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>he pre-ordered Legion

As expected
Thank god

not video games

I saw it. Was pretty good. Critics can't stop comparing movies to each other and getting source material wrong to enjoy it. Everyone in my theater clapped after it was over minus about 4 people. Out of about 70. It's nothing revolutionary but its a solid 7/10.

t. Chris Metzen

I wish I had his money senpai.

t.Blizzard employee

True vidyakino. Don't trust the pleb critics.

Video game movies are part of the video game culture, fuck off

The burning desire for you haters to think people not affiliated with Blizzard enjoy it is startling.

DELET THIS!!!!

>Everyone in my theater clapped after it was over
is that a common thing to do where you live?

This is about a movie, not a video game

MODS MODS MODS
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD.

DELETE IT NOW.

Blizzard is paying you good money to keep the reputation of Blizzard up, NOW DO YOUR JOB

I can see you guiding black dick into your wife right now.

It's about a movie based on a videogame, therefore video game culture related. Vidya apparel threads are also not about video game, but it's culture related.

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Why was this even made?

Legion is a guaranteed flop thanks to this.

Download when?
I'm not paying for a shitty movie about the bad lore of Warcraft

because they promised us 8 years ago

>Not doing a standing ovation, demanding additional performance

To 'explain plotholes' or some shit like that

easy money, gotta milk the cow while its still alive

>dad died
>multi-million dollar project he spent years working on is critically panned, could potentially bomb
Duncan Jones had a rough life. I still think Moon and Source Code were good.

Duncan Jones is a cunt who shittalked Tolkien. He got everything he deserves.

>Kojima also making uninspired shit now
This never would have happened if bowie hadn't died. Fuck cancer. Put it toward saving those animals, and greetings from getmany.

>Everyone in my theater clapped
Please tell this isn't what everyone does in America.

kek

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MGS5 was anything but uninspired. It was a mess, but it was pretty inspired.

They clap because they successfully managed to watch the whole movie without getting shot

the original vidyakino

source?

Pretty sure I saw this exact same post in a BvS thread once.

*sigh* why am I not surprised to see your blithering idiocy in this topic? You're the child that just doesn't understand you're not supposed to touch a hot stove and does it over and over. It sickens me to see your unflinching, unapologetic ignorance in a topic that I spent over a month crafting—a month that consisted of possibly the most intense research and mental preparation of my life. To say that I am disgusted by your infinitesimal comprehensional aptitude understates the irreparable damaged you have done to my faith in the human intellect.

Warcraft. Is. Not. A. Flop.

Leave.

>Nu male: The post

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vidya apparel threads get deleted too

because they're not video games

just like movies

Then mods are retarded
They are video game culture therefore are allowed to stay

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>So you feel you don’t have the same problems you would face in adapting something like Tolkien?

>Exactly. It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.

I feel like it makes a little more sense in context, i.e. "it isn't a stretch for this movie to have a lot of women, because it's a more modern story and was written with diversity in mind from the start", but he should have realized that he'd be crucified for any negative implications about Tolkien.

This makes it that more amusing

>>Exactly. It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
>shittalking Tolkien
YOU ARE WHITE MALE!

No fantasy setting will ever surpass Tolkien's Middle-Earth mythos

>gloobergobbers taking things out of context in order to demonize an amazing movie made by an amazing person

You should read more.

>I feel like it makes a little more sense in context, i.e. "it isn't a stretch for this movie to have a lot of women, because it's a more modern story and was written with diversity in mind from the start"
That would have been fine, but the way he said it
> It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I.
Is absolutely cunty. I can't stand faggots like that. I didn't even care about the poor reviews but this is the first thing to put me off the movie somewhat.

>muh GG bogieman

I've seen videos of people clapping after a movie.

Why? Who are they applauding?
The screen? The staff for turning on a projector?
Do they think that the actors are actually in the room, performing a play?
What the fuck is going on?

Clapping expresses approval. It's not directed at anyone except in Cuckistan Europe.

>solid 7/10.
>solid

Expressing your approval to whom?
Can you imagine all those people actually shouting "I LIKE THIS MOVIE" instead of clapping, just to see how retarded that is?

People outside America seem to like it.

it's like he doesnt know tolkien largely popularized the non-babrbarian warrior woman

people outside America dont matter. Because of the chinks terminator genesys was a commercial success.

Dirty fucking terrorists go back to your third world countries and come back when you're ready for FREEDOM.

Can you imagine someone saying bless you after you sneeze wtf do they think satans going to kill you or something are they supposed to be a priest?!?!

>A LITERAL WHITE MALE SAID THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAH

People outside of America shit on the streets and eat dogs.

The only good vidya movie.

In my county I only see it at stuff like big marvel movie premiers or the premiere of Force Awakens.
it happens when you are in a place filled with fans, not when you have a theater full of people that just wanted a popcorn film

Of in the US it probably happens all the time.
>ERMAGED GUYS, DA PLANE LANDED. LET'S CLAP

I saw it. Was pretty good. Critics can't stop comparing movies to each other and getting source material wrong to enjoy it. Everyone in my theater clapped after it was over minus about 4 people. Out of about 70. It's nothing revolutionary but its a solid 7/10.

What's the deal with the percentage who want to see it? I've never seen a percentage lower than 90 for a new movie.

Does Warcraft introduce one original idea into fantasy? Or is it all just a rip off of Warhammer and Lord of the Rings?

I just wish movies about video game properties would stop being shit so they'll make a Bioshock movie.

Movies aren't video games.

An okay movie is a much smaller waste of time than an okay game.

It's bad enough Sup Forums pretends to understand the game industry, don't pretend you understand movies.

A low critic score doesn't mean it'll flop. Look at Transformers movies.

Multiculturalism, peace, freedom, justice, and security

Odds: I go to the movies and watch "A movie not made by a white man during WW1", clap my hands after, and most definitely get shitfaced afterwards
Evens: I stay at home

Transformers is less autistic. Say Warcraft to a normy and they picture a sweaty, obese, spotty, cheeto dust smelling basement dwelling neckbeard.

Normies love explosion shit. Not autism shit.

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Sup Forumsedditor crossposters are cancerous underage memespammers who can't seem to differentiate board culture and just turned this entire site in to 9gag memes, where one meme can be spammed on any board at any time

Transformers is an irrelevant children's toy. There's nothing more autistic than playing with 30 year old kids toys.

>I am the meme police

You're getting ideas mixed up dude. It will flop for the fans 100% but not for the people trying to make back and profit off the original budget for the movie

Michael Bay is the most neurotypical man on the planet. He counteracts the autism. He doesn't actually care about the toys or cartoons. He just makes explosion schlock with a reconognizable brand name.

Warcraft looks like it's actually made by someone who likes the autistic source material and the normies can smell that.

Warcraft has a dumb story and bad writing anyway. Fans will probably enjoy it fine.

Or at least they would if the movie wasn't visually shit.

>There are people so dumb they believed this meme

I bet you think brits sing songs to count the bongs and all canadians say "eh" after everything, and all germans are nazis?

It's gotta be part of the autism, right? Inability to understand humor?

Normies gobble up capeshit like fucking Thor. It'll be fine.

Uwe Boll asked Blizzard if he could make a movie about Warcraft.
They liked the idea but told him to fuck off because they wanted a better director.

>Everyone in my theater clapped after it was over

It has taken decades of marketing to de-autismify capeshit in the eyes of normies. Warcraft is a step too far.

Saying bless you after you sneeze is also fucking retarded. The only people I know who do this are borderline mongoloids.

Nigga what Thor was pretty good and pic related was a fucking bro

Clapping after a movie isn't that uncommon. I'm in South America and people usually clap to discharge the "holy shit this was so good!" feeling when a movie is real fun or real good.

I remember paul sams saying they won't sell the rights to him, especially not to him
now I'm wondering if he would've done a better job than zowie

7/10 is more like flaccid after ejaculation - not that soft but neither a boner.

you have to "normify" the genre first. Capeshit was successfully normified a long time ago, but vidyakino is still a patrician-only genre.

Uwe Boll would have made a better movie. At least he is somewhat red pilled instead of a complete nu-male cuck like Jones.

Jones is a talentless hack anyway. The much lauded Moon is exactly the kind of mediocrity that gets gobbled up by capeshit slamming millennials who are infantile about cinema but will impress nobody who has actually seen the films it is derived from.

And not even his fanboys will pretend that Source Code wasn't crap.

>hack gets allowed to make a movie because of his famous daddy.
And now we watch the decline into irrelevence.

thor was pretty bland

I wonder if the Sam Raimi Warcraft would've been better.

He hasn't made a good movie in over a decade so probably not.

Have you fuckers even read the reviews? Most of them are fucking retarded on an objective level. Why do you idiots trust critics?

Normie here, Starwars is autism, not cape shit. Even women are more willing to see the latter

What if the movie is good but only to people who know and give a shit about Warcraft already?

it'll get 2s and 1s from reviewers because they don't understand or don't get the reference and lore.
You know
like games that are true sequels?

Both Star Wars and capeshit are made with normies in mind first and foremost. Warcraft is aimed squarely at the neckbeards.

that's the whole point of the movie, it's only meant to enhance the source material
it's literally fan service; if you're not a fan, you won't care for it, and the vast majority of people don't play video games as a hobby, let alone something as expansive as WoW