What the fuck? How do I beat Armored Shrek?

What the fuck? How do I beat Armored Shrek?

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Too OP, ever since Dreamworks put him in for crowdfunders only I've looked for better games to play.

slash his tires

Literally fucking impossible. Even weapons with high armor piercing do jack shit to him.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>Not baiting him to fall into the lava

summon a donkeybro

or

git gud

You can just roll him. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

You can't, you need to distract him by putting Donkey in the dragon's lair, which will lure him away so you can complete the level.

stop using my name faggot

SHED THE IN TOOL SHARPEST THE AINT I

unravel his lairs

Buff your sword up to shine status and it will automatically get the glow effect. But, hey now, Rockstar will patch it up so we can get our game on and go play soon

>Armored Shrek
>Hard

HAHAHA, fucking casuals. Just wait till you get to Disgruntled Donkey. You'll rage quit like the casual you are

Ogres have layers, right? Well, the armor is just another layer. You need to get a weapon that can remove layers and he'll be super easy.

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

>lairs
Just wait for him to do the roar and roll behind him and punish

>dying before farquaad the fierce
you might as well quit now

You mean like an onion? So we gonna need some kinda onion peeler for this, right?

Have you ever peeled an onion? It's not hard to do by hand.

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next level samefaggotry itt tbqh

>21 unique posters

You take his swamp. He's powerless without the swamp

Yeah somebody once told me that

>Disgruntled Donkey
Fucking shit man, spoilers.

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Best level of the game:
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>spoilers for a 15 year old game

Nah

>Shrek
>Shrek 2
>Shrek the Third
>Shrek 4ever After
>PsB: Puss in Boots

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALOUD

Forgive I'm a stupid namefagging double nigger

>Dreamworks made a decent game at one point

I died to the snake balloon
Kill me.

What't the best weapon to take on Faarquad? I tried using Puss' Rapier but to no avail

We can't. You are clearly already braindead, you useless fuck. Burn your copy of the game.

get rid of any onion items in your inventory

Fucking reviewers just don't know how to play games anymore.
"The Ogre laughed at me, called me stupid, then farted in my face, killing me"

-Polygon

Anyone looking forward to ShreK (2017)?

But he'll hit the ground running.

deepest lore

Best animated movie game aside from Shrek 2, prove me wrong.

>That gif

Why is it so fucking short? Why is it not just a still image? This pisses me off far too much

I can't. You're objectively right

>when you found out about the bears

DEEPEST LORE

Coming right up

>dreamworks
Also
>moviegame

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>1st movie mediocre
>2nd movie great
>2rd movie shit
>4th movie abysmal, kills franchise

Why does this always happen?

holy sh*t

>4th movie abysmal, kills franchise
*3th movie abysmal, kills franchise
ftfy

Are you saying the second movie is both great and shit?

>Shrek 1
>Mediocre

I mean I agree that 2 was better, but 1 was above mediocre for its time

At least shrek 1 didn't have as much pop culture reference humour as 2

That movie started a fucking trend of reference overdosed cgi fairytale movies for fucks sake

shrek 1 is still the best you fag

>We will never get a Shrek Souls game by From software

The whole point of Shrek was it was supposed to be mocking Disney and the movies(Like Duloc is Disneyland) so those references were great

to be fair this shit was hilarious
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If you're an Onionmancer, you're fucked. Try to farm for waffles to throw at him, he's weak to that

WHO /dreamworksface/ HERE?

>faggot invades my swamp
>i get off my ass and he gets SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD
>do the dreamworks face emoticon
>get hate mail

You need to equipt shrekscalibur

No, but seriously if you're playing Farquad you can combo his Bison stomp forever. That's how I beat both of those fighting games.

But it's so boring and revolting. Just Shrek farting and complaining in an unfunny manner for 90 while le ironic Disney (because Disney totally never made fun of themselves) plays out. Lord Fuckwad LOL EBIN

Meanwhile 2 was a cavalcade of strong, original jokes from ebginning to end with a surprisingly unique and clever storyline that wasn't just, once again, le ironic Disney. That's the only fitting description, it's Disney but ironic.

>Lord Fuckwad invades my Bog
>Swarm him with Jerry Seinfeld BEES
>Let a mighty Ogre roar emote
>"dude thats not even fukin fair fight me in my castle see what happens"
>mfw

You're objectively wrong, Shrek 2 has strong original jokes yes, but the whole movie was created as a comedy.

Shrek 1 is overall a more quality movie experience however. It has real situations with real conflict and emotion. The characters (especially Shrek) are much better written and the story hooks you in with a simple premise, yet is strong enough that some scenes will bring you to tears. The comedy in Shrek 1 comes effortlessly because they play off these real situations that the characters find themselves in and as such has a higher quality.

I'm really sorry that you didn't like the first Shrek movie. Maybe rewatch it when you are a bit older and you might be mature enough to appreciate it properly.

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Shill it for me, I'm interested

Faarquad has almost no poise and can be stunlocked. The horse phase can be cheesed if you parry him when he charges.

Just join the Fairy Godmother covenant and get magic desu
Completely cheeses the game

Maybe you shouldn't have set foot in his swamp, you dumbass.

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Download in description. I personally feel it has pretty good level design, likeable characters, interesting setting, and fun minigames. My favorite level is the one where you look for Marty on the streets of NYC

>wanting the bad end
the extra damage and range is nice, but do you really want her to take over the kingdom?

Sorry man, I keep getting rolled by [THE WORLD]

>Faarquad sounds just like Fuckwad

Never crossed my mind. Was this intentional?

>That extremely extensive fucking mini-golf minigame
>That customisation with apparel
>The multiple characters
Is there any movie game with just so much content included?

Monster Inc for Playstation

of course

Oh shit, Scare Island? I played the shit out of that as a kid

>that thread derailer

But yeah, that minigame is making me nostalgic as shit. I also loved the map music

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>Invade shrek
>mfw