So i fucking finally kill this asshole after like 100+ tries (lost track at 70 but it went on awhile after) and the...

so i fucking finally kill this asshole after like 100+ tries (lost track at 70 but it went on awhile after) and the first fucking thing i run into is a faggot with a katana that two shots me or just parries me and 1 shots. so i say fuck that and go into the shrine place and cant figure out what the fuck to do.

...

meme

It's really easy all you have to do is __________________git gud faggot__________________

>100+ tries

Noone can be that bad at video games. It's impossible

>luck based fight
>dying to it makes you bad
yeah ok

You're really unlucky to be born with no talent.

u sit at bonfire and warp to lothric, dummy

it just says leave

maybe you should take its advice

If you manage to die 100 times to 1 boss, I don't even think git gud is a valid response because it's obvious that that the player was in no way learning or adapting and just threw themselves at the boss for 3 hours.
Honestly this game doesn't sound like it for you user, are you even having fun?

>luck based
the fuck did i read

>dies to the tutorial boss a hundred times
>b-but I'm not bad guys

his moveset is random, if you he happens to use the moves that are too hard to dodge, you will die.

with this shit? no but if ive put this much effort into a game im not just going to quit like a bitch about it. i enjoyed parts of bloodborn even tho that was ass half the time and some of the cheapest bullshit ive ever seen.

>if he happens to use the moves that are too hard to dodge you will die

Wow you're serious. IMO you should play another game, this game wasn't meant for you.

There is nothing in the game that is too hard to dodge. You can prevent, avoid, or circumvent everything.

>tutorial boss
>hard to dodge

OP will never get past the first lothric knight

just stay on his left hand side when the goop erupts from his back and he can't hit you

not true, when you dodge slow as fuck and have no fucking iframes its kinda bullshit. most enemies attack faster than you can dodge. they attack and hit you before you dodge, then hit you again as soon as you come out of your dodge. its fucking stupid.

please stop you're embarrassing yourself

finally somebody fucking admits how bullshit this game is

Are you playing it with voice commands, are you one handed? How can someone even lose to this boss,

Why is this thread still active?

stop throwing fucking buzzwords around. not everyone who doesnt suck your memelord miyamotos cock is baiting.

It's literally impossible to die to that boss unless you were doing it on purpose or are actually disabled.

Die to that boss over 100 times*

Also 'buzzword' is just as much of a buzzword as 'bait' you faggot.

if im a faggot for saying buzzword youre a faggot for saying bait. wanna go suck some cocks together fag?

>arguing that dark souls 3 is fair
>posts a gif of a literal 1 shot mechanic

keep the memes coming my man

>Move is telegraphed for over 1 second, people still complain when they can't dodge it
I hate to contribute to this shitty meme, but actually get good.

Yeah, let's do it you fucking fairy.

so is anyone going to help me figure out where the fuck to go?

No. Don't play the game anymore.

im going to figure this shit out eventually im not quitting like a bitch. please just tell me what the fuck to do so i dont have to waste another two hours on this shit and actually play the game.

Quit like a bitch. You're already bitching like a bitch.

>dies to gundyr 100 times
>"It's pure luck based. If he uses his undogdgeable moves you are just fucked"
>has this much trouble with dark souls 3 but says he played bloodborne too
>all these anons actually taking this bait and shamming a literal who about something that never happened

bloodborn was fucking cake compared to this. i dont want to give up on this like i gave up on that tho.

>bloodborn was fucking cake compared to this

>1 shot
>on move with huge obvious wind up
>on a nearly unarmored character

>argues that dark souls 3 is fair
>posts a gif of dark souls 1
please child

>this entire thread

with bloodborn you just put a fuckload of points into hp and attack and spam r1 and eventually kill everything. this i couldnt even level up before the first boss. how the fuck is that not cake by comparison?

Stop playing the game. You are bad at all video games. Get a different hobby like coloring books.

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and whos fucking idea was it to make me go by like 50 fucking enemies and through a fucking boss room just to get to the level up bitch?

What's the best bow for a pure archer run? Would it be best to level pure DEX with just enough str to use and roll with sharp weapons, or should I go quality/refined?

>this much beastly idiocy

you can get bows in this?

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not him, but BB in general was far easier after gascoigne and old yharnam as the bosses were either easier, or later in the game.

BB outside of the Orphan honestly felt a lot easier to me simply because of how easy it was to get parries, heal incredibly quickly and spam dodges to get out of basically any combat scenario

Yeah, you get cool movie-Legolas trickshots as their WAs

guys i keep getting one shotted by everything help

WAs?

>it's another "Pontiff Sulyvahn is acting like a complete asshole to someone for no reason at all" episode
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN!

Weapon Arts

>pure archer run
>can only hold 198 arrows at a time max
That's a lot of running between mobs for progress

the fuck is that?

Shut up, Micolash, all your experiments were retarded nonsense and you're a failure at everything you tried. Go play with your bird-dogs lmao, REAL choir researchers are trying to get serious work done here

Reminder that this is why people think dark souls is hard.

Because they're brainless tools who have no capability for independent thought, no self awareness, and no concept of getting better at a game, or learning how to interact with the mechanics.

Literally just throwing their faces at a brick wall over and over and over again until it falls over.

Nice meme.

>it's a pontiff sulyvahn ends up being one of the most enigmatic characters in the entire series episode

will someone pls help? i just want to play the fucking game

So is champion Gundyr the same boss in the past before he got corrupted by that shit?

I think it mentions in some description that he was bested by an unknown warrior, was that the AO ?

where in the game are you at, and what platform

>REAL choir researchers
>DUDE let's inject ourselves with ayylium blood and pretend we're getting closer to achieving something besides fucking everything up
Meanwhile
>School of Mensis
>actually succeeded in becoming a Great One
but please, go and suck willem's braindead nuts some more while pretending you're doing something useful, yurie

im at the shrine place with the level up chick. ive been wondering around for like three fucking hours and cant figure out anywhere to go. do i have to kill the asshole weeaboo? ive tried and he just fucks me so hard it feels like im not expose to fight him

>be Sullyvan
>acting as first scholar of newly-constructed grand archives of lothric
>discover forbidden sorceries of Aldia
>realize that linking the flame is bullshit
>convince Prince Lothric of this
>decide that the Abyss is a pretty cool idea
>leave Lothric and wander all the way to Irithyll
>accidentally find the Profaned Flame
>slap that shit on my sword, shit was super cash
>decide to take over the Church
>convince everyone by showing them the Profaned Flame - imbued sword, and educating them on how great the Abyss is
>usurp the Papacy after Gwyndolin falls sick
>sweet
>aquire sick dark magic
>send all political opponents and relatives of the Old Gods into exile as out rider knights
>feed Gwyndolin to Aldrich
>guard Aldrich from any passing Unkindled
>wait for the fires to fade
Oh no. Not me! I never lost control!
You're face, to face
With the man who sold the world!

I'm literally stroking myself to how bad you are and how much better I am. I don't care if it's a lie at this point it's just too delicious. Is there anything better than beating your fellow man at something?

gay

>succeed in making a Great One
>implying
Last i checked, the Celestial Emmisary was a Great One, and not the One Reborn. Consult your trophies and try again, meme man

did this thread really need to get to 60 replies

the sword weeaboo is actually pretty hard since he hits like a truck, your only hope is to stagger him with r1 spam but doing that can be a bit hard without him hitting you

after defeating the 1st boss you basically go to the shrine bonfire and go to the second tab to teleport to high lothric, which is the next area you need to complete

if you need help there, i'll place my sign by the first bonfire with the matchmaking password set to 1234, but in any case remember to calm yourself down as playing dark souls when you're extremely frustrated proves to be a tormentous experience

It's not gay the same way prison rape isn't gay. It's not about the sex it's about being bigger faster meaner and just plain better than someone else.

Oh yeah, I forgot they made ranged builds retarded for a second. Is a pure archer, or at least very bow-heavy style possible at all?

where the fuck is there a bonfire at the shrine? ive been fucking everywhere.

Don't help this shitter through the easiest parts of the game, he's just going to get stuck somewhere later and make another whining thread and quit
He needs to do it on his own and get gud

Possible? Yeah.
Viable? Eh, sorta.
Good? AHA
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA

>prison rape isn't gay
Shoving your dick in another man and thrusting until orgasm is pretty damn gay. "I-its not like was ATTRACTED to him or anything, baka, it's just about power" is a retarded excuse

it's right at the middle of the shrine, south of the blacksmith and north of the entrance with the five thrones
i was coddled with help by my friend when i was starting at this game, and i managed to git gud fairly early on when i decided to start doing more stuff on my own
a little help can't hurt

My wife beat him her second try. Get fucking good scrublord.

the whole mindset of wanting to be bigger faster and meaner is the gayest fucking thing ive ever heard. youre gayer than six oily muscle men covered in rose pedals sucking each others cocks on a blanket made of foreskins in the middle of a french park.

I think if you had read that back a few times you wouldn't have posted it. Pretty embarrassing work.

Yeah but not in a homosexual way.

holy shit theres some old chick here. i still dont see a bonfire tho.

>fucking other dudes isnt gay
Youre in deep denial son. Slice it anyway you want to, its gay

Brain of Mensis, bitchtits

Celestial Emissary was just a glorified cosplayer

you have to stab the sword you pulled out of the first boss's chest into a bowl in the middle to make a bonfire

take some time and acquaint yourself with the game's mechanics though, there's a lot of videos with the explicit purpose of teaching just that

girls can be good at games dont be a sexist fucktard you fag

gay power indulgence is still gay

suffice to say that there are prison alphas who don't fuck other dudes. that's because they aren't gay

Hey guise

Consolefag here, new to DS series as well. Haven't started and don't plan on playing DeS, DS, or BB. Started DS2 a few weeks ago, I squeeze in hours between work here and there, have already amassed somewhere over 3 days playtime. I'm also a completionist faggot so I like to find everything, farm everything and complete every area I go through if possible. I backtrack often to double check, and paired with me being in CoC from the start, I feel I leveled up fat too much. I'm roughly SL130, but since this is my first time playing any Souls game, and blind might I add, I still feel like I'm doing poorly.

Also, I limited myself to only using Dual Caestus and Dual Hand Axe (both 10+ and 8+, respectively), with Pyromancies and a longbow (6+) when applicable. Blocking is not a thing for me and I can't parry to save my life, pun not intended. Gear is Merchant hat and prisoner's chest piece for item discovery, so defense is pretty low. Arms and legs are meh I assume, no special effects. Always wearing covetous and cloranthy. Other two slots switch between what's necessary for the situation, though one is mostly ring of blades.

Stared as Bandit with Petrified Something (figured the item with shitty description would be useful, had to look up what it was used for, didn't yield anything too useful).

Stats are somewhere close to

Vit 25
End 20
Vig 20
Atn16
Str 28
Dex 28
Adp 18
Int 15
Fth15

I'm pretty sure those numbers are off by a little in each category, give or take.

How shit am I?

holy fuck

>being this literally retarded he can't see the fire in the middle of a circular room surrounded by thrones that are all facing the fire that is also probably surrounding by big glowing orange messages

Fucking retard

Champion gundyrs charge attack is impossible to dodge of your at close range.
The only way to dodge everything is by playing pyromancy pussy souls

Fun? I wanna try a ranger build, but I don't wanna be in a situation like I was with my STR/FAI paladin build, where I tried for over 20 hours to get it to work before giving up.

Related note: don't try and make a STR/FAI build with anything more than near-base FAI. In fact, don't go near faith at all

Weak bait but this thread will still get 300 replies because dark souls babbies cannot take any criticism and are quick to tell anyone that doesn't like the game to "git gud"

there wasnt even a fucking fire there until i put the sword in the ground it just looks like a circle of dirt. who the fuck would think to stick a sword in some dirt so they can progress?

I had never played a souls game before and beat gundyr on my second try. I beat the katana guy on my fifth try after learning his moves. My experience is that of an average person, and you, OP, are just absolutely terrible at video games. Seriously missing the shrine bonfire even though that shiz says "LIGHT BONFIRE" when you go towards the middle of the room is sad.

No, it is

Is there any good reason to level past 38 INT and FTH if you're a pyromancer? The increase to Spell Buff from 36 to 38 is 6, but the increase from 38-40 is only 4, and anything after 40 is where you start to see diminishing returns.

I can only hope user. Watching dark souls thread cockfights is good reading

You also only get 1 point per level from 38 to 40 in either INT or FTH

1 why would i go to the middle of the room? to look at dirt?

2 when you stand right next to it the damn thing doesnt even say that. you have to stand away from it and some spots still dont prompt you