Why don't you have a qt gamer gf yet Sup Forums?

Why don't you have a qt gamer gf yet Sup Forums?

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Because I have social anxiety

Because I have an even cuter bf you faggot

>You can't find the perfect gaming girl because any girl who is truly dedicated to video games sits would be fat, ugly and smelly just like you. Pic unrelated.

fixed

Because they are literally cancer

>picture OP
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>women
>good at anything

Because I can't expect to love somebody else or have somebody else love me if I don't love myself yet.

Its unhealthy and all the "gamer" girls i know have a lot of issues

Not a good idea

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too deep for me

Thats bullshit, people are perfectly capable of loving each other but hating themselves in turn.
Source: my life

same here

Why would she wear that short dress if she's gonna keep fiddling with it

I am attracted to this?

Imagine the potential /ss/

Because no woman will ever look at you like this

Holy fuck, and they want to be payed equally?

because 3dpg

>what are agents/PR reps

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Did she had a dildo in it or something ?

Damn
That's rough

>Why don't you have a qt gamer gf yet Sup Forums?

Because I sit at home all day playing video games, just like >her.

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Metal gear?

You are sick if you find this attractive. She's like 14 you sick fucks

>being a fag

Got my best friend's sick, lonely, nerdy little sister interested in me at a young age as a backup. We've been together over three years.

AMA.

That's not a life I want to live

99999999999

>not posting the complete version

bazinga

Rollingo

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Because i only go out of my house to buy groceries

>Newcastle United Jets Football Club, commonly known as Newcastle Jets, is an Australian professional soccer club based in Newcastle, New South Wales
>a fucking australian team

for ronda

I'm not fat, ugly or smelly!

I'm in good shape, I think I'm handsome (my Mum says I am, she even bought me a cup that says "Morning Handsome" on it) and I bathe regularly and wear expensive eau de toilette.

Why is her face so greasy?

i just can't laugh at this. this is sad

Rollling

because
1- maybe i'm ugly
2- not very social skilled
3- i don't like videogames anymore, i'm 20 years old, you need to grow up nerds

>not being a fag
ok

qwe

that happens to people who happen to be outside and/or active

*unzips dick*

there's also a screenshot version
male is normal
female is a picture of the pc screen taken from a phone
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>wanting to spend most of your time with your GF

I don't want one. I don't play video games and I wouldn't want a girlfriend that plays video games. Video games are cancer.

YES

For you

no you faggot he is right. take that gollum-eyed goblin out of here. i wouldn't even fuck that bitch with 's dick

>tfw no qt Mexican drone gf

youtu.be/jdcVuUX0-JQ

Cringed

>cute
>gamer
chose one

Women are cattle

You dont let a dog or swine sit at your table, you don't let a cow or horse talk back

Giving these animals more rights than the right to get married and give birth was the gravest mistake in history

Then why is being a greasy part of an insult for shut-ins?

Sexy

>watch sports
>have tatoos
god no

I don't see why that's funny.

I did but I got rid of her about two weeks ago cause she tried to pull some juvenile bullshit with me. I knew that shit was too good to be true.

Hmmm let me think because women steal your money and whinge in your fucking ear constantly. I can't share so I would have to buy her a separate console and games. I want a women who doesn't play video games and does what she is told.

Mfw you will never find a wife in the 21st century who is obedient and carries out your every command.

gg ez

Thank god, she looks retarded.

>bagging on Newcastle New South Wales

fucking bogan, I bet you're a Broncos supporter too ya faggot.

Newcastle Knights supporters are cancer

because gamer guys are spergy enough as it is

They got beaten by a shit under 15 team

I am a cute gamer tho
It is possible silly boy ;)

You people are fucking retarded. I hope everyone that replied to this gets b&.

>baka article
>The Matildas suffered a surprising loss
>surprising

Does your Mommy know you're talking like that on the internet? I can't imagine she'd be proud of you. :(

Please tell me where you think you are.

KEK

because i rather have people who enjoy being outside as much as i do
if i wanted a copy of myself i wouldn't even try to get a gf

Women don't even have any interests, everything they like they like for attention.

Go away david

Eh if I must

Beat me to it

Because I'm borderline so fuck having a relationship. It's better for everyone if I just seclude myself from society

It's funny that they were destroyed by australians, the lowest of the low
Can't you get a simple concept?

>Newcastle Knights supporters are cancer
They exist?

Good goys, every woman is an evil harpy who'll steal your money and cheat on you, never get married, never reproduce

is mimi the hottest CSGO girl?

How did that turn out for you?
By sick, do you mean prone to getting sick or permanently with an illness?

Because I live on the empty side of an island.

>i don't like videogames anymore, i'm 20 years old, you need to grow up nerds

Why are you here then. Please exit stage left.

I did and it was terrible
She was a very clingy and needy person

The Matilda's are an Australian team R-tard.

They exist you just have to learn how to deal the occasional complete mental breakdowns and fits of crying for no reason.

All women are insane but the modern obedient ones are something special.

Jokes on you, Shekelstein, I have shit genes.

I'd say he fits perfectly here
If anyone needs to leave it is you

Because her taste would never be good enough for me so I'm dating a chink because they're easy.

What island big boy?

your answer is in eastern europe and asia

mst people there are conservative when it comes to household rule

SAVAGE

Rollo

I had a girl that liked me once
she was small and cute
but I only realized that she liked me when she didn't like me anymore

R O L L

>Not going to the populated side, bringing a sloot back to your humble abode and seducing her.
>If she says no you can easily rape and murder her because you live on an empty island

It's like Life's giving you lemons and you're squeezing them in your fucking eye.