Go to GameStop with my parents

>go to GameStop with my parents
>really eyeing a Yoshi doll
>it's cute as fuck
>some robbers with guns come in and stick up the place
>I punch one of them
>they push me back, steal all the money, and leave

FUCKING GAMESTOP

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Who the fuck would rob a gamestop?

In my city people are always robbing the 24 hour subways.

Who knows what kid of giga nigga or crazy mitherfucker could be working in a Subway?
With gamestop, you know no alpha male is working there that will give you a hard time, but you also know there aren't any crazy autists either. They're just beta normalfags who don't give you no trouble.

>be canadian
>go into a fucking EB Games today
>notice they have a Shovel Knight Amiibo
>pick it up, along with an older Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game
>make small talk with cashier, then leave

fucking EB, man

What's really annoying is that the registers usually only have like $200 each, and the safes have a 10 minute time delay. So if someone does rob us I'm gonna be shot because I have to tell them the safe won't open in time.

Gamestop hasn't been culturally relevant for... 6 years? 8?

I'm trying to find shovel knight myself just because I like it. I don't even have a usage for miibos.

this happened a couple weeks ago

>go into the same EB to have a look around
>someone looking like a typical nerd (fat; long, unkempt hair, metal tshirt) walks up to cashes as i walk in
>he asks the cashier if they have recommendations for a five year old
>notice he has a lisp
>cashier asks if the kid can use a controller
>turbonerd says "tsh yeah. he's five years old!"
>cashier says it's a legit question, and asks what kind of games the kid plays
>"call of duty and *couple other games i can't remember*"
>cashier - "... call of duty? ok, how about these lego games?"

That's it, I'm saying it.

FUCK NIGGERS
YOU AREN'T FIT TO WORK WITH ANYONE, DON'T THINK ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF, CAN'T EVEN DRIVE CORRECTLY, YOU JUST CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING RIGHT EVER IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE EXCEPT CATCH AN STD AND STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

AND YOUR LITTLE HUGBOX, DINDU NUFFIN', HOWLER MONKEY, SHITFIT THROWING, CHIP-ON-THE-SHOULDER CULTURE IS GOING TO DIE OUT WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE, THE ONLY ONES THAT EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AS A GROUP

BTFO

i've a small collection of Amiibos, because i'm a Nintendrone who likes wasting his money on trinkets

Shovel Knight and Ness are the two Amiibo i was looking for. i'm not going to spend a tonne on either. i'm still surprised i found a new Shovel Knight Amiibo desu

this is exactly what happened at the 711 across my street. kid was trying to tell the cracked out fuck with a gun that he cant get anymore money from the safe, and the poor fuck gets shot dead.

i can think of a lot of ways and places to die, but to have your life end while clocked in at 711... thats just too fucking terrible to even think of.

I'll be a nigger if it means I can stick my dick in something

Shit thats fucked

I was wondering why any self-respecting father wouldn't have been carrying a firearm and killed thos two nogs in order to protect his family in such a situation.
Then I saw they were from Maryland. Just liberals reaping what they sow.

Also:
>Police described the robbers as black men in their 20s, both about 5 feet 6 inches tall and 170 pounds.

When will they learn?

>Police described the robbers as black men

hmmmm

this is why i don't want to work at a convenience store or gas station

even though i live in a relatively safe province, we still have druggies and poor people breaking into our gas stations/convenience stores every week or so

I mean I could understand going after a Gamestop during a midnight launch for a game cause that means there's a lot of money going into the store but every really big Launch I've ever been to had a couple cops just sitting in the parking lot keeping an eye on things.

The store I worked for got robbed on one of the days I was off. Co-worker told the robber flat out "If you find any money in the register let me know cause we are flat broke"

He got pistol whipped

I worked ar RS in college. My boss at the time got a rock thrown at her by a methhead. Retail is the worst.

most druggies arent that bad. junkies mostly just do weird grifts/schemes or break into cars. but its the crackheads that are truly terrifying. there is nothing in this world that is as unpredictable as a crackhead.

I live about a block away from a chevron gas station run by a really nice pakistani guy. I remember one day I was walking and I saw police tape up there and the owner just chillin smokin near one of the gas pumps like the no-fucks-given dude he was, and then when I asked the cops why I couldn't get my god damned snocaps, they told me he fucking blew a robber near in half with a 12 gauge he had hidden behind the counter.

you better believe that store had no robberies for about 8 months after that. I still shop there though, even though the fucker stopped stocking snocaps I just get zours now.

Fucking kek.

Sup Forums please.

They are both white, black people dont rob video game stores.


Look at their skin colour of their hands.

Well got to get those miibos somehow.

Only white people like Nintendo in my mind, fuck I need to get off 5Chin