ITT: Its 2016

Friday night. Your mom drives you to Family Video. She allows you to get

>1 game
>1 movie
>1 snack

>Platinum's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>Deadpool
>Orange Crush

megaman x2 or bomberman
mortal kombat
reese pieces
cream soda

>no drink with the snack

>snack with a drink

fuck off rich kid

>spending the extra $1.50 for a drink
poor fag

>2016
>family video
>get nothing

Tony Hawk Proskater 2
Hackers
Whoppers

>whoppers
>a snack

>The game you want isn't there

>tfw had to share snacks with lil bro
>he always got to pick
>always chose whoppers
>always guarenteed to be at least one rock hard whopper

>just called my local family video
>they got overwatch for the ps4

oh thank goodness, i thought I would need to give money to blizzcuck in order to play the game. I don't like playing shooters on console, but i hate supporting cancer even more.

the candy not the sandvich

>Paying to rent movies

Go to the library, fag. Hell some even let you rent vidya for free.

my parents would take me to blockbuster as a kid and rent a godzilla vs ______ movie and either jade cocoon or hogs of war

i rented both of those games like half a dozen times each

My mom's dead...
Jet Grind Radio
Hook
Lay's Salt n Vinegar

>half a dozen times
>could have just bought the games

look man, when you're a kid who's not doing the paying you're not thinking about it that way. money isn't a thing to you at that point.

renting is the stupid tax

>implying I didn't just ride my bike over and rent whatever I want whenever I want
New releases were a buck a night, most everything else was 50 cents a night, and some stuff was 2 bucks for a week
I probably rented Grandia so many times it would have been cheaper to buy it, movies were just whatever 9 year old me thought looked good off the action or comedy racks
Snacks I bought at the corner store for way cheaper

>2016
>Go to family video
>Its a doctors office now
>Get blood drawn and a cookie
Thanks obama

>no Family Video nearby

>Live in Michigan
>All my childhood Family Videos are still open

>all blockbusters extinct

wtf did you even say

>doom
>deadpool
>jawbreakers

>there's always that one weird chewy one

>Kirby RTD
>Some movie I haven't seen, probably Deadpool or some other capeshit
>popcorn twists

Bag of jolly ranchers is objectively the correct answer for snack. Will last the longest even without careful rationing.

>2016
Game: Nothing
Movie: Nothing
Snack: Cheesecake Brownie from the hipster coffee shop where Family Video used to be

Didn't know these were national, it's cool how they're still in business and employ people with special needs.

>not enjoying the chewy one

Yeah but you still live in michigan

Kansas here and there are 3 here that are packed constantly. And I've seen some in Missouri

>forcing special needs people to work

shitty country

I was saying michigan sucks, I know they still exist, the one near where I lived as a kid is still open and there are bunch scattered around in that area of Illinois and I've seen a few in Indiana

And they're all shit.
Fucking mexicans scratch the shit out of everything.

there are at least 25 family videos in my area

not only that, the ones i pass on the way to work are packed. i'm always amazed.

>only EB games left
>always overpriced

fucking hell

I rented Hulk Ultimate Destruction twice for myself.

Various co-op games with friends, like LotR: RotK

>1 game
Nier. Been wanting to play this for a while, but I can only order it from overseas and its like 40€ for an old game I MIGHT like.
>1 movie
The Fountain, I have no clue what it was about but the trailer looked breathtaking
>1 snack
M&Ms

Is that by any chance family video in Michigan

Probably. Michigan has the highest number of them.

Why would you

>Pic related
>Mouse Hunt
>Peanut Chews
Could you guess I regretted my game rental?

They're everywhere in Missouri

>1 game
Mean Girls on DS
>1 movie
A Day With Spongebob Squarepants
>1 snack
Butterscotch candies. I always loved those.