not support a company that exploits its userbase with RNG crafting mechanics for the gambler's high

>Stephen's Sausage Roll
~150 sausages in i am very proud of myself for getting this far without any help. the game is functionally perfect. i don't think a puzzle solution has repeated once.

69 Witnessed again

It was shit

>Uncharted 1 for PS4
Felt like a tech demo overall for later entries and the AI was braindead, but was still enjoyable. Not a big fan of some of the one hit kills the game threw out its ass at times and I wish it had more variety in locations but was still enjoyable.

Uncharted 2 is better though.

Pretty much any bethesda game instantly collapses in on itself when you unlock framecap

skyrim is forgiveable.

crashvegas and failout need mods bad

Also to add-this game lets you be a street samurai or Hank Hill.

Dungeon crawl:stone soup

It's fun, as long as you take it easy. Perfect for breaks.

>Be Hank Hill in New Vegas
>I sell jet and jet accessories
>10/10

>crashvegas

An apt name.

I don't get how it manages to better than 3 even though it has like 3 times as many bugs.

Minecraft in vr
>holy shit blocks are huge
>my house is built so that it can only be accessed by ladders, I can't get to my house
>suddenly these graphics are really not bad at all
DOOM 4
>9/10
>Campaign is fun, fast paced and violent, which is what I wanted.
>Multiplayer is fine.
>Also it won me a ticket to Quakecon so there's that
Space Pirate Trainer
>9/10
>it's just super fun and has a great soundtrack,my current personal goal is to beat wave 20/ 100k score.

0/10, didn't get schwifty.

>not using a flamer or that flaming sword
>not making your own flamer fuel to sell/use
>not making Boone wear glasses and remove his hat to make him look like Dale

Why would you do that? Or is it locked at 30 or something? Haven't played it. But you don't need fps higher than your monitor's refresh rate and chances are it's 60.