Mighty number 9, midnight meems eddition

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>insult anime loving goober gays
>can't stop promoting their game

you fell for it like the idiots you are LOL

DELETE THIS

you forgot the trailer

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I'd bang that franky

>people giving money to any kickstarter
>ever

>goober gays
Okay, I cannot take this seriously anymore.
This is satire, right?

that caught me off guard.

no but GG has always been a fucking joke
the best thing that movement ever did was die
too bad a few lingering turds still float around this board to stink up the place with their "ethics" bullshit

What am I supposed to be looking at here? And why is that lady's/man's nose so long?

oh god, ive been ranting about becks model for forever, but ive never really noticed how fucked his hands are until i looked at the op, holy SHIT, WHO THE FUCK RIGGED AND WIGHT PAINTED THIS FUCKER

>backer's names will be immortalized in the credits
>impossible to get them removed

And you thought you could keep the shame to yourself.

2/10 made me reply

>yfw you didn't back Mighty No. 9

>schlong dash

look up one piece

lmaoooo

some chink in a sweatshop

What are you sexists up to now?

is that pizza?

Doesn't this game have an upcoming anime? Seems really self-deprecating to crack wise about your own potential fan-base in an advertisement about your own product those to kickstart (excuse the pun) a franchise.

I still can't get over how that character model looks like some beginner's first project in 3D character art class.

>mfw I don't back any kickstarter
>mfw seeing everyone complaining about the kickstarter they backed every single time without fail

That'll be four million dollars, plus tip.

>4 mirrion dollars

It has an upcoming cartoon series.

Inafune's OTHER project, the red bullshit something, is an anime.

So just as long as the fans of M#9 and Redshit don't overlap, he's in the clear.

Oh wait

>anime fans can't take a joke

Should have figured

Fucking oversensitive manchildren

>"Make your enemies cry like an anime fan on prom night"

It's a shitty unfunny joke. "DUDE NERDS ARE LOSERS LMAO" Big Bang Theory-tier humor.

So this is the true power of Nintendo 64.

PICTURE MODE

weebs are literally a different version of feminists

His model is so fucking lumpy.
he's a robot, you couldn't squeeze in any sharp corners or anything? Everythings so round and smooth and undefined. It's like someone opened scultris and made the model in 5 minutes.

>his chest buttons and arm strips, which should very well be modeled, are just slapped on textures

I know right?
Just a Prank, Bro
XDDD
xoxo
:^)
#Prank #Bro #Joke #Funny #2016

>future pizza delivery system

>cartoon series

Same thing. Unless they outsource specifically to a western cartoon studio, which would be pretty weird for a japanese based company to do.

I'm not sure you should make these kinds of jokes for your advertisements of the beginning of your flagship for franchise though.

except worse
SJWs are at least fighting for a good cause
anime faggots are just filth and don't apply themselves to anything
just a waste of oxygen

Megaman Legends actually looks better.

>your flagship for franchise
This turd was dead from the beginning.
It will never ever be a franchise.

>revenge racism and sexism
>a good cause
Wew lad, tip top kek

>4 million

>in the future, the United States brings freedom with pizza instead of bombs

Would the game be better received if it had both promised and used an NES-ish artstyle like Shovel Knight from the start?

Inafune first started being producer of the series for MM8 and X4.

Now this ALL makes sense. All those shitty uninspired MM sequels were under his watch. So is it any shock that he is again the producer of a shitty uninspired MM game?

...

>revenge racism
>actually thinking this is what SJWs do

I wonder if you're white.

spotted the children rapist

X6 was made behind his back while he was working on MMZ1.

>a """"""""""""good"""""""""""" cause

Backed the $20 tier.

What are some websites where you can trade game codes? I really don't want to even play this shit.

Too bad the anime fan joke is the most noteworthy thing to ever come from this fraud.
The game looks like the cheapest Unity garbage ever.

>pizza freedom
>not burger freedom

If you can culturally dominate them you've already won

Is Sup Forums still upset with Miyazaki after he said that 99% of modern anime is garbage and that hikis are scum?

Definitely. But conman would have still found a way to screw it up.

how are equal rights not a good cause?

you know what makes it worse?

LOOK AT THE FINAL BOSSES ARMS, THEN LOOK AT BECKS, NOTICE ANYTHING???

Good, that's what you retard weebs do best: shitpost.

Don't you have another animu fantasy world to delude yourself?

>Prom night

The fuck?
Are we back in the 80s now?

>SJW
>equal rights

99% of most anime is garbage, but so much has been made there's at least around 100-150 truly good series and about 50-100 truly good movies. And OVAs, plenty of good OVAs.

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JESUS MOTHERFUCKING HAROLD COCKSUCKING CHRIST

HOW DO THEY FUCK UP DASHING SO FUCKING BADLY

MMX and MMZ both had SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER dash mechanics than this game, and this one is apparently focusing on fucking dashing.

Firstly, they're requiring two steps to kill enemies. You gotta shoot / tag them first, then dash into them. Complete shit design, since it pretty much forces the character to approach the level in a single way with no REAL freedom, but it's workable. That is, so long as the motion's fluid. It's fluid right? What's that? You can't dash AND shoot at the same time? If you want to shoot you have to wait for your dash to stop?

Seriously, what the fuck.

They already removed as much freedom as they could from gameplay, and now they're ruining the fucking fluidity of the games. The MMX and MMZ series both REWARDED the player for mastering the dash + shoot mechanic by increasing the damage of the shot. If a standing shot (uncharged or charged) did X damage, a dash shot would do 1.5X or 2X damage depending on the game. This game just fucking says "NOPE, STAND STILL SO WE CAN ARTIFICIALLY PAD THE FUCKING GAME".

I know this game has looked like shit, sounds like shit, plays like shit, and the whole development process has been shit.

But it still fucking baffling how they can fuck up something so fundamental. Like, has absolutely NO one on the whole goddamn development team actually played their own fucking game? Have any of them ever played ANY fucking game?

No.
Maybe if inafune wasn't involved in any shape or form.
Then again, a mega man clone was the most retarded idea from the very beginning.

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If SJWs don't fight for equal rights then what do they fight for? tell me.

not really since Sup Forums actually knows the story behind this unlike the shitposters who keep spamming that retarded meme.

thats actually a cool point, never knew that about the x games actually.

I was 5 minutes away from backing 60 bucks on this shit.
I dodged a fucking bullet.

thats just your end game prize

its the hay in the needle stack

self righteousness and tyranny

they claim women's rights while they sip on their frappe, ignoring actual abuse from poor countries

I heard the double damage from a dash shot was actually a glitch in the first two X games. They took it out for X3 onwards.

Because those were actual games and not a sorry scam?
I think the braindead failures that backed this shit are as pathetic as Inafune.
Every actual Megaman fan knew the kind of hack this talentless garbage was for years.

More power for white liberal women.

I hope that one you faggots foolish enough to back this shit will stream it, I want to see how big of a disaster it is.

>self righteousness and tyranny
sounds like the typical trump supporter

the real question is, why does beck, the main character, have the lowest QUALITY model? disregarding designs obviously, as mn1 character looks retarded , especially when not burning, but its still a clean model.

i mean seriously what the hell.

>Every actual Megaman fan knew the kind of hack this talentless garbage was for years.

I tried to tell people, but nooooo, he's the savior of the series and blah-blah-fucking-blah. Doesn't even bother restating those things, this shit made 4 million for a reason.

Though naturally most of it was STICK IT TO CAPCOM LOLZ more than anything. He can't claim credit even for that

I mean, it makes sense and it sucks

but dashing and shooting is so elementary that I have a difficult time understanding how this got past the design phase at all, let alone put into an actual game

That boggles my mind too. You'd think that out of ALL the models in the game, they'd at least take the time to make the main character look good. It's what the player will be staring at for 99% of the game. Even in the cheapest games where almost everything looks like shit, they always make sure to put some effort into the main character.

dont ask me, i dont fucking know

>disregarding designs obviously, as mn1 character looks retarded
theres supposed to be a fire cape as well. the PC build has it, but the others dont.

again, i dont know why

Don't worry, all the hot let's players will be shilling it for at least a week

Looking forward to the next delay

How would you fix MN9?

Cancelling it.

Aborting it

Overhaul the whole thing and start from scratch

i would remove it

Build a wall around it and make Keiji Inafune pay for it.

Ask for 9 million this time around.

Rework the dashing mechanic to be more fun, particularly for boss battles.

The 3D artstyle does not look bad per se.
It's just EVERYTHING LOOKS FUCKING HORRIBLE

Why does he have an erection?

You can't fix this.

Is a burden from the start.

Funny that this game made solely by Inti-Creates and with less money is way better

Why is no one bothered by the protag's proportion? He looks like a fucking chimp. Big limbs small body and big head. I don't remember megaman looking that retarded.

>make it look like the concept art
>get rid of the retarded dash mechanic, just make it play like classic Megaman (you can add in other gimmicks to make it not a complete clone)
>actually put effort into the music
>don't let Inafune anywhere near the creative process
>no anime/cartoon/spinoff bullshit, finish and release the game before trying to jumpstart a "franchise"

But I'm sure with a Inafune-controlled budget that would cost 400 million dollars.

Speaking of Inti, the company that partially helped make MN9, here is a tweet from their CEO.

Make it 2D

As we all know 2D > 3D

What did he mean by this?