38 minutes and still no thread

>38 minutes and still no thread

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Literally who: the youtuber

No one cares this much about shitty youtubers that much.

You seem to know what OP is talking about for some nobody.

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One was already deleted y few minutes ago you fuck

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kill yourself
phoneposter

What the fuck is this about?

im 19 and i like enb

>people think he will struggle against nameless king
>effortlessly beats him

I'm 69 and I enjoy watching his videos.

what is this epic new meme ?

are we back to 2009 ?

>has constant tunnel vision in most areas
>still finds archdragon peak

People also say that NK is hard, even though he's just another armored dude with spear

ENB does well at 1 on 1 fights without gimmicks where dodging direct attacks is the most important part. It was obvious he was going to win without much trouble.

>Got Ludtleth killed before finding the eyes, missing THE most important conversation relating to the graves

>has never stopped to analyze shit
>figures out the branch jump in 2 seconds and 2 attempts
>gets the running direction and turning angle right from the very first attempt
>acts surprised
I guess, when your audience is retarded kids, you can get away with everything.

Dude needs to learn when and when not to lock on.
Sometimes its good to have complete camera and character control.
Sometimes enemies are squirrelly enough to warrant locking on.
He thinks he's a pro or something for never locking on when in actuality hes just bring inefficient and retarded.

Just let it go man, people will just refute this by saying they found it playing blind(What actually happened is players leave messages saying use gesture, makes them think they found it themself)

what jump are you referring to? I think I'm missing something

kek, this.
NK and Gay Princess are 10 times easier if you lock on, while KotS and most other bosses are 10 times easier if you don't lock on.

Tunnel vision has little influence in finding ADP since he figured it out purely on lore and experience.

He was okay when Demon's Souls was still kind of an underground title,
but now that every random dudebro is making "lore" videos and "hardcore gamer" let's-plays this shit is becoming really intolerable.

The community simply became too big and turned into the opposite of what it originally was. People datamining cut content, pre-release access and commercialisation of fan content destroyed the community aspect of looking for and sharing secrets that the first two games had.

Show's over. RIP Souls.

Gotta collect those blizz shillbucks, sorry I was late user

The vaaty jump on Firelink that you can use to get to the Pickle pee birds without having the key.

>tfw it took me 20+ tries for NK

I was using a claymore too. I did go there before Lothric even and didn't spend any embers while trying so maybe that's why it was so hard.

>has never stopped to analyze shit
ENB has spent entire episodes analyzing things and reading lore, that's kind of his thing.

People posting on Sup Forums from smartphones tend to be cancerous as fuck. They also autosave images with image as the filename, easier to recgnise.

This. Over analyzing every single thing is why his playthrough is boring as fuck.

>mfw I figured it out on my first playthrough because I thought it was the actual way up.

Dark Souls 2 had harder and more awkward looking jumps that you were SUPPOSED to do to reach certain items, especially in bastille/tseldora.

sometimes I save an image from google on my computer as image.png

Why do I see this pig every fucking day?
What game is this fucking pig from?

>Literally who
>Know it's a youtuber
>"ironic" reddit post

Sup Forums really needs random banning and not that pathetic Gamergate scapegoating.

>no one cares this much about shitty youtubers that much
wat

see my image?

>le garbage man sidekick in garbage truck image

Dark Soul 3

He has like one trillion vitality. He should be ashamed for dying once.

This. He is way too adamant about the no lock on thing. It makes certain bosses way easier.

>vitality mattering for DaS3

> SUPPOSED to do to reach certain items
Name one fucking jump.

I literally figured this out by sheer luck on my first attempt.
When I tried it again later it took me 10 tries.
Had this happened the first time I would've dismissed it as impossible.

By now players are so conditioned to look for secrets that you can figure out most of this stuff by yourself.

Go away marcus

His wife gave it to him as a gift to make up for her failure of a womb killing two fetuses.

>muh stats don't matter
Pat pls
Vig does matter if you get hit 1000 times

I bet he forces his wife to memorize maiden in black's dialogues and asks her to whisper them in his ears when theyre having sex.

>backpedalling
You said vitality you faggot.

>has never stopped to analyze shit

Maybe not the levels themselves, but he over-analyzes a ton of shit, usually shit that doesn't actually matter.

Wait his wife had TWO miscarriages? Thats one shitty womb.

He did finally have a kid in the end though, and a couple days ago he posted on twitter that he was having "one of the best days of his life", so I think he might have had another one.

Not that guy, but he said that he has tons of vitality which is not the case so he probably meant vig. Which is not really a stupid mistake considering they change the stat every few games
That said vig matters a lot

FUCKING GO AWAY, MARKUS. IF YOU DELETE YOUR PAST THREAD BECAUSE PEOPLE START TELLING ON YOU, STOP IT ALREADY.

Spy also found the jump early on and did it relatively easy

S H I L L
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PILLAR OF THE SOULS COMMUNITY

stop shilling your internet boyfriend's shitty channel you sad fanboy

swap 1 with 3 and this tweet is accurate

FISHING FOR (YOU) S

Let me tell you what y'all it sure was nice of my wife to let me eat the unborn fetuses her rotten guts couldn't manage to nurture to life.
Reminded me a lot of that one time I had dinner with Miyazaki san sama senpai.
Y'ALLLLLLLLLL.
[awful rap music blaring in the background]
I sure am excited for Lords of the Fallen, it looks great. Gonna have to wait though because, I can't say much but, I think DaS2 may be my favourite yet. Unless it later turns out everyone hates it. Then I'll change my opinion
Did I mention I had dinner with Miyaz-OH THAT GAD DANGED ARROW DID NAWT HIT ME Y'ALL. WAAAAAAAW-UH
OC-EYE-ROSE IS BUGGY AS HELL.
FUCKIN' FROMSOFT
Probly' made it buggy on purpose for the lore HYUCK HYUCK
youtube.com/watch?v=_jBF1dcTlcM

Honestly, we all liked 2 at first, he should've thought more during the honeymoon.

His appearance changed really really quickly.
He looks nothing like that picture now.

yeah ok

Now he yells "OCELLOOOOOOOOTTE" whenever he cums

I found that out by myself too, just because i enjoy doing shit im not supposed to in games.

I'm still wondering why he hasn't questioned why there are fucking thrones at firelink shire

Sometimes it's just hard to distinguish between what is carefully crafted world building and what's just there because it's a video game. I never questioned it either, it's just there.

I'm surprised he doesn't use more niggerspeak considering he wishes he was one and probably cried a few times alone in his room as a teen when he was faced with the reality that he will never have a BBC.

>carefully crafted world-building
>dark souls 3
lmao

>Goes through the entirety of Lothric castle and the archives and doesn't notice the serpent statues

Jesus christ. You literally have to be looking at the floor the whole time to miss them. Or not apparently

xD

He said there was going to be 47 episodes.

What the fuck does he need to do that's going to take him 90 more minutes?

this is correct though
did everyone hit their heads and forget that dark 1 had stuff after anor londo or something

Gale of Darkness was a good entry in the Pokemon franchise yes

60 minutes walking around aimlessly in Firelink
30 minutes talking about the one time he had dinner with Miyazaki

How is he SOOO fucking bad at editing? He transforms into a dragon, and thinks his .5 second zoom-in makes the moment better. He's such a fucking shithead.

I think he's going to dedicate an entire episod eto jerking off while looking at the Untended Graves
He'll whisper about lore and miyazaki until he cums and he'll fall off a cliff

Don't know what the fuss is. He likes games similar to me and he seems like a cool enough guy so I watch his videos sometimes. Especially Vanillaware stuff. I'm 33 and I don't watch any other of these youtubers that people post about daily.

>I have to go back to Cathedral of the Deep
>... I have some giants to kill

inb4 he finds Rosaria.

I'm cumming y'all hyuck! -falls off cliff-
Gad dang Miyazaki tricked me!

Oh ofcourse

Like clockwork

Considering he's obviously reading a guide it's plausible. I wonder if he can piece together that she's Gwynevere by himself

DSP is better than him

Are you the retard who thinks you need to be reading a guide to figure out the obvious signs to get to Archdragon Peak?

Ok so what if you play offline though

Answer this without getting mad or anxious or whatever

What? Did DSP beat NK in less than 4 tries using a non meme weapon?

DSP took like 30 tries to kill Nameless King.

So ENB was retarded and had tunnel-vision the entire playthrough besides the tree jump in Firelink and Archdragon Peak?

>I did go thre before Lothric

That's impossible. You get the gesture from Lothric Castle after Oceiros.

He's a very high level and he cheated anyway he knew about this beforehand.

Honestly, he's blind as a bat with a shitty navigational ability. There's no way he's not reading a guide.