User, because you didn't buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season Pass, I'm dying of cancer...

user, because you didn't buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season Pass, I'm dying of cancer. But don't be sad for me, because there's still something you can do. Just buy DOOM™ and the DOOM™ Season Pass and I'll be able to afford the treatment I need,

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Now go, my son...

Leave me.

Fuck off, how can you fucking stand pretending to be an idiot day in day out? Hell, why do I even call it 'pretending' if you do it with such regularity and consistency? You might as well be an idiot.

You already tricked me with that sack of disappointment called Fallout 4.

It's probably best you die before you get any worse.

>tfw you bought fallout 4 for $20
>tfw your friend bought you the season pass

Feels good

But I did my Fallout 4 twice. And I even bought the season pass.

>tfw you didn't buy it, played it for 10 hours and then never touched it again and never had to touch the dlc either
My God that was one of the most boring games I've ever played

"Feels good" because Far Harbor is so great, you mean? Agreed.

this thread made me wonder, can you trademark the words fallout or doom? you can't trademark a single common word right? The logos maybe, but not the actual word.

I don't understand what you're talking about, user. I just want you to experience the joys of playing great games produced by Bethesda Game Studios.

>$20
B-but thats not the recommended $59.99 retail price user. Maybe you should go purchase the season pass. You wouldnt want anything bad to happen, right?

you can trademark the franchise so others can't just copy paste your game with the same name like 90% of smart phone games

>endlessly complaining about video game companies
>triggered by business decisions

yawn

Toddposting is one of my favorite memes.

Your words hurt me user. Why do you like to hurt me? I onluy wanted to please you with my cult masterpiece at a fair and reasonable price

Man your friend must hate you.

I agree. You should never buy anything tirelessly created by the geniuses at Bethesda Game Studios, especially not DOOM™ and the DOOM™ Season Pass. The games are very sexist and go against my views as a social justice warrior. If you don't buy DOOM™ and the DOOM™ Season Pass, you're fighting Gamer Gate.

Anyone have the Todd pics from the launch party?

My God I fucking love toddposting

Anybody else feel the urge to buy DOOM now?

I'm glad I made this pic tbqh

I know. All these little goofballs complaining and nitpicking any little bug and totally blowing it out of proportions is ridiculous. "Todd, my save file and 150 hr character got corrupted after the latest patch!" Well now you get to experience it again! Im not seeing a problem here

It was one of my most proudest moments. Like the blockbuster release of my life's passion, Fallout

I'd give Penny a good bazinga if you know what I'm implying

Thank you. You look great. I'll pick up a copy of Fallout 4 when the GOTY edition comes out.

>Bought the game discounted on a second hand key shop
>Pirated the DLC

/vee/ making fun of my height has driven me to self harm. To make up for my pain, you can purchase Fallout 4™, the Fallout 4™ Season Pass, DOOM, and the DOOM™ Season Pass (available now on Steam, the Playstation Network, and XBOX Live).

You WISH you could get this close to her. I got closer, but those pictures arent safe for the public eye *wink wink*

Don't worry Todd
All you have to do now is get trapped in a fridge for 200 years and you'll be just fine!

I just wanted you to know someone got the joke and chuckled a little

What cult masterpiece? You didn't make New Vegas. Get out, Todd

damn, now I gotta buy FO4 to piss off feminists

Wait.

Wait why was there a launch party for a video game like its a fucking movie? Did everyone sit on couches and watch someone play it?
Fuck this.

Funny you mention that. I bought and played Fallout 4 and now I have cancer.

I want todd howard to choke to death on his bulls cock

Will you introduce paid mods into Fallout 4? I'm an aspiring modder and would like a reward for my hard work.

I dont user
Please explain

Its a slippery slope. Sometimes people don't know they had something that good until its gone. Like those fuckbois at Obsidian. I let them borrow the hollowed name of Fallout and they come out with that piece of shit!? Should have milked those fuckers har-I mean I should have written them a sternly worded letter.

I don't appreciate you implying that playing Fallout 4™ somehow causes players to develop cancer.

Are you guys legit brain dead? How are you still beating this horse when it wasn't funny from the first moment? How the fuck are you this stupid? This is common behavior of children with severe, debilitating autism except even they don't repeat the same shit for literally years. What the fuck? I'm stunned that people this stupid exist in the world. You took "not knowing when to stop" and redefined our understanding of it, and then did that 5 more times. You're unfathomably retarded and I can't believe how shitty your taste in humor is. Literally "lol xdd i said it again xddd" the joke.

Todd is more likely to use DOOM to advertise Fallout 4

Missed opportunity user

Is Toddposting the Baneposting of Sup Forums?

Josh Sawyer, is that you? Get the fuck off this board you overated hack! New Vegas was trash and we all know it!

>Bought 2 copies for me and each member of my immediate family
>Purchased season pass for PC and each DLC individually for my PS4 copy
>It wasn't enough

Hi Todd

>t. Cuckold
Now kindly preorder and get out

Buy the fucking game you piece of fucking shit or I pull the pin and take you and everyone in here else with me.

>DOOM

Why would Todd be shilling for a game he had no involvement in the development in, idiots? Did you mongoloids he was CEO of Bethesda or something?

Can we get the inside scoop on Dishonored 2, Todd?

Yeah but it's better

FUCK YOU TODD YOU SAID YOU'D FLASH ME YOUR TITS IF I BOUGHT FALLOUT 4 AND THE SEASON PASS

If you don't do it right now im pirating it.

You see, the developers of DOOM™ and the DOOM™ Season Pass are my good friends.

LMAO

This is some 10/10 Toddposting.

Why are you replying to yourself, Todd?

SHIT!! TODD DONT DO IT!!!

THINK OF THE "IMPROVEMENTS" YOU CAN MAKE IN ELDER SCROLLS 6!! EVERYONE WILL LOVE IT!

I don't know what you're talking about

HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN A CANCER PATIENT? I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

I'm not replying to myself. I simply want you to buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ season pass.

>tfw toddposting is your favorite thing about this shithole and it will be stopping soon enough

>editing out the crossed out Todd
how dare you

Just wait, just you wait my valued consumer! Elder Scrolls VI will be the greatest game you've ever played!

Why would I have my name crossed out on my hat that I always wear when I'm chillaxin and home and playing videya games?

I really hope they announce something at E3 like Elder Scrolls VI just so we have a resurgence of Toddposting.

because i made that image, dreamboy

I will wait for you todd, through a thousand summers, like a flower waits for water

>implying it'll be going anywhere with E3 right around the corner
youtube.com/watch?v=EJA2ryBvMK4

How many cinematic immersive dialogue choices will we be allowed per conversation?

You didn't make shit, asshole. That's a photo I took of myself in my normal clothes. You see, I'm just another user on /vee/, which is why you should trust me when I say you need to buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season Pass.

A trademark is protecting the identity of something. This means a name, logo or some kind of symbol or design that makes it easy to identify a product (Pipboy and Vault Boy in the case of Fallout is a good example).

You cannot really protect ideas or concepts unless you patent them. But to patent something it has to be new in some way, shape or form.

Today I am proud to announce that every line of our new protagonist will be voiced, with unique voice actors for each gender and race - not only that, but we've taken care to streamline the entire experience in order to make a game that anyone can play! No longer do you need to choose between those pesky dialogue choices, now you simply walk up to an NPC, and the conversation starts - I'm telling you, it just works!

Can I even stab them in the face if I want?

You can do anything you want in the game! If you can think of it, you can do it! I would tell you more, but I think that's enough excitement for today!

NO GODDAMMIT HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF UNIVERSALLY ESSENTIAL NPCS TO YOU FUCKWADS?

Half of these posts are bots that rip these images from a tumblr literally called Shitposting.

Forced Advermemeing is the latest craze, and it's a helluva lot cheaper than paying newspapers and magazines. Even better when you consider most people here are sheep and will literally start unironically advertising for free.

pottery

>ITT

Don't worry Todd. I understood what I you mean. It sounds very exciting.

Will the Shouts and dragons from skyrim be returning?

Goddamnit Todd, which is it?

Sometimes, I have issues controlling my temper. I'm calm one second and then I randomly get angry. If you buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season Pass, I'll be able to get anger management therapy.

I'm sorry, but I'm not at liberty to tell you more. You'll just have to wait until E3.

Pleaaaase, just a little hint for your beloved fans?

It might make me excited enough to purchase Fallout 4 and the Fallout 4 season pass again, this time on steam.

Alright, but only if you promise to buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season Pass. The next Elder Scrolls™ Game will be so big and at such a huge scale, that we'll be able to fit EVERYTHING from the previous games in. Now, I'm not saying that they'll let you explore the entire continent of Tamriel, but it'll feel bigger than the last three. We'll have thousands of unique creatures and abilities, and dragons as well as shouts will likely be included.

If Bethesda were smart, they'd change magic to a shout like system. But instead of shouts it'd be runes or some other magical bullshit, and instead of each spell having unique words, each spell would be made up of several words, it's final effect based on the words used.
Not only would it make magic actually interesting and allow for lots of different spells, but it'd allow them to easily reintroduce making your own spells.

But this is Bethesda we're talking about. Magic is now 3 schools (damage, healing and other effects) and each school is no more than 3-5 spells because fuck you go and be a stealth archer.

HOLY SHIT! SOUNDS AMAZING!

I'm off to go buy Fallout 4 and the Fallout 4 season pass on steam. Don't worry, I won't install any nasty mods to ruin the perfect game you have produced.

Don't worry, leave it to Bethesda. I'm sure the magic system will be better than ever.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH DON'T FUCKING DARE TO TRY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT IN MY FUCKING GAMES YOU WILL BUY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I PUT OUT AND YOU'LL FUCKING LOVE IT NOW BUY FALLOUT 4™ AND THE FALLOUT 4™ SEASON PASS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

SHUT UP TODDLET OTHERWISE ME AND MY WIFES SON WONT BUY YOUR GAME

>wife's son

No, you definitely own Fallout 4

I'm sorry for being so angry, but I don't take too kindly to people telling me what to do with my games. You see, I'm close to poverty and it's causing me a lot of stress. Now, if you were to buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season pass as well as Skyrim™ as well as its expansions, it would really mean a lot to me.

>No *cough*

You had one job

Will elder scrolls VI have 500 endings?

i wouldn't make todd mad if i were you

Thanks for this thread, Todd. I'm gonna boot up some Fallout right now! It's been far too long.

The only thing good about Doom is the potential of Snapmaps, we could be seeing the age of Halo 3 customs 2.0 lads.

>buying all three fallout 4 DLCs is cheaper than buying the season pass

It will be our biggest game yet. I guarantee it.

This is paranoia.

DLETE THIS

I heard it will have over 50000 endings. I also heard it will use hyper realistic virtual reality and it's so good you wont want it to end ever. I also heard during closed alpha testing one person accidentally completed the game and afterwards his life was so hollow and empty he killed himself to get to the real balamb garden of the elder scrolls world.

Is this a fucking joke? What the fuck are you trying to say here? EVERYONE knows fallout 4 is the best one yet.

More DLC is on the way, I guarantee it.