Muda muda muda muda! you have but nine seconds of stopped time to defeat me, Dio...

muda muda muda muda! you have but nine seconds of stopped time to defeat me, Dio. the last videogame you played is your stand, do you have what it takes do win against my stand ZA WARUDO?

stando powah [ D A R K E S T D U N G E O N ] - fighting this stand causes and incredible amount of stress, to the point of creating mental disorders such as ptsd or even alcoholism

>last game
Megaman BN3
>stando powah
[Style change]
Can switch between styles at will, each give me a good stat boost on a single stat

Do this is autism

who invited this clown

STANDO POWAH [ G O L D E N. S U N]
This stand allows me to link myself with several elemental spirits that each boost my abilities and stats in different ways. Then at times, i can choose to temporarily severe those links to unleash a tremendous ultimate attack.
Also gives me telekenesis and the ability to read minds of people right next to me.

Still probably couldnt beat the world

Fuck off.

nobody can stop this stand [B U T T H U R T A N O N]. this stand has the ability to post angrily in any thread, without anyone giving a single shit

STANDO POWAH [ C O O K I E C L I C K E R ]
My stand allows me to create unwieldy amounts of cookies and controllo them at will! It can even go back in time (provided I make more cookies in that time)!

STANDO POWAH: [TWICE AS BRIGHT]

Basically Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

>Stand powah
Arkham Knight

Competent at close range combat, can summon a vehicle within a certain range. However is prone to a lengthy start up time, stuttering, and all together disappoints those who observe it.

You okay reatard?

stando powah [S P E L U N K E Y] this incredibly weak stand can only take three hits, but after that is resurrected to full strength

are these like ethereal stand cookies or are they edible

>The World vs The Universe

Ayy

I'll use the power of friendship

[ F R O Z E N S Y N A P S E]
I can stop time and plan a sequence of actions, but any else can as well.
Basically a really shitty version of za warudo/stah pratinum

These cookies taste just as real
as the defeat you're about to taste!

(they are edible)

[ROCKET LEAGUE]

It's just Wheel of Fortune but with TUBRO, and it summons a giant ball

you can determine an area as a goal, if you get that ball into the goal you become stronger for each goal, until you change the goal area

MY UNSTOPPABLE STANDO, [ O V E R W A T C H O ] CAN SNARE PLAYERS FROM ANY OTHER GAME AND KEEP THEM TRAPPED UNDER MY HYPNOTIC SPELL. ANYONE WHO PLAYS LOSES THE WILLPOWER TO PLAY ANYTHING ELSE, WHILE STAYING OBLIVIOUS TO THE GLARING FLAWS AND SHITTY COMMUNITY

Stand: [ K I L L E R I N S T I N C T]
Power: Anything struck by my stand receives multiple hits for every one strike, equivalent to the amount of punches the person or object has thrown in their lifetime

STANDO POWAH [ R O C K E T L E A G U E ]

The stand designates a person or object as the [BALL]. Any vehicle in range of the [BALL] will try to charge into it at high speed, whether manned or not

[N E W V E G A S]
Power: shoot things really quickly w/ 100% accuracy and make everything slow down

Stand: 「DOWN TO CHINATOWN」
Power: Can replicate other stand powers with certain limitations if the owner is able to program them into 「WAD」

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STANDO POWAH [ N U C L E A R. T H R O N E ]

With this stand of incredible power I'll have an arsenal of immense weaponry with intense skill with them. However, each time I defeat you, a new more powerful and less stable you comes from an alternate dimension into our world with the intention to destroy me.

>my trusty ae86

i'll be fine since Dio cant fell the NO ONE SLEEPS IN TOKYO

How do you make the real Stand "["s and "]"s?

「B R A V E L Y D E F A U L T」
When I encounter another stand user, we both get trapped in a designated [area] for the duration of our battle. Escape from this designated space is impossible, and for every [second] I take no action there is one [second] added to a faster - than - light period when I do move. This faster-than - light period can be accessed when I have zero [seconds], but at the cost of rendering me immobile when I finish my actions. If I'm well rested for three nights in a row, I can ZA WARUDO and prevent the enemy from moving as I rain down destruction upon them, regardless of how many [seconds] I have stored up. If I'm able to plan for an upcoming battle, I can alter my stand's abilities to give me differing powers like pyrokinesis, absurd defenses, ridiculous stamina, and so on.
It probably isn't enough to beat DIO unless I play to his cockiness and remain immobile for a good amount of time. It would probably be enough to defeat most stand users though.

[GOTHIC ARMADA]


Dio has the power of the world, but can he defeat the summoning of an entire 40k fucking battlefleet?

i use my stand, 「C O P Y A N D P A S T E 」

copy them from wikipedia

STAND POWAH [ W O R M . I S ]
This stand instantly defeats anything it touches with it sides and rear but is instantly destroyed when hit from the front.

This is actually really JoJo-like, good job user.

>「S U P E R M A R I O W O R L D」
I guess it's the same as The World, I get time stop but I also become a dirty sneaky Italian? I don't fucking know man

your stand is exactly like the world, but dresses like mario and slightly overweight

[ G O T H I C A R M A D A ]

Your arrogance is your weakness Dio! My Stand darkens the skies with the Emperors Holy FIre.

It is also incredibly inaccurate

I have the stando powah [BLOOD MONEY] It sneaks up on you disguised as a friend and slits your throat.

my stand, JUSTO CAUSE TU has the ability to change physics to suit my needs, be it falling diagonally or grappling towards the ground to slow my fall

stando powah [ L E F T 4 D E A D ] - this stand mutates nearby creatures and objects into paralyzing traps that ensnare my opponent, neutralizing them and their stand. Only through another stand can they be rescued.

My stand 「F A C T O R I O」allows me to creat complex mechanisms and contraptions by deconstructing common objects and materials around me!

It loses

>This thread

「AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD」
let me reach into my bag of holding real quick to find some turbo

Stand: Overwatching Genji
Power: Allows you block all incoming attacks with your stand from any direction. Also allows you to use a sword of stand energy that can cut through anything.

When dio is about to finish me off with throwing knives I deflect them all, or when he gets in close for the kill I cut him down with the blade.

STANDO POWAH [ D U N G E O N T R A V E L E R]
Allows the user to seal monsters (I'm assuming stands apply here too) into a book. User also has a harem of barely legal girls.

>he doesn't enjoy casual autism

Why contain it?

「H O T L I N E」i turn any objects around me into a high powered projectile or melee weapon. basically my stand is stah pratinum but i need to be holding something

muda muda muda muda muda!

(not my art, obviously)

>last game played: Silent Hill 4: The Room

standoh powah [T H E R O O M] - traps the opponent in a small apartment room existing outside of space and time; the room gradually rots and falls apart along with the occupant.

Basicly like the hanged man but in the real world and not the reflection dimension.

Kinda like Burning Down The House?

STANDO POWAH : [U L T I M A T E D O O M]
Double Barrell Shotguns, BFGs, and Chainsaws galore

>The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
I've posted this already but here we go again
STAND:「S A C R I F I C I A L」
Power: C
Range: C
Durability: D
Precision: B
Potential: A

This stand appears as a small, uncanny baby that can cast projectile acid tears. It constantly leads its user to accidents, tools, and events that horrifically deform the user. The stand reflects these changes, which also modify the tears' attributes.

Probably not of much use against The World

>implying guns

I want to fuck Dio

what an autistic thread

Didn't know about that one. Read up on it and yeah, but instead of being a defensive power it would be offensive.

you will be the one getting fucked user, by both vampire and stand cock.

Stand [Phantomu Painu]
*powers were cut due to hideos 3 year long twitter vacation during development

only since you're here

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Stand: [ T E A M F O R T R E S S 2]
FINGER BANG BANG

BEHOLD MY STAND
「S I M P L E A N D C L E A N」

It's like Hey Ya! But instead of encouraging through solid advice. It inspires the user with bullshit speeches about the power of friendship and light overcoming darkness.

As a secondary power, it can open any lock.

Stand name [NepuNepu]
The stand or may not work against the opponent, if it does, he/she will see me as a cute girl, then I can start spouting memes that will drive him/her to suicide

topkek

Have they reached the end yet? I want to watch the anime but I won't watch until it is finished.

>[S I N & P U N I S H M E N T]

I swear that's already a stand tho...

But anyways, lots of daka and monster transformation. Dio is gonna get shit on.

My Stand [FIAA EMBUREM] will be the judge!
Its power allows me to summon an unlimited amount of anime sword fighters to join our little brawl and smash you

STANDO POWAH
[ P E R S O N A ]
hey wait a second...

[Left 4 Dead]
As soon as you summon it it disappears

[Nine hours, nine persons, nine doors]
Takes the form of an object and hides a copy of itself nearby and anyone that touches one must touch the other in 81 they explode.

「T R U E G E N T L E M A N」 has the ability to stop time and turn any situation into a simple puzzle with infinite time to solve. Luckily, every puzzle has an answer.

「 W O R L D I N C O N F L I CT 」

Dio, you dare underestimate just how much artillery my stand can call in!?

「LEGION BETA」
Allows the user to power of rollback, reverting everything that has happened up to 10 minutes, granted the user didn't die

STANDO POWAH
[ Dāku Souru ]
Doesn't matter how many times you defeat/destroy this stand it will always come back, eventually lets the stand user to achieve some sort of immortality. Can steal other people's humanity to buff himself, also the stand becomes stronger each time it defeats another stand user
Destructive power: B
Speed: C
Range: B
Durability: C
Precision: B
Potential: A

Jotaro dies in Part 6.

STANDO POWER [O B J E C T I O N]
CAN DISABLE ANY STANDO POWER

「TEAM FORTRESS 2」

It creates hats. People that put the hats on become obsessed with collecting more hats over all else.

STANDO POWER 「C I T Y P L A N N I N G」!

Dio, I think you're underestimated how little traffic my city has...

「D A R K S O U L S 3」
>Power: Varies from E~A
>Speed: C
>Range: C
>Durability: D
>Precision: B
>Potential: A
This Stand's special ability, 「G I T G U D」, allows it to adapt to an opponent's abilities and learn to counter them the more damage it takes from them, due to this neither the Stand nor user can be killed unless they lose the will to live. Can mimic the abilities of enemy Stands it defeats. Grows stronger around open flames and temperatures exceeding 30°C.

「DEVIL MAY CRY 4: SPECIAL EDITION」

It boosts the user's level of motivation to insane heights, making them virtually indomitable in battle. Only completely annihilating the user's body may stop their otherwise unstoppable rampage.

SUTANDO POWA 「PONG 」- You will be caught in my infinite ball loop!

My stand [E T R E A N T, A C T 4] allows me to draw down a [M A P] that persists until I draw another [M A P]. Any animal, machine, or plant life within the boundaries of the [M A P] becomes larger, tougher, and extremely aggressive against anyone within the bounds of the [M A P] to the point of sentience and sudden mutation!

Dark souls 2
>stand powa
[Gank]
Summon 2 ghost like figures with overpowered Weapons,

STANDO POWAH 「H E A R T H S T O N E」

MAKES MY ENEMIES INCREDIBLY LUCKY AND MAKES ME NEVER EVER LUCKY. MY ENEMIES GET SOLUTIONS OUT OF NOWHERE TOO

Your post reeks of cancer.

Kill yourself.

「SMASH WIIU」

This stands ability causs foes to start arguing with its user about how shitty it is while citing previous stands the foe has fought.

STANDO POWAH「DOOM」

Allows me to move at extreme speeds and RIP AND TEAR anyone it touches

[DARK SOULS]

This Stand is the strongest stand ever. In order to defeat it you must git gud, and even then you are going to die over and over again. When not fighting, this Stand tells the greatest stories ever told. Even its sworn enemies are mesmerised by its rich lore.

This Stand is unbeatable to casuls.

>last game
King of Fighters XIII
>Stando Powah
「Diablosis」
>power
This stand allows me to manipulate and travel thru time and steal the powers of other fighers

Easy.

Embarrassing animeonly faggot

「 OMEGA RUBY」
You're mega fugged, Dio.

If he could so easily beat Emerald, he'll have no trouble with Ruby.

[M A J O R A ' S M A S K]
Remote type Stand
A shapeshifting Stand that Can morph into objects that are worn on the face such as glasses or put near the face like a cup of coffee
Once worn takes shape of a mask that cannot be removed unless the user is defeated or if the wearer is the user himself
Can change the wearer's appearance
User can trap souls in masks, when these masks are worn can change the appearance of the wearer into the likeness of the trapped soul, also grants the wearer whatever abilities the soul has

「 DIVINE CYBERMANCY」

After designating an area of effect, anyone who enters cannot understand or gain knowledge from anything that anyone else is saying or doing.

Stando: [BUNNY MUST DIE]
I can stop time for way longer AND attack people within time stop
I can alos parry ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING, and grow tits to become heavier and not even flinch at hits.
Then as a last stand attack, I literally become supersaiyan and fly, switch weapons and spam homing rockets with little regrets, and anything I touch gets hurt

[KILLER7]
My stand has the ability to take the form of one of seven different assassins, each with unique abilities of arguable usefulness.