Its up!

Its up!

>youtube.com/watch?v=Ts4LWPKJgKs

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miscarriage

Well that was fast.

CHECK EM

ALL 7

Fuck off.

if you're going to post this trash, at least have the decency to put "enb" or "eceleb" somewhere in the OP so my filter catches it

Sevens errywhere

Awww shit

ayo hol up what the fuck

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All those 7s god damn.

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Wew

pancreatic cancer

>Give the eyes to the Firekeeper
>"Wow, this is much more interesting"
>Link the fire in the end anyway, without even acknowledging the summon sign.

He was distraught from his friend's recent death, give him a break.

I think he just straight up missed it.

MARKUS!!!!!

Yeah, I'm thinking he's just plain retarded at this point.

Literally blinder than the firekeeper

>that monologue at the end

one man cringe machine

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>I took my glasses off after defeating SoC and missed the summon sign. GG namebro :(

From the comment section where he posted.

>I took my glasses off after defeating SoC and missed the summon sign.

This fucking retard
That's the perfect conclusion. A final example of how """observant""" this dumbfuck is

Nice 8

DID HE FUCKING MISS THE FIREKEEPER SUMMON?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

You wouldn't be able to see shit if you constantly had tears in your eyes too.

>Mr. I play offline so I don't have to fight people
>Getting platinum

How exactly does he plan on doing this?

>completely missing the summon sign
I've heard of tunnel vision but this is fucking ridiculous.

GUISS MY GLASSES WERE OFF
C'MON
GIMME A BREAK

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>Tears

What the fuck are you talking about

check my 9

ok

I know ENB in real life, the guy had 3 miscarriages, has a family in poor health, a marriage in shambles and just recently had his best friend die.
I'd like to see you be all fucking MLG and "observant" with that sort of life, much less record and commentate on a playthrough.

>AVGN thread gets deleted
>This is still up

Nah look at this 5

4

Off by 5

You mean this 9?

For those catching up on earlier episodes, take a sip every time he says "I forgot to put on second chance"

He boasts about being so observant though you fucking cuckold
You're retarded anyways for making up dumb shit

Yes and porn threads on Sup Forums get to 400 posts every other hour

>Overanalyse shit that doesn't matter.
>Constantly miss the shit that matters.

this post is a 3
the post below it is a 6

Then he should get an actual fucking job and not try 50 times to make a child instead of just using some elses semen or some shit right away

I heard that motherfucker had like 12 miscarriages

yeah my grandma passed away 2 days ago so should i be excused for being a fucking idiot?

Hard Man is from Megaman 3

In the land of the trolls, the mods are just the biggest trolls of them all.

Hey, his constant hitting of every wall he could see did finally pay off though.

well
this is an 8

100 get

>goes back to the vordt bossroom with binoculars 1000 times
>misses every single one of the 10+ statues in archives and lothric
>misses most ashes

3+4

>3 miscarriages
>LOL

dubs

witnessed

876

Strong start

E
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C
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BAKA BAKA

Found this 9 for you

>he had 3 miscarriages

didn't realize he had a pussy and a pair of ovaries

maybe you should stop trying to get your infertile wife to stop chugging out dead babies

The third miscarriage was from a surrogate mother which he inseminated.

kek but true

I thought that was the sixth?

Stop with the fucking miscarriages shit already that was years ago and they have a daughter
You're not sad your whole life because of a miscarriage when you actually have a child afterwards.
And if he's poor than he should get an actual job instead of making dumb YT videos and podcasts

Damn. No wonder Bloodborne gave him PTSD.

Their child was before the miscarriages though.

he should just get someone to fuck his wife for him, there are plenty of weebs on here who would happily give it a shot

I WANNA SEVEN TOO

Then stop trying to make even more kids when you can barely feed one

You got it senpai

damn son

>Has 3 miscarriages with 2 different women
>Since he's from the south probably blames the women and won't admit that it's his semen that is retarded and refuses to get his potency checked.

>no more pig posting soon
I'm finna miss it famitsu

Bro

Smug pepe?

My god this nigga is blind as hell

Playthrough 2 will be about the same with him not getting Yoel quest because you have to die relatively a lot which doesn't happen on 2nd run.

OP wins the jackpot I guess

>dedicated to some dead nignog
>"Some shit is just beyond me, Jason." sorry i couldn't cure your cancer brother
>missing the summon sign
>taking off glasses for the finale of the game
>nonsensical monologue over the closing cutscene
>silently spinning camera around gesturing character for two minutes
>cut to black
my fucking sides what a fucking fag

you know that shit will be back when he starts his second playthrough

It was recorded before his friend went rip

He and his wife did have it checked and he's fine, it's his wife with the toxic womb.
That's the reason why he went to a different woman in the first place, unfortunately allegedly she had household issues that led to the miscarriage though ENB said he didn't to intrude on her privacy by asking her for more details, though he was very anguished afterwards.

you got to elevate the medium, bro

>gf's mom had like 3 miscarriages
>occasionally gf will refer to her brother
>she has no brother
>mfw it takes me a second to realize she's talking about her dead fetus brother

Mind if I take this 7? Thanks.

Where the fuck are you getting this information?

>Jason and I weren't close, but we had a lot in common with Souls. It's something that younger folks might not fully appreciate about modern life— we're constantly connected to people all over the world who are interested in the same things we are. We gravitate towards our "digital bonfires" (to use a line I heard from another viewer long, long ago). It's a special thing.

>All those people you see on break or walking down the street with their heads buried in their phones... they're just trying to be somewhere they'd rather be, talking to people that they'd rather talk to. People just want to be happy, to share that happiness, and to be understood. Sometimes you form deep connections that way, and sometimes shallow, but those people all become a part of your life.

Eight.

his dead friend slammed a doorknob into her stomach is what I heard

PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY
>even though he barely interacts with the community and always plays offline

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>not liking the real life catarina knight

And so it is... Ash seeketh embers

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do you think kay is a solid 5/10 qt?

the only lper worth watching