Guys, I just spent $300 on loot boxes but now I'm afraid to open them because they could all be blues. D-did I fuck up...

Guys, I just spent $300 on loot boxes but now I'm afraid to open them because they could all be blues. D-did I fuck up, Sup Forums?

>$300 on virtual shit that is worth absolutely nothing

Yeah, you did.

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>Buy something meant to be opened
>Dont open them

Here is your (you)

Pics or it didn't happen

For that money you could have lost your virginity thrice user
Instead you'll be a virgin with a lot of low quality but also completely virtual shit.

more like you spent 300 on the resolution of your image

Legendary has a pity timer on them. I got 7 skins and 5 gold drops (2.5k) from 75 boxes.

You need ~500 boxes to get every item in game, assuming no duplicates. So if you got like 350 boxes out of that, you should have more than enough gold at the end to get every legendary skin in game.

kys yourself my man

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$100 hookers?
Not where i live.

>kill yourself yourself my man

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You can basically assume it functions like Hearthstone packs; ie it has psuedo rng and each non-legendary increased your chance of a legendary.

Dont open them. Will make them less valuable.

Well you'll never save up, enjoy rubbing your dick to your shit skins, I'll get them for free in SFM

Have fun with all those highlight intros when you're [spoilers]Too shit to ever get POTG[/spoilers]

can you even trade stuff with other players?

>people actually buying boxes

So it's confirmed that only full-blown retards play Overwatch.

Gamespot opened 50 boxes and that cashed out 2000 in in game currency and two gold skins.

So basically 4 gold skins. Buying boxes does not seem worth it at all, the RNG is the same as the level up boxes.

Bet everyone is hoping for in-game trading and thus that their shit will be worth money again at some point

By the time in game trading is in most of the people playing regularly will have got a fair amount of skins from just leveling up and probably won't bother trading for money. Buying boxes is a waste of money no matter how you look at it.

>already have 2 legendary skins and one epic
>don't even care about cosmetics

I'd rather rub muh duck all day then have an std

>Bet everyone is hoping for in-game trading

Then they're fucking stupid.
Even if it was implemented eventually the cosmetics wouldn't be worth shit, especially when compared to the sum they spent on all those chests.

Obviously user, its literally a fucking gambling-wall between you and the stuff you "want" if you are so faggot-inclined.


People are fucking retarded today and Blizz has been making money off of that in the extreme for years.

People dont even realize that a blizzard flop is still a massively profitable endeavor.

OHHH NO, BEING A VIRING IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF INSANE WOMEN AND MEN.

I doubt they'd do this, the nature of overwatch cosmetics doesn't align with a market like cg:go.