Redpill me on The Kirby

Redpill me on The Kirby

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Easy games, recommended when you wnat to chill and relax, don't expect much challenge and you will enjoy them.

Sure, first tell me what redpill means? Are there others? Greenpill, blackpill etc?

BORB

It is a term coined by the matrix I think, the blue pill wakes you up in your bed and the red pill shows you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Kirby's design was a placeholder, but they were too lazy to make him anything else, so we have the pink blog today (He was white at first)

The copying ability was nintendo being too lazy to come up with anything original, and was warning us they'd be copying their own formula for the next 20~30 years.

borb

We all live inside him

Oh, thanks, never saw the matrix so I never knew.

The games stopped being great after Kirby Air Ride.

Simple games, atmosphere similar to Touhou and many games have shooter segments, easy though 100%ing them is somewhat difficult. Also keeps a neat continuity if you pay attention to all the fine details.

he's a jolly fellow

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>jolly

In The Matrix, taking the red pill meant detaching from the matrix and seeing the world for what it truly is.
In US politics, red is the color choice for conservative parties such as republicans.
Sup Forums, a politically conservative board, adopted the term "redpill" to mean taking in information that is seen as the truth but "politically incorrect" because "the media is lying to us about X"
So when someone asks "redpill me on X" it means "tell me the harsh truth and reality about X"

There is another pill reference to The Matrix and that is the bluepill, which if Neo took the blue pill, he would remain in the matrix and continue living a lie in a fictional world. In US politics, blue is the color choice for liberal parties such as democrats. Sup Forums adopted the term bluepill to mean people that intentionally remain ignorant on particular subjects because it fits their political correct agenda. So when someone says "remain bluepilled", what they are really saying is "keep believing lies and live blissfully ignorant".

I chose the purple pill, I enjoy understanding both sides of the spectrum but not retarded enough to believe any side's bullshit.

there are 1000's of nameless kirby's. you control a different one each time you die

Which borb color is the best?

default and original white

I was always a fan of chalk, snow, and emerald.

Squeak Squad had more colors.

If it was the lighting making the audience look that way then Kirby would be the same shade.

The Meta Knight color palettes, obviously. Any other answer is wrong.

Those are Waddle Dees. Notice how they're all a shade of orange, while Kirby is in the same light and appears pink, they're slightly oval shaped instead of perfect spheres, and they aren't flexible enough to reach their arms all the way to the top of their heads to clap.

did barneyfag finally get fucked? I'm amazed he isn't here yet

Air Ride?

Some stupid buzzword made up by edgy alt-right conservative jackoffs to make themselves feel hardcore and 'enlightened' ever since public opinion turned on their fedoras and nice-guy attitudes.

Quite possibly the best 4 player game in existence.

>Air Ride is the closest to a full 3D Kirby game we have

Shhh! If you're going to say his name, at least say it in a way that disorts it! He can sense his name being invoked: he's like Candlej-

City Trail is the GOAT multiplayer game, up there with Melee and Rocket Arena.

I've always liked orange on gray.Carbon master race.

Good but the game should've focused more on City Trial

Come on now user. You know candlejack is played out. God, I can't remember the last time I read th

>Played Nightmare in dreamland, Amazing Mirror, and Squeak squad when I was younger
>What the fuck is the point of one-off abilities like beam and spark what the fuck
>Play Super Star Ultra years later
>Why can't all the game's abilities be like this
At last I truly understand why people say it's the best

summed it up in a single sentence, what did your autistic, irrelevant explanation achieve?

>I chose the purple pill, I enjoy understanding both sides of the spectrum but not retarded enough to believe any side's bullshit.

Was it just an excuse to post your retarded, 'I'm superior to both sides of the debate' purple pill bullshit? Fuck off.

not correct. they are darkened for effect in all versions of the game. Are you saying these are black waddledees?

They are darkened in Kirby's Dreamland. In Spring Breeze DS they are not, no alternate lighting is cast on them and they cast shade on each other.

Is dead, go tell king Dedede, KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! Is dead

Those glasses make him look 1/5th more cool than average.

Needs a sequel entirely devoted to City Trial.

>Avoiding spoilers for Robobot
>Doing a good job so far
>Watch one (1) Robobot review to see how people like it
>Alright, looks great
>Glance at sidebar
>Recommended for you: Kirby Planet Robobot ALL BOSS FIGHTS
>Thumbnail is one gigantic spoiler of what I think is supposed to be Nova
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK YOU YOUTUBE
Two more weeeeeeeeks

>Watch one (1) Robobot review to see how people like it
why would you watch anything Robobot related before playing it. It's your own damn fault.

Got me too, with the final boss from Dreamland 2. This is a new type of bullshit since I only looked up like one vid about kirby, I'll have to keep it in mind for future games.

Anyone know where's a good eur or usa cia of kirby planet robot?

I got it worse, I didn't watch any Kirby related videos for years then it comes up in my damned feed YouTube needs to ban users who put spoilers in the thumbnails for games that have not released in all country's.

I'm quite possibly the only person on Sup Forums that doesn't sing the praises of Air Ride. I think it's okay, but massively, inconceivably overrated. And yes, I've played City Trial with friends.

The one-button control scheme is just too basic and barebones to actually feel like you're doing anything. Also, City Trial is literally just wandering around the map aimlessly until the minigame starts. It's fucking boring after a while.

City trial is more interesting when you have stuff unlocked. Looking for Dragoon/Hydra parts while upgrading the stats required for the hinted event it's fun, it's indeed overrated but isn't in any way bad either.

The few times I played Air Ride were on a fresh save file, so nothing was unlocked. That may have played a factor. Is there any shame in downloading a complete save file? For games like this and Smash Bros for example, half of the fun for me is unlocking the hidden extra shit. But, I'm so busy nowadays I don't see myself playing through Air Ride and grinding until I have everything, especially with all the other games in my backlog.

Go ahead and download one, I'm not assuring you the game may click on you but the Dragoon/Hydra search should make the game more interesting. Air Ride itself it's really basic and I wish it got a sequel with a more complex City Trial.

Why are you lying to yourself? You really must of not have played it with actual living people cause what a un-cool dude you are. Tell me your top 10 games so I can pass judgement on you.

you have horrid reading comprehension skill, sir.

In terms of free for all console multiplayer timewasters, I prefer shit like Power Stone, Smash Bros, Dokapon Kingdom, Mario Party.

In terms of console racers, I prefer F-Zero, Wipeout, Kinectica, Rush 2049

Easy games to beat with extra modes that will push things a little bit harder. Kirby is Nintendo's experimental baby: If there's a new gameplay style, mechanic, or art style that Nintendo wants to try, usually it's a Kirby who gets it first.

As for lore, it's surprisingly deep if you really pay attention. Kirby games scarcely have any dialogue and, when they do, it's never about the overarching lore of the franchise. You will see returning villains, reincarnations of villains from previous games and even a little alternate-timeline shenanigans.

If you want a basic Kirby experience, try these: >Nightmare in Dreamland
>Kirby 64
>Super Star, or its remake, Super Star Ultra
>Squeak Squad
>Return to Dreamland
>Triple Deluxe
>Robobot

If you like exploration and finding a butt-ton of secrets try "The Amazing Mirror"

If you like racers, try Air Ride.

If you like weird games, try:
>Mass Attack
>Rainbow Curse
>Canvas Curse
>Epic Yarn

Have fun, stay pink.

Ah, fak. Learn to Enter key, me.

>no Dream Land 3
Why?

I always forget about that one. My bad.

Yeah, play that one as well. Then you get to meet Kirby's Animal Friends who also appeared in Dreamland 2. They make no major appearances after the game, but are referenced a lot in later games for fanservice.

Hmm, you're not a faggot afterall, but I'm watching you. *hisss*

She is autistic

A lot of the fun is in the unlockables, and the unlocking system. It's kinda fun wandering the city, finding new stars, getting more powerful, interacting with events, and having it all culminate with a stadium match. Its more fun with friends.

But what brings it all together in my opinion are the objectives you have to unlock things. Your goal is to earn everything, you're playing differently or focusing on different things, you're being challenged, you have different goals every time so you take different approaches to different aspects of the game. It's the icing on the cake that really brings the game together into a fantastic experience, and it makes air ride and top ride modes worth playing too.

But if you're the kind of guy who likes to spoil themselves, have all the content all at once, you probably won't like the game.

Marx's wings are really pretty

Do you guys think kirby would give good bjs?

Sup leddit

>Experienced in all of these various fields of study
Bullshit. Those are all copy abilities. The only "martial art' Vanilla Kirby knows is a slide kick.

Also he can talk like anyone else.

Why is it that every main villain has been based on, derivative of, or inspired by Dark Matter in some way?
Except Sectonia, who is refreshingly original. Necrodeus and Yin-Yarn seem to be based on Nightmare though.

Marx seemed fairly original.

HE SENDS IT RIGHT BACK AT'CHYA

I meant after the classic era.

So is it canon that kirby can split into multiple kirbys at will?

He doesn't actually divide himself. This was something that Sakurai explained in one of his Famitsu columns. When Kirby completes a stage, he becomes so happy that he's literally 'beside himself'. It's just a comedic visual representation of his internal happiness, it's not indicative of his actual abilities.

blah blah MLP vector fuck off

That's not the change I voted for, either.

what about making perfect 1:1 copies of enemies as his mindslaves?

You're not him. Stop pretending to be him and let his soul rest in peace.

>kirbys are a race
>pic shows one kirby and a bunch of waddle dees

Barneyfags soul can't rest user. Even in death he still shitposts.

Playing through Triple Deluxe to hype me up for Planet Robobot. Waddle Dees are dicks in this game.

Waddle Dees are innocent bystanders in Robobot though.

>that one level with the three little piggies reference

dropped my jaw

He's sacrificing his powers he got to summon his corresponding friend, kinda like how he can spit out Gooey whenever. It's the same Burnin' Leo or Knuckle Joe or whatever helper every time, common enemies and mid-bosses don't REALLY die.

They've always been dicks. They may be cute and incompetent, but in every game where they're enemies, they've had every intention of stopping Kirby.

So you're saying that the souls of copied enemies live on inside of Kirby? What about when they're turned into stars and spat out? What about when Kirby swallows enemies without abilities?

do newfags even know what "redpill" means anymore or are they just using it as a synonym for "explain something"

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(robobot spoilers)

Cherry, Emerald, and Chalk are my favorites

>So you're saying that the souls of copied enemies live on inside of Kirby?
No, he gives up a power to call in a friend with that power. They're people somewhere who are friends with Kirby, not an approximation of the powers he gives up, not spirits that dwell within him. It's gotta be some kind of teleportation thing.

>What about when they're turned into stars and spat out
Seems like things Kirby converts to stars or powers re-form later. Like how you kill Bandana Dee, but he's seen later in the next room.

>What about when Kirby swallows enemies without abilities?
They respawn later. Sometimes if you leave the area and return, sometimes if you edge away from their spawn point then move back.

nope

>that one faggot that blatantly shows the StarDream in the thumbnail

So if he were to somehow swallow metaknight, and then summon a helper metaknight, would it be a fake metaknight or the real one?
Jesus christ man what the fuck is kirby lore

>So if he were to somehow swallow metaknight, and then summon a helper metaknight
There isn't a helper Meta Knight, I don't think you're quite following me here.

Helpers are all members of a race, each with a specific power. Each helpet is a friend of Kirby. When Kirby gives up a power, it allows him to call in one of his friends with that same power.

>tfw 98% robobot
>I still need to grind them stickers
>play levels where I get 4 or more
>always get 1st in the end level mini game
>only get 1 new sticker

Ah, that makes more sense. I suppose the better question to ask is how the helpers mastered instant transmission

They can harness the love-force. That's a whole other can of worms.

gud explanation

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In at least one game (which I've played), Kirby can't actually get hurt, because the game over screen shows him simply going back to sleep.
He's about as durable as Cthulhu in that regard. His health bar is just the number of fucks he can give.

Robobot describes Kirby as having "Infinite Power".

You're absolutely right about the health bar.

Those are waddle dees you fuck

That's meaningless though. Meta Knight's sword has "infinite power"
Anything can have infinite power, what matters is how much of it you can use.

Xe is an easy mode game hero who promotes sjw sexuality

There is another kind of pill on this board that will awaken you to the truth.