Who was the last character you directly controlled in a video game?

Who was the last character you directly controlled in a video game?

You must now wear their outfit for the rest of your life.

How fucked are you?

Pic related, probably fucked unless I become very wealthy.

Uh oh...

LONDON

Welp.

>my last Monster Card I played on YGOPro online yesterday was Abyssmegalo

I'm a fucking armored sea monster that clean the field just to get summoned and can insta-kill you. Everyone else are fucked.

No, you just get to wear it's clothes.

So you get to be nude.

I fucking miss The Last Blade.

>Bayo2 with the black leather police outfit

Hot.

Fucking shorts and a terrible color.

Oh god, it's warm as fuck over here but damn I love this armor.

meh

The only thing worth mocking there is the net of belts on the knees. What the fuck even is that anyways?

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>Playing Qurare

i dont know boss

im liking it

The leg thingamabobs look a bit weird but otherwise it's a neutral outfit.

>Corrin

At least it has some style to it.

Would still look really damn weird to walk around in.

Picture for ants. It's Rizing from Tengai Makyou Apocalypse IV.

It looks cozy at least.

Hah, joke's on you I already crossplay her

LeBron James

>Tfw I wish it was JR Smith

Do I at least get a couple of months to bulk up so I can actually move around in this?

>Female Wii Fit Trainer
I guess it's a good thing I'm a twink already

Knee pads made out of belts, obviously.

>Doomguy outfit.
I can deal with it.

post pics and please be in L O N D O N

Mercy's clothes from overwatch. Welp. I get bitchin wing things.

Well like I said he's armored.

Perhaps I should wear Mermail Scale of Cetus, even.

Could be worse, but could also be better.
At least its not Maya.

>A gun designed so you have to hold a rotating barrel

Jeans and Tee

so nothing changes

You're probably one of these guys.

>mercy outfit

That's actually kind of alright, especially if i get the pistol and staff. The problem would be everyone wanting to take the technology off me but if I'm supposed to wear it forever, i assume there's some handwaving which prevents that.

I wonder if the caduceus staff prevents aging.

I look closest to the second left but my outfit is better than that.

>Kneeling one
>Small tits
>Evidence of thick legs

>devil may cry
Great now I have to look like an edgy fucking autist

Sorry user, but I don't want to get banned again.

Why though

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>Praetor Suit
No fucks given

No one will notice

>picture of dmc3 Dante
>nuthin purrsonyaa :3 meme garbage

Can this board get any fucking worse.

>Samus Power Armor
did a bit of super metroid just a sec ago restarted a new playthrough pretty neat

>second outfit: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies outfit

meh it doesnt look that bad in all honest

well you came in user, so its already worse

Fuck

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love the old DMC series.
It's just if anyone actually dressed like that in real life they would look like tryhard edgelords.
Same goes for many main character outfits

>Bardin Goreksson

He has a cool helmet, but the clothes won't fit.

Fuck.

Could the Praetor suit be worn by an average joe? Or does it have a thing similar to Halo were if somene put on Chief's suit it'd crush them?

>4

I don't think the clothes will fit

There's a lot of pressure on my torso!

>people play this pile of 2eep4u pile of garbage

your 300 pound ass? probably not

>That bulge

Comfy. And I can probably pass it off as extreme sports enthusiast or something

>edgy edgy edgy cringe tryhard fedora edgy
>d-do I fit in yet????

I find it so funny these terms are exclusively over used and thrown around by insecure people that were bullied in school. Please just shut the fuck up.

Steve from Minecraft so I'm pretty good

unsurprising for a jojofag to have shit taste

Are you ill? He's just pointing out that if you wore a fucking red leather trenchcoat, no shirt, and snakeskin leather pants just going about your day to day business you'd look like an idiot.

Did he strike a nerve user? Do you wear a leather trenchcoat?

So you're telling me if a kid at your school dressed up as Dante from DMC that wouldn't be legitimately tryhard and edgy? Look, I hate the buzzwords as much as you do, but that was the best way for me to describe it.
It's ridiculous how upset you are over this and resorting to petty ad hominem. Grow up.

A bit over the top, but I'd get used to it.

welp, i should be fine since i have my thaumaturgists gear from FFXIV

Welp, a shirt would be nice.

Yes it's aggravating. Dante is apparently, nuthin perrrrsonal tier now, because everything has to be internet kosher for 14 year olds.

>"Dressing like a videogame character would look bad in real life"

Can you not articulate that with out saying edgy/autist/hipster/tryhard/cuck/ect?

Why won't you people just let shit exist without leaping at every chance to devolve fucking some gay now meaningless buzzword.

Why is he doing the slutty cumshot handsign?

>Falco Lombardi
I guess I'll just look like I'm a pilot.

same as wearing all Y-3 desu

What buzzword did I use exactly? Is "look like an idiot" some meme I'm not aware of? If too many people start using a phrase does it mean it can never be an accurate descriptor any more?

I'm not the guy who you replied to in the first instance who used described it as edgy, but as a linguist nothing makes me angrier than people attempting to police language use, like there's some rigid set standard that should be adhered to at all times. If you honestly think the word "edgy" is some sort of fresh new internet buzzword that has no real meaning you need an education anyway, people have been using that word since the 60s in the exact same context. Should I get on your back for using "tier" in the way you did? Because I can assure you that's a much more modern neologism.

I wasn't specifically referencing you. I'm saying that negative e-terms have become so overly used to bash things that they very loosely describe, just to say that they are "uncool." It's stilling, and useless.

>but as a linguist

You mean as a faggot? leddit is that way my man. :^)

>Complains about buzzwords
>faggot
>leddit boogeyman
>memotes

Heh