I main mercy

i main mercy

>I main Roadhog

LITTLE

get on your knees and open your mouth then

>main mccree
>know hes broken
>kill every offense easily
>genjis think they can bait my flash so i just headtap them 3 times instead
>solo tanks in a flash / fan / roll / fan combo
>pick bitchass pharrahs outta the sky cause im hitscan and revolver does good damage
:^) hate me

>Main lucio
>Be good and never get told to change.

same
not by choice, but because no one fucking else will pick support ever.

RAINDANCER OR MECHQUEEN THOUGH?

Y-yes sir

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Wider you slut!

I just want to heal people and help my team ok

Exactly, your mouth does all the healing and support. And there's a looooooot of teammates here, so we need you extra wide to all fit.

>Tfw healsluts are real

feels good man, fucking little sissies healing while I protect them

W-well when you put it that way...

The shrimpiest dick.

>always thought they were a myth and Sup Forums was just full of fags
>overwatch open beta comes rolling around
>start bossing around mercy players since they are terrible, they act all submissive
>noway.jpg
>start bullying people in overwatch threads
>ERP for first time over the weekend

Why boner? This can only lead to bad ends...

Go on, tell us how much of a slut you are as you "heal" me.

How do I properly escape as mercy?

Hide behind a big strong Reinhardt.

>Healing a Pharah player
>See a roadhog coming for me
>I try to get Pharah's attention but she's looking the other way
>He chains me and drags me into a dark alley
>She dies

Is this what NTR is like

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Stop it cunts

No. If it were NTR she would've lived, and she would've gone on happily without you.

This was just your angsty shounen manga backstory.

>Healing a Pharah player
>She dies
>I rez her
>She Rains Justice from Above
>She gets quad kill and PotG

This is how blossoming lesbianism starts.

I got bullied by a Reinhardt player after we barely lost a game today. He said I had bad positioning and it's my fault we lost. I apologized but he told me to hang myself. All I could do was report him and I felt like crying so please don't bully mercy players unless they want it

Well looks like ill be looking up mercy porn now. Good job Sup Forums

>wait til everyone else has picked and then choose someone to fill a gap
>change heroes mid game to try and effectively counter the enemy
>tfw actually versatile instead of sticking with a single hero no matter how much your shit is getting pushed in

He wasn't wrong. Deep down you need to be bullied so you can shape up and start pleasing your teammates with good plays.

Give me some heal slut tips for Mercy.

Go back to /vg/ faggot

Damage boost ults

Don't look for the big revive, use it as soon as it's ready and 2 or more of your team is dead. It charges very quickly.

How are people finding top quality mercy art like that. Anyone know where to look?

>Its a "pair of neckbeards flirt with each other using anime images" thread

Maybe so...it's just that I'm pretty bad at actually playing so I try to make up for it by helping strong players and keeping everyone alive. But people are kinda mean to me and make me pocket heal them even if it feels like we'd do better if I healed everyone

The internet.

Just accept that as your role, you will be much happier and the sluttiness will come naturally.

Gee I never thought if that one before. Honestly though playes like the rule34 paheal are just flooded with shit teir art, but the shit in that gif is of high quality.

>that feel when you see 3-4 of your teammates die and you just pop them back up

>main Mercy
>multiple people added me because they thought I did a good job
>also got PotG already
>read this about bullying
Am I playing it wrong?

I wish I could do this. I just don't trust pugs to make up for my absence as support somehow (either by switching themselves, or playing better).

I'm thinking I just need to stop pugging, because it's ridiculous how the average "senses" of a player have gone down in the last two decades.

You can hold down RMB and spam click LMB to heal and damage buff.

Get a feel for when it's okay to blow a 1x rez. Don't hold onto it, it recharges pretty quickly when you're pushing. Also while I don't want to say "hold out for ebin 4-5x rezzes" there is some strategic thinking in letting people die and rezzing them over going back out into the fight and getting killed trying to heal them.

USE YOUR PISTOL. The difference between an adequate Mercy and a GOOD Mercy is sniping turrets and retards who stand still. Even just blindly unloading to an opening you know somebody was using to shoot at your team will discourage them.

Tumblr and paheal (which usually sources from tumblr)

its fun and all to pretend to be a healslut untill you die to enemy pro tryhard closed beta tracer 10 times because your "team" just doesnt give a shit or simply don't want to deal with something so annoying so they ignore it and have fun and great time deathmatching. Refunded

Maybe you could bully other healslut while you heal them? Could be a great mindfuck

That seriously must get utterly boring. Especially if you solo queue.

And I play only support in literally, LITERALLY every game under the sun that has it that Iv'e played

But bullying is mean, I just want to be nice to everyone. Micromanaging so everyone is in good shape for some reason is also enjoyable to me.

Actually, what hero has similar mobility? If there's already a Mercy I tend to swap out.

Maybe Mercy wasn't the right support for you? She's definitely the most helpless, you could always support with Lucio and not be a healslut of your team can't keep up

Everybody has mobility except for Roadhog, and he's a self-heal slut.

>pop them back up

You sly devil

Yeah but not to the same degree, Mercy's dash thing has nearly no cooldown and it goes really far, on top of that she can glide. I've been able to keep up with any other hero as Mercy so I'm inclined to think she's the most mobile provided that allies actually exist.

>you can like your own performance
Why?

>Play Mercy
>Dipshit McCrees and other players fuck off from the objective to play Rambo
>Everyone oblivious to Reapers, Genjis, and Tracers on the backline making mincemeat out of me
>Tanks charging balls deep across the map and past 5 enemy players
Mercy is my favorite character but solo queuing with her makes me want to tie a fucking noose

No. Tracer has the most mobility, followed by Lucio and Soldier 76

Go Lucio

Yup. I tried her once a few game ago and this is exactly what happened. Tracer literally ran circles around me and soldier 76 blew me the fuck out.

It was nice to heal my teammates but if they don't even try to defend you there just isn't any point. She is definitely "play premades with friends" the hero.

I hate that everytime anyone looked at me I was completely helpless.

>but her gun

Don't give me that shit, that things garbage.

I can easily keep up with those though, because she's supposed to.

For when you know you did work but your team doesn't acknowledge it, I guess.

I feel bad for Symmetra, as well placed sentries and teleporters and EXCELLENT support that can't be quantified or recognized by the average pug.

>Killing it as roadhog, landing every hook and insta-mincing enemies
>You've built up a reputation in the server and now enemies start to shit themselves when you show up
>Mercy notices you and glues to you for the rest of the game like a good little healer

She wants the whole hog

What does this actually do, if you get 5 or more or whatever?

>Play Reinheart
>Nobody groups up
>Play Mercy
>McCree across the map complains I'm not healing him

>You've built up a reputation in the server and now enemies start to shit themselves when you show up
No you didn't, get over yourself.

>Mercy glues to you
>Tell her to fuck off because you have a self heal
>Proceeds to hook someone off a ledge.

Roadhog is love
Roadhog is life

Legitimately though, playing Mercy and getting the occasional "thx healer

>main Bastion
>potg every single game I play

>Someone else playing Reinhardt
>They do a mad dash to the capture point alone swinging away

How long do you suspect until the shitters leave to play another game?

I want to milk mercy

This isn't a Shadow thread.

Makes you feel good about yourself.

why would you main the one with that weird pouch of fat above her puss

bonus xp

How many times on average do you think she 'a deals a deal's people.

And so a new healslut is born.

At first it's just a nice thing to hear from time to time.

Then you start working to always getting your team mates to say it.

Then it doesn't give you the same high it used to, until someone says something negative towards you.

Well they damn well should have considering nothing could kill me that match and everyone who got within range of my hook was guaranteed to die.

Extra exp at 5, 7, and 9.

D.VA here, thanks!

I want mercy to be my mum!

Who needs extra exp when you can just buy loot boxes?

>until someone says something negative towards you.

Does that even happen? I figure they just ignore you entirely. Like you're not there if you do well and you are not there if you do bad.

Be nice, she's 37 years old!

Two thirds of it is hiding inside the blubber.

It'll be something like, "Fuck you are a shit healer, do your fucking job." then you want to make it up to them

Fuck you Dva. You are worst tank. Your ultimate is garbage, your crit box is enormous, you do little damage, and you have no utility compared to the other tanks.

I would love to meet a 37 year old single woman like mercy Irl. She'd be mature and calm but at the same time just a bit desperate because she's still unmarried and wants kids. God, if only.

>Earlier today playing mercy
>Rez 4 people on the capture point all at once
>Managed to get a kill off with my pistol too
>Basically saved the match
>Play of the game as fucking Mercy
>Everyone loses their shit
>Get 10 vote ups and finally get the "legendary card" Thing

Fuck it feels good. It'll never happen again, but it felt fucking great.

>playing Mercy

>you have no utility compared to the other tanks
you clearly never played with a good D.VA that is just a total pest to the other team.
>Rush at their snipers, knock them off or kill them
>Impossible to get off the payload
>Self-destruct at appropriate times to mainly clear the way
>Rush to bastion, killing him while he kills the mech but not D.VA herself
>Go after Pharah, Mercy, etc.
Seriously, its incredible.

Wait, is there anything wrong with playing Mercy?

I believe that the best way to make mercy fun is to put tether points for her to grapple to across the maps, so she can still survive even without a nearby team mate and so you don't have to walk to the fucking point like a chump if you respawn alone which happens cause you get focused so hard

It's not impossible. Someone complained that I was following a full health Winston and followed him into the centre of fire instead of hanging back to heal the team, and to be fair he was right to complain.

Nothing at all, just be a good little healer and be sure to follow your big manly tank everywhere he goes.

Anything Dva can do i.e harassing, Winston can do better. Zarya's ult is top tier while Dva's is garbage tier. Roadhog is excellent for filling Mercy's ultimate meter and hook provides excellent utility. Reinhardt's shield and stun are invaluable.

By every objective metric, Dva is the worst tank. Even by waifuism she is inferior to Zarya.

Nah. I mean it's not very fun to play at times, especially if your team is a bunch of slow ground walkers, but good on you if you do.

Literally ignore them. If they give you shit? "aww darn I didn't get to you in time". Keep the team topped up and prioritize the most valuable member for each situation. If a tank is pushing your shit, heal and boost the damage dealer. If a Bastion or Torb need just enough health to get their turret to 2, do so. Don't be afraid to stop healing tanks halfway to heal more critical squishes. They don't need you stay on them forever. If anyone wants you pocketing them when it's clearly a bad idea, follow them for a bit and then ditch their asses when they inevitably push up.

I don't know about all of this 'healslut' nonsense, but I see the team as my bitch.

Dva is kind of like a tanky tracer but i agree that she's a Jack of all trades and any one tank can beat her in a given role.

>weird pouch of fat above her puss
it's not weird
it's perfect

Bullshit

>Charge at enemys doing 50 damage, following up with a punch just as you hit them for another 50 damage.
>Charge at turrets and bastions with your shield up, killing them as soon as you land
>Charge towards Pharas in the sky, same tactic
>Get behind enemys
>Huge damage to people in tight spaces
>Great area clearing ulti
>two lives, with the 'second' life being fast, and pretty high damaging


Stop trying to play her as a long range gunner you fucking mook, she's great when you're storming around capping objectives and destroying people. Shes the best Anti Turrent/Bastian character.

>Dva is the worst tank
stop thinking of her as a tank. Yes she can do that when needed, but she's far more useful harassing the other team. Dont let the ingame tank category fool you.

Do people use mics on PC or does everyone just type between deaths?

Every once in a while on console you'll get people with mics but they literally just say stuff like "shit" and "fuck" when they die and you can sometimes hear them breathe. Or they ask if anyone can hear them, and proceed to not talk the rest of the match if answered.

It makes you a fuckboy.

>I don't know about all of this 'healslut' nonsense, but I see the team as my bitch.

This.

Healsluts have really low self esteem for some reason.

Become high self esteem support master race.

Can her ult actually be disrupted in any way or do you just have to clear out. Cuz I can see that being pretty useful on defense in payload if not.