FUCK THIS GAME, PVP IS SO BROKEN!

>FUCK THIS GAME, PVP IS SO BROKEN!
>GOTTHARD TWINSWORDS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT
>DARKMOON BLADE NEEDS TO GET NERFED ASAP
>LE R1 L2 R2 XD
Hello there! Here's an easy step-by-step guide on how to deal with scrubs in Dark Souls 3!
1: Equip "Hornet Ring"
2: Equip a shield with a "Parry" weapon art (or a caestus if you're retarded!)
3: PvP
4: Wait for the scrub to be a scrub
5: Press L2
6: Press R1
7: Win!
8: Remember, always use the "Point Down" gesture!
It's as easy as that!

>How to deal with scrubs in Dark Souls 3
>Equip Hornet Ring

I think you mean "Here's how to become a scrub in Dark Souls 3"

>not By My Sword!

Hornet ring is easily as cancerous

Sorry, that won't work against my Vordt's Great Hammer.

The only problem with pvp is the fact that everyone appears to have a 1k+ ms ping.

Lately all I encounter is greatswords or FUGS, and every time they press a button they create a skyscraper sized hitbox around themselves.

FUGS is shit

Reminder that SotFS is great

honestly parrying wins me about as many fights as it loses them. For very slow attacks it's relatively easy to time it, but with fast attacks, depending on the lag you have to parry at different times and if you don't have a large pool of health you might get your ass kicked just for trying to find the right window

Parrying as it is is fucking stupid. I have no love for it and would rather it not be in the game at all at this point.

Fight fire with fire.

>Darkmoon Blade

Dude just throw a duel charm

>inb4 can't hit
Free aim

Why is Japan so awful at balancing their games?

>people actually treat Souls games PVP as some kind of competitive scene and actually think its a well working system.
Why.

>that health bar
Seriously?

Nobody knows not even Soulsdrones.


How am i een supposed to parry if:
The ping is so high that i get the damage later or ealiere

3 people attack me at once

Literally can't use single-handed weapons because everyone just spams parry, and all it takes is one-parry to kill you or have you running.

Get with the meta, gramps.
If you're not rocking 40 Vigor with a Life Ring +3 on you're gimping yourself.

>i'm a predictable faggot who doesn't know how to bait and dead angle parry spammers

Maybe if there was a faint in this game to break everything some more.

>Using Yhorme's Greataxe, drop red sign
>Shitter summons me into his world
>Astora Greatsword and Target shield
>Spams parries
>Tries to parry every single 2h R1 I hit him with
>Gets his face smashed for half his health every time.
>Rolls away and chugs after every hit.
>Repeat 15 times until he's out of estus
>I don't even move the entire fight, he just runs up, gets smashed, backs away and heals.
>Shitter dies still trying to parry Yhorm's
>Pull out shield and spam parries after I smash him for the 18th time, killing him.

Parry means I'm a good player, right?

>1: Equip "Hornet Ring"

>>Tries to parry every single 2h R1 I hit him with
I love it when they do that, some people are just surprising levels of retarded.

>clap every time opponent misses his spells
My nigga

>wearing Hornet Ring
>parrying for easy ONE HIT KILL 360 NO SCOPED XD
>point down animation as taunt

Are you literally underage you faggot?

u mad bro?

Dead angling doesn't exist in III

>implying killing the metafag with regular skill isn't 10000x more satisfying, and embarassing for him

>complaining about weapons and buffs being too OP
>uses Hornet Ring

Everyday. Every fucking day theres a thread like this.

You need to work on your reading comprehension buddy.

And even if From made netcode that gave consistent timing, then you could just parry basically everything on reaction to its startup animation. It's not a fighting game where you have to think ahead because your reaction time is slower than the actual moves.

There's nothing wrong with his reading comprehension. OP is a hypocritical whiny faggot.

It's really sad that the OP thought this was in some way clever or humorous.
Making this post was probably the highlight of his day

Not OP but you gotta fight fire with fire. You can become the cancer and win or stay cool and maybe loose, but if you loose don't make the next 'Whaaaa Dark Sword, muh R1 spam' thread.

I've hosted a ton of DAS 3 FC, and have played the shit out of Demons, DAS 1, and DAS 2.
In spite of the BS, this is the most balanced PVP to date at launch. Even with a stat that does nothing.
Take PVP in souls games with a grain of salt. They can be a lot of fun or they can make you break a controller
Me, I like Creightons Axe + Armor with 60 faith and Lightning Blade. Take 770 AR coming at you nerds.

>start pvp
>have to wait for the guy to do his 20 buffs or everyone spergs out

People who pvp in that spot are all faggots and completely miss the point of invasions in a Souls game.

>invade as aldritch faithful
>try to kill host
>red summons all gang up and rape me
>go to Sup Forums and bitch

I used to love invading in irythill but after a few sessions in the archives I'm just pissed off and only pvp in pontiff. Invasions are only fun when you can turn the ground to your advantage, but it's far from feasible in all areas.

The only people who cry about the hornet ring are dark sword/estoc r1 spammers.

Fact.

>It's ok for the game to have extremely fast instant kill combos with ridiculous phantom range as long as at least one counter exists
Good news guys, nothing can ever be unbalanced as long as it can be parried. Please multiply Dark Sword's AR by 10.

The Souls community is a joke telling people what to use and not to use. It's like if we're playing a basketball game I don't tell people to stop using the pick and roll and shooting 3's. That's bitch made shit.

Dead angling is still in but it doesn't bypass shields anymore. Instead, it makes your attacks unparriable.

It's a bother anyways because you can just run and backstab parry spammers for 1k damage.

... and set the world on fire.

Counter boxing is the most intricate form of fighting. So fuck you scrub LIGHTSPEED PARRY