One will protect you, the others will group and try to kill you at any cost

One will protect you, the others will group and try to kill you at any cost.

Who do you choose and why?

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DOOM Slayer. This isn't even a fucking question.

captain king

If you don't pick Doomguy you're a retard

Sam has killed way more stuff, though.

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So, Many choices.

So many next generation remakes..

Doom Guy, obviously.

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> dom
> protecting anyone

Who even is the last one in the bottom right?

Doom guy can runner faster then Usain Bolt
so i'll just ask him to give me a piggy back ride

If the Doom Marine kills BJ he stops existing...just so you know.

bordermemes ninja dude

Zero from Borderlands 2. Your average ninja-sniper dude, wouldn't last long in an actual fight with the rest of the list.

Explain

>if you kill your parents, you die too by default

Doom Marine is descendant of B.J, confirmed by idSoft

>Sam better than the literal scourge of hell for centuries
No.

>Not picking the god Dr. Freeman

Wang has magic and master sword skills so he isn't useless if he runs out of ammo for his guns.

Wang murders them all before they know what the hell happened.

Wolfenstien is the precursor to Doom

>Doom Marine

His name is DOOMGUY you colossal homosexual.

Mental destroyed Earth by throwing Moon onto it, and his army has a lot of really fucking strong creatures. I'd say they're comparable.

His name is B.J. Blazkowicz III. you enormous buttpincher.

>le ebin spass marin

Sam has Judeo-Christian God on his side

and let's see Doomguy fight an entire herd of angry megafauna that run at highway speeds at once

Always betting.
Why? Because Sam is eurotrash and i want to see Doomguy vs the King.
The rest of you can eat shit and die.

Too bad he treats women like shit and objects

>doesnt use the gap to get rid of them whilst taking 6 tries to get the minigun

Disgusting, anyway Sam has killed braindead animals that walk straight towards you, doomguy has a little more difficulty

>nobody betting on the duke

shake those shitty opinions, baby

doomguy himself can run at 91km/h

doomguy. he is hell's hell

Does Doomguy have this, though?

He loves women.
Chauvinist. Not a misogynist

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Classic Duke or Gearbox Duke?

Everyone on the list dies pretty quickly without health packs and shields except for phoenix and chief, though they only get to carry two guns

Classic Duke isn't that powerful either.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

Gordon, so he can do my fuckin' math homework with a shotgun as a reward

I don't even get why "male chauvinist" is a thing. men are objectivity superior to women, it isn't even something to have an opinion on

Gearbox Duke IS Classic Duke.
BAZINGA HASN'T HAPPENED YET. BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE.

going by NuDOOMs lore, Doomguy is an interdimensional killing machine that was on his way to eradicating everything in hell.

he went so fucking crazy that an archangel or something gave him EVEN MORE fucking power, just because he was so impressed.

it is implied that every single .wad is canon and Doomguys gameplay mechanics, like regaining health and ammo from kills, are real and the reason he can keep going in hell all by himself for all eternity.

only one from those above that could match this level of bullshit is Master Chief with his fucking infinite luck

This is impossible, would need a Goku-tier character to have a chance

Master Chief
He kills aliens, digital alien machines, and eldritch abominations.

Behind every great man is a woman

>it is implied that every single .wad is canon
Is Terry rape canon too?

>Halo on there twice

Why? What's the big difference between the two?

That's like half the roster here if not more.

Ebin shitpost :^)

doom guy did it first with less.

>normal difficulty

>Doomguy would likely be more concerned with the rippin' and the tearin' than protecting me
>I'm not female and attractive enough for Blazko to take a personal stake in my safety
>Dook wouldn't give a bag of shit about me
>Sam can't protect shit, it's part of his curse

I guess I'd have to go with Zero solely because of his abilities and potential arsenal but I'm not enjoying the thought.

Even at MAX capabilities and weapons and armor Doom Guy would win

Screw attack said chief would but that was 1/2 doomguy not doomslayer as he is now doomslayer would fuck chief for free

BFG and that entire cast is fucking toast

>BFG and that entire cast is fucking toast
Serious bomb and that entire cast is fucking toast. Instantly. Right there right then.

He's one of the weakest people on the list

How?

>Doomguy is literally ancient evil that awakens
>BJ cracks Ubersoldaten like nuts
>Sam kills thousands of aliens on a normal day

The one that would actually give enough of a shit to properly protect me.
So definitely not Doom Guy or Duke.

Sam easily, just hide in a serious sam game, no other protagonist can deal with the retarded density of enemies.

Doomguy couldn't protect shit, infact he would use you as ammunition.

Probably gonna get shit for asking this, but is Serious Sam good? I got all of them on steam for like 8 bucks...just haven't played them.

yes, just like hDoom, Sup Forums.wad and pirate doom

>Gordon can take an invasion of aliens and marines at the same time

Highly divisive series. I didn't care for any of them all that much, but some people absolutely adore the series. Try a couple for yourself.

but what if im a girl

Play Serious Sam HD first/second encounter and Serious Sam 3
2 is like the red headed stepchild game

It's a first person bullet hell game, and it's fucking glorious. Level design is quite weak but enemy design and weapon balance are as close to perfect as it can possibly get. Every fight requires keeping in mind where to move, where the projectiles are, which patterns and attacks enemies have and which weapon you should use against what. It's also not very serious.

Order them from the most powerful to the least:
Sam "Serious" Stone
Doom Slayer
Lo Wang
Duke Nukem
John-117 (Master Chief)
William B.J. Blazkowicz
Marcus Fenix
Zer0
Gordon Freman

either doom guy, master chief, or cyclops. I don't know who three of the others are, but marcus, gordon, and duke aren't even worth worrying about

Gordon is right out, he is just a nerd that got into unforseen circumstances, he struggles against aliens others can take down by dozens.
Marcus is comparetively slow, would lose fast.
Zero has comparetively no firepower, would lose fast.
Doomguy, Lowang and Duke wouldn't protect you, infact they would use you as a human shield. Maybe if you are a girl you can bribe duke with titties.
So either Sam or Chief. If we can get a vehicle and drive away Chief, if it is a stand your ground situation Sam.

>Confirmed by idsoft
>...in a lore-rape phone game that was never meant to be taken as canon, and even then the connections are sketchy

This is some Squall Is Dead tier autism.

Doomguy is the only logical pick. The other 6 at the same time would get smashed.

>every single .wad is canon
wut? where?

I'll give em a shot then. Should make for a fun weekend

>grezzo 2 is canon

Screw attack was wrong. Really wrong. That was up there with Sonic beating the Flash wrong.

Chief is probably the strongest one who would also actually protect you. If it's just raw strength then Doomguy.

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Don't forget that
> Lo Wang (in the reboot) would sell you for money
>Gordon Freeman can't protect shit (ask Alyx's dad)
>Marcus need his teammates to be completely useful
Master chief, Blazkowitz and Zer0 are the best chances

>lore-rape
How do rape the lore of series whose plot is just "Demons are fucking shit up, kill them"

Isn't that what he did in half life?

Doomguy is literally Satan and Hell's boogeyman. When demons and devils sleep, they check under the bed for Doomguy.

this nigga gets it

I don't dislike Borderlands, but he does not fit here at all.

I mean, where does it says that
I just finished the game and didn't saw anything about it, maybe I missed it

>Doomguy is found dead in Duke game
>Duke is found dead in Sam game
And the rest don't even compare.

Sam is the only correct choice, seriously.

Lo Wang would probably be the worst pick, he wont do shit for you.
If you can convince Doomguy that the other 6 are demons, you got pretty good chances I think.

If you consider Doom and Wolfenstein RPG to be canon then they're lore rape just by virtue of going on a long and stupid tangent beyond classic Doom and Wolfenstein's simple but by comparison pretty sensible storylines.

He's also the only one that went to college

Checkmate

what if Sam is found dead in the Doom game?

doomguy graduated in doomslaying

Depends, can doomguy run faster than a warthog?

Isnt that Doomguy only one of many?

>needing vehicles

Serious Sam.
Preferably kiting a bunch of these fucks around the opposition.

Why do you have two master chiefs on that grid.

Doomguy runs just as fast as a warthog I think
not a ghost though

Not sure about Doomslayer

Which of them could stand a chance against Kyle Katarn in a foot race?

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ALL CANON

>Sam above DOOM Slayer

Sam literally failed to save earth. He has to go back in time in order to stop it from even happening.

DOOM Slayer literally enters hell and shitstomps the legions of hell for so long they have to imprison him just to get him to stop.