Who would win in a battle between Kratos the god of war and 7 trillion bees?

Who would win in a battle between Kratos the god of war and 7 trillion bees?

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Are the bees weaponized?

those look like honey bees
and if that little man can pick them up without protection i think kratos will be ok

How much prep time do the bees have?

duh

Can Kratos use magic? Can he go giant god mode?

Depends, are the bees attacking in one wave?
Were they provocated? Because pissed off bees would win for sure.

That would just make it harder to see the individual bees

the bees are pissed because he destroyed their bee house
no prep time

He can kill one bee
But then there 2 bee
Bee win every time

That depends.
Can Kratos HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA

idk kratos can cover himself in fire and electricity. it depends if he has enough mana to kill all 7 trillion bees

Kratos has a plethora of AOE attacks.

Bees = fucked.

kek

Bees with enough prep time

but are bees nice and friendly and cute :3

>7 trillion bees
>7,000,000,000,000 bees
kratos literally can't kill all of them if he tried

Bees could so much honey that Kratos would simply drown.
No match for the bees.

7 trillion bees weight approximately 840,000 tonnes. Kratos would collapse under their weight or suffocate or die of excessive heat.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh my ass off.

>god
>can be killed
dumb greek pagans

>die of excessive heat
>hfw they vibrate him to death

The amount of heat 7 trillion bees would generate if they were in one big swarm is not to be trifled with.

I'm with the bees.

Who would win in a battle between Kratos and 7 trillion beers?

bees are the bee's knees

How much time does Kratos have?

Depends which set of magic Kratos can use, if he's got Poseidon's rage then he wins, if he's only got his shit from 3 then bees.

Until the universe drowns, I guess.

I don't think people understand what 7 trillion bees means. That's an entire country of bees. Kratos would have to spend years to kill every single bee even if they all swarmed at him endlessly. Bees win.

>That video where bees kill a wasp by swarming its body and killing it with their body heat

If I could do whatever I wanted without having to worry about money, I think I'd be an entomologist studying honey bees or ants. Fucking social insects are so fascinating.

Do you have any idea how many bees that is?
They can cook him like they cook wasps.

But what's the difference between Kratos?

TOMMY GUN

That's a fairly large number of bees. I'm not sure if I can even comprehend that many bees. Where do they come from? Does this planet have such number of bees?

How about, say, twenty bees? The result depends on whether or not Kratos is allergic to bees.

Kratos. Hands down. He has plot armor and does the god and does the war. Plus he is much angrier then any amount of aggravated bees.

Ants are the tightest shit
As a kid I'd spend hours watching them work, still do it sometimes, just yesterday I observed them gangbanging a much bigger insect and then dragging it to their colony

the sun

that only applies if the bees were at least remotely involved with killing his family. Otherwise, they're on equal ground

The bees would definitely win that.

Can you even imagine 7 trillion bees?

>Just standing out in the field one day
>Can here a feint roar far off into the sky
>The ground goes dark
>Look up
>7 TRILLION FUCKING BEES DESCENDING ON YOU

>:3
Kys

Depends

Do the bees get cartoonish W101 powers like forming a giant fist or a jet fighter that fires bees?

>Kys
>tells others to kts
user please

These threads and the ones with dumb shit like 7 billion lions vs the sun never fail to make me lose my shit. Why is this even funny.

These threads and the ones with dumb shit like 7 billion lions vs the sun never fail to make me lose my shit. Why is this even funny.

I don't think they need to. There's 7 trillion of them.

Imagine all the honey.

I'VE BEEN STARING AT YOUR SHITTY THREAD THE WHOLE DAY FUCK YOU OP

FUCKIN BEES MAN

We've all had a bee in our houses. It's fucking terrifying. Now imagine you had, say, 5 bees in your house. How about 20? Might as well move at that point, the nature has won.

7 trillion bees is even more than 20.

Kys
You are 14

You are 14
Kys

Nah, he's always angry at everything regardless.

Kratos, if the bees kill him, he'll be back at base level and more pissed off than ever.
Then, he'll just slash his way through the bees and max level again.
Repeat untill kill count = 7 trillion and win.

FUCK YES, WE ARE BACK

That's something a 14 would say, just to feel confident.

Can Kratos take 7 trillion bee stings? If so, the bees will just kill themselves stinging him eventually.

I'm glad some people out there recognise how cool ants are, I've read up on them a fair bit and there are just so many layers of interesting things to learn about ants.

Like there are ants where queens of one species of ant will charge into the nests of another, kill the queen of that nest and lick it's dead body to acquire it's pheromones and take over the nest, even the ants of the invaded nest will treat the new queen like they did their old one, who will lay eggs that will hatch into ants that have lost the ability to look after their own brood (the ants of the invaded nest will do this until they are replaced) so the new ants will go to other nests and steal their larvae/pupae/whatever the term is to grow into the generation of slave labour for the nest.

>Kratos, 7 trillion bees and 1 trillion lions vs the sun

Who wins?

They don't necessarily have to sting him, just cover him, find their way to all airways, suffocating him. Plus, all those bees? That's a lot of heat being generated.

He may be a God of War, but no one ever waged a war against bees...

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Do bees actually do that when fighting a threat to their hive?

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Well, not necessarily the hive, but it's of their main priority, the Queen is more important than the rest of their lives and the hive.

It is a mathematical impossibility for Kratos to win. This is because of the laws of physical relativity and their relation to bee behavior.

You see, Kratos has a limited surface area and as such, only so many bees can sting him at a time. After the bees sting him, they die, and new bees can take their place and sting him. But this rate is constant and will take a very, very long time to exhaust with a supply of 7,000,000,000,000 bees.

Now, everyone knows that the more you fight against bees, the angrier they get. Killing other bees makes them REALLY pissed. And the angrier a bee gets, the harder it stings. Over the course of the waves of stingings, the bees will progressively get angrier and angrier and thus sting harder and harder - until the force of the sting is so great, that the mass required to sting at such a force creates a gravitational pull so powerful, that Kratos collapses into himself and turns into a black hole.

Of course, Kratos would die when that happens, but the bees are so numerous it's entirely possible that some of them won't be caught in the gravity well. So Kratos will definitely die, whereas some of the bees may survive. Therefore the best Kratos can hope for in a fight with 7 trillion bees is a draw.

>use gorgon head
>all bees turn to stone

gg

And I'm not sure if they do act that violent or not, but nature works in mysterious ways.

>crushed under the weight of 7 trillion petrified bees

do you think the world or our brains/eyes could process 7 trillion bees at a single time? do you think the frame rate would drop?

Kratos can lift chronos, a few trillion bees are no problem

For all those having a hard time imagining 7 trillion bees.
Think of all your loved ones.
All the people you work with
All the people you know
All the people you see in media
All the people you don't know

Now imagine all of them was replaced by 1000 bees each.

Just turn down texture detail, it might run smoothly.

JUST ATTACK AT NIGHT

i laughed

>the laws of physical relativity
>Kratos
heh

>the more you fight against bees, the angrier they get.
See The more you kill Kratos, the more pissed he gets.

>google this because I thought it was bullshit
>its not

I don't think they need to. There's 7 trillion of them.

Imagine all the honey.

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This is Kratos we're talking about. Of course they were provoked.

Kratos is a video game character. It isn't possible for him to exist in real life. It's not possible for 7 trillion bees to attack anyone in real life either, that's a fantasy element as well.

This would mean that the battle takes place in either fantasy or a video game. It's likely that Kratos wins, as protagonists do in video games and fantasy.

If Kratos is surrounded by 7 fucking trillions of stone pebbles with sharp pointy ends, then he is pretty much trapped and encased in stone and nails.

>7 trillion bee-sized stones now fall on Kratos

Even assuming it's a really low-density mineral like Calcium, that's still 75lb/cubic foot of bee.

Assuming these are pretty small worker bees measuring about 1/2 of an inch each, that's 13824 bees per cubic foot - 506,365,740 pounds in total once they're turned to stone. 253182.87 tons of stone. Arguably that will hurt worse than the bee stings.

>he thinks bees dont exist

Why do you assume Kratos is the protagonist?

It's easier to kill 7 trillion bees than killing 1 single bee

That seems to be a rough estimate of how many honeybees there are on the planet.

Million keks.
Could only be worse if they were fucking wasps.

7 trillion is a lot but man kratos can kill Titans he can kill them.

CIA?

Funny, I just replayed GoW1 this week for the first time in 7 years or so. Its no DMC, but it has more depth than I remembered. I'd forgotten it had parries/perfect blocks and cancels

lost it

No, only Mulan.

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According to this, there are 10-50 trillion bees in the world as we speak. In the whole fucking world.
Considering that, 7 trillions is a God-damn HUGE number. 70% of total bee population would attack one single person, Kratos, if we are to trust that there are 10 trillions of bees worldwide. Not as many bees as jews died in the Holocaust, but still a lot of fucking bees.
If they all attacked Kratos at once, he is finished. Hell, Kratos would lose even if the bees did NOT attack him. All they have to do is surrond him. He would eventually suffocate.

And if by an unlikely chance Kratos does survive and does indeed kill all the bees, he would still lose. Know why? Because modern scientists and ecologists estimate that if all bees die off, a huge chain of events will ignite and humanity would eventually die off with them. Hell, the whole planet would soon die off. Bees are pretty God-damn important to the ecosystem, and if 7 trillion of them die suddenly, the rest of them wouldn't be able to keep up with the reproduction, and the whole world would soon die along with them.

plenty of wasp species do pollinate and produce honey
as chill as bees generally are, plenty of wasps are so small and docile they're less threatening than some bee species

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>Not as many bees as jews died in the Holocaust, but still a lot of fucking bees.

>10-50 trillion bees
that's some FUCKING variance there, source man
i don't often see a claim with a margin of error of FORTY TRILLION BEES more than the lower prediction

did the bees make Kratos angry?

>1 billion hives (at 10,000-50,000 bees/hive this is 10-50 trillion bees)
It's based on how many hives there are. The number of hives is a far more predictable and accurate number, but it's harder to estimate how many bees populate exactly every hive world-wide.
Plus, we are not talking about 10 vs 50, we are talking about X trillion vs Y trillion. Not that huge of a difference when we are talking about numbers this big.

Kratos would win. Just by creating a few layers of bees the bees would generate heat that would kill all bees in the inner layers. The bees would drop by the billions the moment the form a mass. Their stinger can't pierce the skin of kratos. They can't suffocate him since they would suffocate themselves first since Kratos can hold his breath very long. Kratos can also create enough force to break trough the bees everytime. The bees couldn't deal with such a mass of friendly bees they would literally kill themselves every chance they got.

Uh, wouldn't the bees also die, at least the ones towards the center? It is not as if the bees are immune to the heat also.

Check out their genetics. Workers are more closely related to each other than to their offspring of they could have them making it better for their fitness to work for the good of the hive than to leave and make their own offsprings.
In a way their like one complex organism even tho they look like individuals.